Day…why are we still even trying to figure this out~

Betty is a bitch. I asked her for diet water. This is regular. I'm trying to slim down so I don't seem so appealingly cute and fat for the killers roaming Runescape. She's trying to get me killed!

You can't trust anyone in this cruel RPG world. I got 99 problems and that bitch is one.

We, the cows, have filed our other complaints with, The Board of Farmers. Known to us as, The Board of Supreme Idiots. TBSI used it for kindling. Cheap arses. Sadly the other cows did not take to my cries of revolution. You can go die. Then regenerate. Die again. Regenerate…. You get the drift.

Okay, this is getting to emotional. *sniffle!* I-I think I'm going to go cry because of the injustice of this world!

Till the next time we regenerate, The Cows Of Runescape