Downloaded: Overwatch
A/N: Editing for this chapter is done! Hopefully it'll be easier on the eyes, and the contradictions are cleared up! Well, enjoy!
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another chapter of Happy Tree Friends! Well, I mean, it's not as violent, but that's because Weiss hasn't gotten overly ragey yet.
So, I changed the name of the story to fit the chapters more, I think it's easier just to say 'Downloaded' instead of 'Random Games that Yang Downloaded', if you see what I mean. That aside, review replies, newest first!
OBSERVER01: Sure, I'm always happy to take requests! They may not be as good, since I'm going off games I own, but I've had a go at Destiny and I LOVE Warhammer 40k, so research will be done! I'll try to see if Endwar and Overlord can be done, but no promises, sorry. Still, I'll do as much as I can!
Now, I am writing this very early (A literal one day after the last chapter), but my WoW account has no time, the PTR is being weird and I have nothing else to do. Plus, writing is really appealing to me right now, so LET'S DO THIS! ... *ahem* I'm the only enthusiastic one, aren't I?
Referenced Disclaimer: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Salem would have a secret obsession with huge teddy bears, forgetting all evil plans when they're around.
Weiss Reacts belongs to ElfCollaborator, and I won't do any more of these disclaimers as it narrows down choice for the legitimate fanfic.
Overwatch belongs to Blizzard. Thank you, Blizzard, for saving us from what Team Fortress 2 has become.
Also, WoW experience, snippets of WoW gameplay each chapter. Have fun!
WoW Experience:
"Ruby, help, I have Nightsabers after me!"
"On it!" Ruby used her taunt ability, forcing the enemy to attack her instead, while Weiss and her Water Elemental hit it with waves of frost and water, quickly killing it.
"Thanks, Ruby. That ability's amazing, by the way. You've saved me so many times with that!"
"Ah, well I am a Tank."
Weiss frowned across at Ruby. "You're a wha now?"
"Tank! You know, they aggravate the enemy, so the others can attack it without worrying?"
"Uhhh...!
Ruby sighed loudly. "Bad guys attack Tank, and nobody else. You hit enemy while Tank distracts it."
"Oooooohhhhh... why didn't you say so?"
Ruby faceplanted her keyboard, somehow facepalming at the same time. "Dolt."
"H-hey! I'm new to this, okay? And that's my line!"
Ruby laughed, patting Weiss on the shoulder. "I know... I know..."
"Fine, if you're stealing my lines, I'll steal your cookies!"
Suddenly, Weiss was on the floor, Ruby sitting on top of her with venomous eyes. "YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY CHILDREN FROM ME. NEVER! NEVEEERRRR!"
"G-gah! I was joking! I WAS JOKING! RUBY, STOP THIS MADNESS!"
Yang struck down the vulture, while Blake sliced a Boar, swiftly executing it with a pistol shot. They shared the loot between them, handing in their quests.
"Damn, Blake, you're good as an Outlaw Rogue. I mean, REALLY good."
"Piracy may seem like child's play, but it is one of the most manly things around. I mean, have you played Assassin's Creed 4?"
"Heh, yeah. Kenway is pretty badass."
"Damn straight! Never question that fact."
Yang thought for a moment. A long moment. After a while, she turned to Blake.
"So, you're kinda like James Kidd? Girl who wants to be seen as manly?"
Blake's eyes went wide as the realisation kicked in. "Oh my god. You're right. I really am James Kidd! Haha! No, wait. No. Mary Read was her real name."
"Nah, you're not exactly like her."
"How come?"
"You've got a better figure~"
"Keep that up, and I will unman you."
Yang laughed as she accepted a new quest. "You can't unman a woman, Blake. You can do other things, though..."
Blake reached for F***slayer's guitar case, smirking. "Yes. Yes I can."
Yang's face paled as she remembered the last time. "B... but... fine..."
Ruby: Level 16
Weiss: Level 16
Blake: Level 17
Yang: Level 16
Weiss ate her Vanilla Sorbet in the cafeteria, with Ruby munching cookies next to her, Blake guzzling tuna sandwiches and Yang... uh, what's Yang's favourite food again?
"Blake." Yang was talking to the ceiling again. "And yes, Geezer. That was a sex joke."
Blake blinked, staring at Yang. "Are you still breaking the fourth wall?"
"Yep!"
"What happened this time, then?"
"Geezer asked what my favourite food was. And I replied with Blake. You know what that means~"
Blake hit Yang square in the face with a piece of Tuna. "Yang, stop. Please, I thought you weren't doing this anymore."
"You can't stop me~"
"Yes I can..." Blake reached into some form of netherspace storage thingy, only to have her eyes go wide in a mixture of shock and fear. "Wh... Y... YANG, WHERE'S F***SLAYER?!"
Yang laughed, sliding closer to Blake. "Never underestimate the queen of antics! Especially when she's attempting to initiate her ships..."
"NOPE." Blake slid to the opposite end of the hall, stopping where JNPR were eating. "Hey, guys..."
Ren managed to detach the sloth-hunting Nora from him, poking Blake in the forehead. "Are you doing okay? You've gone the colour of Pyrrha's hair."
"Yang... shipping... too close..."
Jaune turned to her, a puzzled look on his face. "Well, why are you bothered? I mean, you complain about the fact that in Elf's story it took 72 chapters for Weiss to get with Ruby. This is just an extended version."
Blake grabbed him by the neck, giving him the most intimidating glare she could muster. "Did. You. Just. Ship. Me. With. Her?"
Jaune recoiled, hiding under the table. "N-no, of course not! I-I'm just saying, it seems... logical..."
Blake sighed. "I won't maim you. But I will NOT be with Yang. Her flirting corrupts my manliness. If she continues, I will remove her right arm."
Nora popped up, pancake in her mouth, wincing. "Ooooh... That's dark."
Blake shrugged. "I know. I watched Monty's show about us. Why do you think I said it?"
"Oooh, it was meant to be dark! Perfect! We should go sloth-hunting together! Take off their arms, so they can't cling to the trees! Then we'll be rewarded... with pancakes... PANCAKES!"
Pyrrha pushed a pile of pancakes over to Nora, calming her down instantly as she gorged on them. "So... since I want to play another game with Jaune... you want to have a game of Overwatch?"
"Sure, I'll go set it up now. See you guys soon." Blake slid back over to Yang.
"Ooh, back for more, kitten?"
"In your dreams." Blake pointed to Weiss. "Show her Overwatch. We're having a game against JNPR."
"But we need 6 people..."
"I'll sort it. Just show her."
"Got it!" Yang grabbed Ruby and Weiss by the arms, rushing them back to the dorm. "Come on, we have things to do!"
Weiss shrieked, clearly distressed by the sudden interruption to her food eating. "NO! MY SORBET!"
Ruby sniffled, reaching across to the table. "... cookie..."
Weiss had been sat in front of her laptop, quite forcefully. Yang leaned across, opening the Blizzard launcher.
"Yang, no. Not World of Warcraft. We just had a play of it yesterday."
"Relax, that's not it!" Weiss leaned back, cracking her knuckles. "Blizzard have a lot of games, so I downloaded one more for you!"
"Yang, please don't download things without asking. Especially after last time."
"You liked Huniepop..."
"SHUT UP."
"Especially after me and Ruby made a mod where she was one of the girls... I saw you go on SEVERAL dates with Huniepop Ruby..."
"SHUT IT SHUT IT SHUT IT! Just... tell me what the new game is..."
"See for yourself!"
"... Overwatch?"
Ruby finished her blushing fit, rolling over. "Yeah, Overwatch! I love this game!"
Yang patted Weiss on the back. "See, your girlfriend approves, it's all fine!"
Weiss sighed to herself. "You're not taking no for an answer, are you?"
"Noooope!"
"Confound you, Yang... this had better be good."
Weiss stared blankly at the screen. "So, what's going on then?"
"Oh, you'll love this, Ice Queen. We're playing against JNPR, so I'll make a group on Discord." Yang set up the group, inviting everyone. A message popped up from Jaune, asking Yang to invite Cardin and Yatsuhashi. Yang sighed, activating her microphone.
"Jaune, use voice chat. It's easier. Also, why'd you choose them?"
"They seemed eager to play the game! They're in the dorm too. Cardin says hi."
"Huh. Alright, I'm inviting them now!"
Blake burst into the room, accompanied by Melanie and Miltiades. "We have our team!"
Mel, Mil and Blake quickly joined the group. Yang cracked her knuckles, clearly raring to go.
"Alright, we ready then?"
"Yang, I still don't know what I'm doing."
"Patience, Weiss... you will. Now, accept this invite!"
Weiss looked at the 22 options available to her, blinking at the screen. "Huh... so, I just choose a character?"
"Yep! Let Weiss choose first, guys. Let's see where this goes..." Yang shut off voice communications so nobody had an unfair advantage.
Weiss scanned over the options. "Hmm... ooh, Mei looks cool..."
The whole room was filled with screams of negativity, deafening Weiss.
"OKAY, OKAY! Fine... uh... I'll go for Roadhog, I guess... his mask looks pretty cool."
"Ah, fat one. Alright, as the one with the most perf hair, I am next! Yang likey explosives, Yang be Junkrat. Yang. Likey.
Melanie was next up, flitting through her options. "Hmm... hehe, let's be annoying... Pro Genji time... How about you, Mils?"
"I'll go offence with you, Soldier: 76."
"Niiice..."
Blake scanned through her remaining options. "Support or Defence... hmm... eh, Support. Symmetra? No... I'll go as Ana. Ruby, you okay in Defence?"
"Yep! I'll go as Lil' Swedish. Torbjörn."
Weiss frowned across at Ruby. "Really? I mean, he doesn't exactly look like your kind of hero..."
"He's a blonde dwarf, Weiss! Plus, he has turrets! And a lil' hammer!" Ruby sniffled proudly. "He's also the smallest, so he's close to the size of a cookie..."
Clearly, this logic confused everyone's favourite heiress. But she didn't care, this kind of thing happened all the time. "Alright then..."
Blake nodded, smiling. "Alright, we have ourselves a team! A MANLY TEAM!"
"If you were manly, you'd take control in our relationship~"
"THIS IS NOT A RELATIONSHIP, YANG!"
Meanwhile, JNPR and co. were setting up their side. Nora decided first, because nobody dared question her hammer. Speaking of hammers... "Reinhardt! I will smash them all to oblivion! For each smash, I will have a pancake! For each death, a comfort pancake!"
Cardin sighed, looking across at Ren. "How much money have you spent on pancakes for her?"
"Too much." Ren shuddered as he thought of the darker times. "It's okay now, though. Ozpin covers all costs. He knows that without pancakes, Nora is a threat to the school."
Pyrrha backed down, letting Jaune decide first. "Y-you can pick first, Jaune-kun... it's fine..."
"Uh, alright... I'll try Tracer then. I've only played as her once or twice, it could be fun."
Yatsuhashi decided to get some more relevance in the team and picked next. "Hanzo time. I can't promise they'll leave without a scratch."
Cardin nodded. "Nice reference to Monty's show, Yatsu."
"Don't call me that."
"Okay, sorry man..." Cardin sighed as he looked through. "Guess we could use a Pharah. I'll go as her."
Ren took a look, carefully checking which character would combine with the others, causing the most mayhem. Eventually he just gave up and picked one he liked. "Zenyatta will rain hell on them all. Death. Is whimsical today."
Pyrrha stopped eyeing up Jaune so that she could choose a character. "... I suppose Bastion is pretty cool... I'll be able to protect Jaune-Kun so well..."
Their teams were mapped out, so Yang enabled voice chat again. "We all ready?"
Everybody cried out in unison. "Yep!"
"Hey, Mel?" Cardin's voice came over the chat. "Good luck, okay?"
Melanie smiled to herself. "You too, Cardin. Don't go easy on me, now!"
"Oh, I ain't planning to!"
Yang laughed maniacally. "Yesss... fighting talk! LET'S DO THIS!"
Blake smirked to herself. "King's Row, we're attacking. Ready, guys?"
Miltiades did her Soldier: 76 emote. Yep, Ready as I'll ever be!"
Melanie rushed around the spawn, throwing shurikens at the walls. "Ayyyup."
Ruby hit her hammer on the wall a few times. "Hyeeeah. Let's do this."
Yang set up a concussion mine by the entrance, getting ready to fly into the action. "Hell yeah, ready if you are!"
Weiss tested her abilities, unsure of what they did. "Um..."
Blake sidled over. "This is your close range blast, this is for if they're further away. You can use this to hook your opponents and bring them to you, finishing them off quickly. This heals you up for half of your health, and the circle in the middle is your ultimate, which is a machine-gun speed shotgun."
Weiss nodded slowly. "Okay... so, reel them in, shoot them, heal behind corners?"
"Yep."
"Alright, then I'm ready!"
JNPR and co were starting to set up, when Ren thought of an idea. "Pyrrha, set up in Turret form here. Anyone who comes through, I'll slap a discord orb on them, then you bring them down."
Pyrrha frowned. "But I won't be able to protect Jaune..."
"Yatsuhashi should be able to cover him."
Yatsu had set himself up on the roof, waiting to use his bow. "I got your back, Jaune."
Jaune blinked in front of Yatsu, giving a hello emote. "Thanks, man. Let's do this."
Cardin perched on a roof, watching as Nora set herself up in front of Pyrrha's Bastion with a shield. "Wow, you guys have a solid defence. Nice one."
Nora mumbled something about pancakes, so Ren took over the speech aspect. "Thanks, there's no way they'll get past us."
"We'll keep the other routes clear, Yatsu and Jaune are set up at the capture point."
Ren nodded, smirking. "There's no way we can lose."
Yang blasted her way across the map as soon as the gates opened, running forward to the capture point. Blake ducked into a side building to have a good view of the team. Ruby followed Blake, starting to set up her turret close to the entrance. Melanie ran to the rooftops, towards the centre. Miltiades followed Yang down the middle route.
"Hey, Weiss, go through the left way! Nobody's gone there yet, surprise 'em!"
"If this will win us the game, Yang, then fine..." Weiss turned the corner, only to be met with text on the screen. 'Discord orb gained from Lotusninja' Suddenly, a turret behind a red shield gunned her down, killing her fast.
"WHAT."
"Oh damn... um, Weiss? We'll deal with that."
"DAMMIT THEY MURDERED ME SO DAMN FAST."
"Hey, we'll sort 'em! Mel! We got a Bastion-Reinhardt-Zenyatta mix! Help me ambush 'em from the roofs!" Yang planted a new concussion bomb, flying up to a ledge. Melanie dashed across, climbing up, getting ready to use deflect as soon as possible.
Ren smirked, the group now facing towards the way Yang and Melanie were coming. "Just as planned..."
"Nope!" Yang had diverted, going through the main entrance, storming Reinhardt with bombs.
"Ah! Ren! They sneakied me! I need comfort pancakes!" Reinhardt promptly died. Ren turned around, slapping a discord orb on Junkrat. Just as he was about to unleash a volley of orbs on Yang, Weiss ran in, hooking him, promptly draining all his remaining health in one scrap gun blast. "Dammit, guys, I'm down!"
Pyrrha saw Genji run towards her and opened fire.
"Haha, nope!" Melanie used her deflect, the immense firepower returning to Pyrrha. Pyrrha unloaded more bullets, panicked and low on health, killing Melanie. A lone Junkrat bomb rolled across, finishing her off. Weiss celebrated with Yang a while.
"WOO! That was awesome, Yang! Revenge really is sweet!"
"Hell yeah! Come on, Rubes and the others could use our help."
Blake took a shot at Yatsuhashi, cutting off any healing. She then turned to Miltiades, shooting her, promptly regenerating her health. "You're set, Mil, get in there!"
"Ah! Blake! Company!" Ruby pointed to Jaune, who had run in as Tracer. Jaune opened fire, killing Ruby and firing at her turret, but Blake threw one of her grenades, strengthening her and weakening Jaune. Before she could get the killing blow, Jaune rewinded time, going back to full health just outside. He ran in, finishing off the turret and going for Blake.
"I will NOT go down easy!" Blake scored a lucky hit with a sleeping dart, shutting Jaune down. Before she could finish him, though, Yatsuhashi, who had just barely won the fight against Miltiades, shot Blake with an arrow, killing her off.
"DAMMIT ALL!"
Jaune sighed with relief. "Thanks, Yatsu, I owe you."
"No problem, I got you. And please, don't call me that." Melanie threw 3 shurikens at him, killing him. "Damn. Jaune, get out of there!"
"On it!" Jaune woke up, speeding off to recover. Ren and Pyrrha passed him, looking to set up again. "We have your back, Jaune." Ren threw a harmony orb to him, healing him up.
"Phew, thanks, Ren."
"No worries, get in there."
Pyrrha set up as a turret, looking across at Jaune. "I-I'll cover you, Jaune-kun!"
Yang bombed her way across to the capture point, Weiss following closely behind. Ruby joined them from the spawn, getting ready to set up another turret in the corner.
"Go get 'em, sis! I got your back!"
"Cheers, Rubes, we can do: OH GOD IT'S REINHARDT!" Yang was slammed into a nearby wall by a charging Nora, killed off. "Damn! Weiss, Ruby! Fire from both sides!" Weiss unloaded her scrap gun on Nora, who blocked with the shield. Ruby fired at Nora's exposed back, chipping at his health. Blake respawned, hitting Reinhardt with her sniper, then shooting Weiss to heal her. "I got you, Weiss, you're good."
"Alright, then let's just-" Jaune blinked in, firing at her, then blinking away again. "Wait, what?! Dammit, I'm low on health!" Nora smacked her with a hammer. "Nooooo!"
Ruby, now joined by Miltiades, chipped away at the last of Nora's health. "Alright... now we need to deal with Zen and Bastion!"
Melanie rushed past, climbing up to the roofs. "On it, Blake, see if you can get Zenyatta to sleep!"
Blake sneaked around, landing a sleeping dart. Pyrrha turned, gunning her down, but not before getting hit by a heal-stopping bullet. Melanie sneaked up, dashing through and throwing as many shurikens as possible at Pyrrha. As Pyrrha tried to fire at her to get away, Mel raised deflect, killing Pyrrha off.
"Dammit, deflect is too powerful! Jaune-kun, avenge me!" Jaune nodded, blinking in to take down Genji. Meanwhile, Yang respawned, setting down a bear trap and proceeding to capture the point with Miltiades.
Jaune rushed across the field, beginning to console the resident spearmaiden. "It's okay, Pyrrha, I got Mel- Dammit, they got the point! We have to- DAMMIT, I'M HOOKED!"
Weiss grinned at the screen as she swiftly executed Jaune. "Yes... Yesssss... back in the game!"
Ruby had set up the turret on the payload, getting it up to level 2. They were pushing forward, and fast.
"Cardin, we need you now, where are you?!"
"Calm down Ren, just watch." Cardin flew up, scattering the team with a blast, gunning down the turret with rockets. "Now, push forwards!"
"Nice one, but try and do something before it gets that bad. Why weren't you doing anything?"
"Geezer forgot about me..."
"Ah. Figures."
Ruby pouted. "Dammit... my third turret, gone..."
Blake shot at Cardin as he ran out of fuel and started descending. "Weiss, hook him!"
"Got it!" Weiss hit him with the hook, dragging him in and finishing him.
"Damn... I'm down." Cardin sighed, waiting for the respawn.
Ren nodded towards him. "It's alright, you took out the turret, good work."
"Thanks, Ren. Really."
"PANCAAAAAKES!" Nora charged into Weiss, crashing her into a wall. She then started hitting her with a hammer, finishing her off.
"Gah! Mel! Mil! Take it down!" Weiss panicked as she saw Nora run off to cause more chaos.
"We got it, don't worry!" Repeated firing and shurikens hit Nora, followed by several grenades from Yang. Nora went down, and Miltiades cried out in triumph.
"Guys, I got my ult! Cover me!"
The infamous call from Soldier: 76 sounded: 'I've got you in my sights...' Miltiades Gunned down Ren, annihilated Jaune and chipped away at Pyrrha. Just before she finished her off, Yatsuhashi hit her directly in the forehead, ending her ultimate.
Miltiades slammed her head on her keyboard. "Damn! Guys, take out Yatsu and Pyrrha, we'll have a clear shot!"
Yatsuhashi looped round to sneak up on them, only to hit Yang's bear trap. Yang turned, throwing down a concussion bomb and blowing him sky high.
"You cannot sneak up on moi! I'm the Que-" Pyrrha finished off Yang with a volley of bullets. "Damn!"
Melanie finished off Pyrrha, clearing the way and capturing the second objective. Cardin arrived, only to be met with Blake's health sap and Melanie's Shurikens.
Ren winced as he watched the team get torn apart. "Ouch... guys, fall back! One last defence!"
JNPR and co were set at the end, ready to dispense some justice.
"We got this! I'll zip up ahead and hit them with my ult!" Jaune started blinking up ahead, ready to throw out a pulse bomb."
"Okay, Jaune-kun... be safe!"
A few moments later, and Miltiades could be heard whimpering. "Why... why did I have to be singled out?"
"MOLTEN COOOOORE!" Ruby was frantically building her turret, which, after instantly reaching level 3, took down Jaune with relative ease.
Yang laughed. "Now to finish this once and for all!" Yang set off a Rip-tyre, running it along the roofs, landing just behind the defence line. The tyre blew up, taking out Nora and Pyrrha.
"DAMMIT! NEED COMFORT PANCAKES!"
Yang's face lightened up. "Yes! Storm in, their defence is down! We got th-" Yatsuhashi used his ultimate, sending twin dragons through the hallway, killing off Blake and Ruby. The others got out of the way as fast as they could.
Yang's eyes went red. "Dammit! Weiss, I'm gonna rain hell from up here, push forward with Mel and get the point clear!"
"Got it, Yang!" Weiss turned to Melanie. "You got your ult?"
Mel smirked. "Yep... let's do this." Melanie charged up with Weiss to the point.
"NOW!" Weiss unloaded her scrap gun on the enemy, blasting them into a corner. "MEL, GO!" Mel charged forwards with her Dragon Blade, cutting up Cardin, Ren and Yatsuhashi. "Yang, block their spawn! We're so close!"
Yang ran up to the spawn, placing down a bear trap and a concussion bomb, which Nora walked straight into, blasting her back into spawn.
"Ah! Ren! We've lost it!"
Ren looked down. "I know... I know..."
The screen went into slow motion, as RWBY and co saw the word 'Victory!' pop up on their screen. Weiss, of course, celebrated.
"YES! YES! OH MY GOD, YES, WE DID IT! WOO!"
Yang laughed. "Well, what do you know. You're not half bad at Blizzard's games. Good game, guys!"
Jaune sighed. "Yeah, that was fun. I wasted my ult though..."
"It'll be alright, you'll get 'em next time, Jaune. My antic sense tells me this." Yang leaned back in her chair. "Now, who got Play of the Game?"
Melanie squealed at the screen, which read 'Play of the Game: Whitemalachite as Genji'. "It's me! IT'S ME!" The Play of the Game showed Mel unloading her ultimate on half of the enemy team. "Sorry for killing you, Cardin..."
Cardin shrugged. "Eh, no worries, it was a good play!"
Ruby and Blake high fived. "Thanks for the cover, Blake!"
"No problem. A true man protects his allies no matter what."
Yatsuhashi sighed, shutting down Overwatch. "Well, I'd better get back. Coco may need supervision in case of... y'know, Mocha."
Yang nodded. "Sure thing. That multi-personality thing is hard to get your head around... ah well, good game, Yatsu!"
"Don't call me that. But yeah, good game. See you guys."
"See ya! Welp, we got lessons to study for, so I'm shutting down the group. And Cardin? Nice work. You didn't use your ult, but still, nice!"
Cardin nodded. "Glad to have played, it was pretty fun."
A loud and hyperactive voice came over the speakers. "Me and Ren are gonna eat pancakes now! Comfort pancakes! LOTS OF THEM."
Ren sighed. "I'll... deal with Nora. See you, Yang."
Yang laughed to herself, imagining Nora glomping Ren at the thought of pancakes. "Have fun with that, see you!"
She shut off the group chat and sighed. "Well, that was fun!"
Weiss nodded. "It actually was! How come you're only showing me games I can handle now of all times?"
"Oh... no reason..." Yang smirked to herself, before returning to her regular face, hereby dubbed the 'Shipping Grin'. "Now, you and Ruby should 'celebrate' like last time..."
"NO, YANG. NO. THAT NEVER HAPPENED, AND IT WON'T NOW."
"Oh, it won't happen now...? So it will in the future then?"
"DUST DAMMIT!" Weiss stormed out, her mood ruined. Blake chuckled.
"She seems angrier than normal."
Yang smiled, patting Blake on the shoulder. "It's what happens when you crash her good mood."
Ruby looked worried. "Will she be okay?"
"Yeah, she'll be fine, sis. Besides..." Yang smirked evilly, forming a finger pyramid of evil contemplation. "That rage was nothing compared to what will happen soon..."
Ooooh, cliffhanger... things. So, that's that, I managed to barf out a new chapter in a few hours! Yay! Rushed work! No quality! Please send help.
Welp, next time I'm thinking of Left 4 Dead or Portal, but that could change! Also, OBSERVER01, I'll try and implement Warhammer 40k in chapter 5 or 6, Destiny'll possibly come afterwards, so hold on to your... um... do you have a hat? Eh, screw it, I'll assume you do. Anyway, thanks for the feedback in both chapters, your contribution has changed the way this story will go. Props to ya! *jazz hands*
Anyway, my embarrassing demeanour and self-loathing aside, see you in the next chapter!
Geezer, out.
