Chapter 2

They really are stoopid… Look at them. They are aware now of the existence of aliens, and yet they carry on with their normal lives.

Kib moved away from the window where he had been watching the people below. He crossed his arms, pouting slightly.

"And it's all Aunt Tak's fault." He said out loud. "Her and Uncle Zim. They just let the Hyuuumans live normally. But that's because all they are is a couple of filthy Defectives." He threw himself onto his bed and curled up in the quilt.

"If I was in charge of this planet, I would bring honor to the Empire. I would take this spinning ball of filth and dirt, and rid it of the scum who crawl on it's surface."

"Bruder?"

Kib rolled over to see his sister grinning at him. "Why are you not in the closet?"

"Daddy let me out!" She grinned and skipped over to his bed. "Whacha doin?"

"Plotting the demise of all Hyuuumans." He grumbled.

"Can I help?"

"Do you know what a Hyuuuman even is?"

"Uh huh!" She giggled. "Daddy says he was one, and mommy fell in love with him cuz of it!"

"I doubt that is the reason."

"Hyuuumans are funny though…" She sat down on the edge of his bed. "They look like monkeys. You kinda look like a monkey too!"

He only stared at her.

"Bruder?" She asked him.

"Yes, o bothersome one?"

"What's that thing on your back?"

"It's a PAK."

"Mommy has one too."

"All Irkens have one."

The smeet was quiet for a moment, then she said: "But… I don't have one."

Kib ran his hand across his little sister's back, right where the machine should be. But there was nothing- only a normal back.

"I don't know why you don't." He sighed. "Maybe you are not Irken enough."

"I wish I had one…" She moped.

Kib felt a spark in his PAK, and he reached over and hugged the smeet. "Hey, it's okay." He told her. "The PAK isn't that great- it's uncomfortable to sleep on."

Day laughed and hugged her brother. "I luv u bruder."

"Go down with mom, okay?"

"Kaykay! Byebye!" She skipped away, leaving Kib alone in his room once more.

"Stoopid PAK." He mumbled. "I must have gotten a faulty one." He removed the solid black machine from his back and brought it around to look at it, ignoring the Life Clock beeping in his ears. "Huh. Everything seems normal." He replaced it. "Ah well."

(DUNDUNDUN! So, Kib is a defective as well? Interesting… What will happen next?)