A/N: Wow, I haven't updated since forever, the updates are going to be even slower. I know, I know don't stop reviewing though. The reason is that I totally bombed my exam and that I need extra studying, my parents hired this wacked out tutor to help me, it's not working though. Bear with me though.
Disclaimer: All the wonderful character do not belong to me, they all belong to the great and wonderful J.K. Rowling.
On with the story
"Well Ms. Granger as much as much as I enjoy watching you and Mr. Malfoy making love eyes at each other, would you please answer my question on if you will repeat what you were saying?" said...Professor Snape.
"You see Professor I can't repeat what I said because I can't remember anything that I have said in the past five minutes." replied Hermione.
Granger you are truly a horrible liar even my cat can lie better then you and she can't even talk!
Malfoy, since you're the master of lies would you mind telling me what I should do?
Simple Granger, just tell the old bat that you had a secret fantasy of Dumbledore and a couple of male students.
Are you daft? I can absolutely not say that to Snape!
It's worth a try isn't it?
"Alright, Professor I'll repeat what I said, but I was just stating something that Draco had mentioned to me before we left the common room. He said that he had always had a secret fantasy as he phrased it about Headmaster Dumbledore and a couple of male students or was it professors?" said Hermione in a thoughtful voice.
You bitch, now the old bat will probably try to rape me! As if we all didn't know he was gay.
Draco, Professor Snape is not gay, just because he acts like he is doesn't mean he is.
Whatever if he barks like a dog and acts like a dog he must be a dog.
Malfoy wasn't that a muggle saying?
Honestly Granger you're losing your marbles faster then that cook Dumbledore. How dare you acuse me of knowing any muggle sayings the idea is just utterly insane. I will let you know that, that famous line was first said by one of my famous ancestors. What about you Granger, have any of your 'muggle' ancestors done anything important? Oh, yeah that's right. They haven't.
Whatever Malfoy.
Don't ignore me Granger
Really because that's exactly what I'm doing.
"Mr. Malfoy and Mrs. Granger I already told you to stop staring at each other it's quite unerving." declared Snape.
Draco and Hermione turned their heads to face Snape.
"You two are supposed to be in class, I will deduct 50 points from Gryffindor for Ms. Granger being late and 20 from Slytherin for Draco's awful mind scarring fantasys." stated Snape.
Hermione and Draco stared at Snape in shock, he actually deducted points from Slytherin. What was the world coming to?
"Now both of you step inside and take your seats."
Hermione and Draco walked in ignoring all the inquiring glances that their classmates were throwing at them.
"Hermione, what happened?" hissed Harry.
"Nothing, important. The only important thing is Snape deducting 20 points from Slytherin for Draco having twisted fantasys about Dumbledore."
"What?" said Ron. Harry had his mouth opened in shock. "This is unheard of Snape taking points away from Slytherin."
"Get back to work," snapped Snape as he came in.
They had been working for a while now and class was almost over. Nothing exciting happened, well not really Draco had discovered that Granger and him could have conversations inside their heads.
Granger.
What?
Nothing, I just thought about something.
Now that's a shocker, you thinking.
I do have thoughts you know.
How does it feel Granger?
How does what feel?
You know. I'm really such a genius with that wonderful prank that I thought of.
Yes, ferret blowing up a picture of me coming out of the Slytherins dorms with a Slytherin robe in the middle of the night. That was truly great my reputation is ruined. Now everyone will think of me as Hogwart's scarlett woman!
Scarlett woman?
Nevermind, it's something that Ron told me a long time ago.
Oh, you mean with the Pothead/Duck/Beaver love triangle? My mom really got a kick out of that.
Malfoy would you just drop it you insufferable git.
Don't get your knickers in a twist.
We should stop this.
What?
Mind talking cause Snape is looking at us funny. But be warned Malfoy, I'll get you back and you'll be sorry that you ever messed with me.
Bite me, Granger.
Half the class was openly staring at them since without knowing in the middle of their conversation they turned around to face each other and it appearead that they were have a staring contest. Their were even bets placed on who the winner would be.
The class finally ended and the students all rushed out.
"Sssso Hermione," hissed Harry "how are you going to get Malfoy back?"
"Harry, why are you hissing?"
"It'ssss a ssside affect I think I ssswallowed something."
"Ohh, well I think I'll start a rumor or something." answered Hermione.
"Yeah, maybe like Malfoy is gay and having a secret affair with Harry Potter." said Ron.
"What?" screeched Lavender and she ran off with Parvati giggling insanely and stopping random people on the way to tell them that Harry and Draco were going to elope and adopt McGonagall during the winter hols.
"Well, that went well," sighed Hermione as the the trio walked to the Great Hall only to be greeted by hell.
So? did you like it? Great news! I might update sooner if you live in Georgia you'll know schools are closed Monday and Tuesday due to hurricane Rita. I'll probably spend those days at Borders. Update please update. Yes, yes I know everyone is OC, but it's my fic.
