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Credit: I'm citing my source which was the anime episode 32: Return of the Kazekage, I used it to get ideas for Tobi's flashback!
It Ended with a Bang Chapter 3: Who said Tobi wasn't a mastermind?
Deidara really did want to sleep that night, but her nightmares weren't letting her. 'Think of something happy. Yah right! When have I ever had a happy moment in my life?' thought Deidara sadly. Madara was still watching her and was using his sharingon to read into her mind. 'Does this girl ever sleep?' he thought and pulled his mask back in, tucking in his hair too.
"Senpai having trouble sleeping?" whined Tobi. Deidara shot up from bed and felt the pain in her chest. She couldn't take her wrap off with Tobi around. 'But it hurts' cursed Deidara in her mind. Tobi laughed and walked to her.
"Senpai doesn't have to hide from Tobi anymore" he said while sliding next to her on bed.
"I don't trust men, un!"
"But you pretend to be a man, that makes no sense Senpai and you think Tobi is silly"
Deidara got ticked again, "I pretend to be a man to protect myself" she growled.
"You have a short temper" he laughed.
"There you go again, changing the subject" she fumed.
"How does Senpai sound like a man?" Tobi asked, poking her lips.
Deidara blushed and snarled, "Tobi knock it off un"
"Is Deidara ticklish?" Tobi questioned.
"Hun? Why do you keep changing the subject hmm?"
Tobi poke Deidara's tummy and shouted, "Tickle tickles for my Senpai!"
In response Deidara giggle girlish and then quickly covered her mouth.
"You do sound like a woman" sang Tobi, "I knew it!"
Deidara flushed and tongue on her hand that covered her mouth licked her, so she removed it.
"What if Tobi tells everyone to tickle you Senpai?"
"No...Tobi. Don't" stuttered Deidara as her eyes widen.
"No Tobi won't" he laughed, "Tobi keep good secrets... er secrets good"
Deidara sighed in relief that her teammate was somewhat trustworthy.
"But Tobi wants a favor first" he said with a hint of curiosity.
'Oh no, what does he want?' thought Deidara franticly. A thousand horrible things went through her head, which caused Madara to blink behind the mask. 'What kind of sick person does she think I am?' thought Madara.
"Fine, un. But make it G-rated"
"What's G-rated Senpai?" Tobi asked.
"Ummm…just tell me your stupid request"
"Tobi is a genus"
"Yah Yah, c'mon Tobi you're wasting my time"
"Talk like a girl"
"Wah? You want that? Why? Hmmm?" Deidara fired the questions at him.
"Tobi's never heard Deidara-senpai's real voice, so Tobi want you to talk in it for tonight, just for Tobi"
"Are you out of your mind?" asked Deidara shocked. She couldn't understand why all this man wanted was to hear her voice. Was he mad?
"Maybe" he laughed. The truth was Tobi was very curious and so was Madara. He couldn't imagine Deidara's girl voice at all. Was it high pitched? Was it really girly? Maybe it was still manly. Any way it was sliced Madara still wanted to know.
"Okay, but don't laugh un"
"Is it funny?" cheered Tobi.
"You have to promise or I won't do it" she warned him.
"Promise" agreed Tobi.
"Wait, what do I say?" asked Deidara nervously, who looked toward Tobi. 'Is she serious?' he thought with a chuckle. Tobi bounced up and down on her bed.
"Say, 'I love you Tobi-kun maw!'" He exclaimed and blew her a kiss from his mask. Deidara's eyebrow twitched and she turned red in anger. 'How dare he think I'm just going to act like a school girl! Who does he think I am!? Un! I'm Deidara master at the art of clay and explosives!'
"In way I'm ever going to say that. Not even in your dreams Tobi"
"That's a lie. Tobi already had dream of it!" he said with a smile in his voice. Deidara looked at him with a disturb expression.
"I don't even want to know…"
"Hee hee Senpai, you still need something to say. How about 'I am Deidara and I love my art'?" he suggested.
"Guess it couldn't hurt" shrugged Deidara and she took a deep breath. Tobi leaned in closely ready to hear it. Deidara imagined if he had a face it would have sparkling eyes staring up at her. Her fantasy only made it harder for her to start. 'You can do this it isn't the end of the world un'
She cleared her throat, "I'm Deidara and Art is a bang, yeah" she spoke in a higher pitch voice, but not too high. To Tobi her voice was perfect.
"I feel weird talking like this" she admitted.
"DeiDei-Chan has pretty voice"
She blushed, flattered at his compliment, then pointed at him, "That will be Senpai to you thank you"
"Yes Senpai" he laughed and continued laughing. Tobi laughed so hard that he rolled back and forth on the bed as Deidara watched.
"Tobi I told you not to laugh at me" she snapped.
"I'm not laughing at your voice Senpai, Tobi good boy; he's never mean like that"
"Then what's so funny!" she fumed and crossed her arms over her currently flat chest.
"Tobi remembers that fun day with me and you and Zetsu"
"Bad grammar Tobi and I have no clue what you're yammering about, but it's giving me a headache, un"
"It was that day" Tobi repeated.
~Flashback~
Zetsu and Tobi had just discovered Sasori was dead and Tobi took the liberty of taking Sasori's ring. Now they were walking through the forest looking for Deidara.
"I hope he didn't die, HE'S PROBABLY HANGING ON THERE" said Zetsu.
"Maybe, not. If he's dead does that mean Tobi will have a better shot at getting into the Akatsuki?" he perked.
"DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP KID, Deidara is strong and a ruthless fighter"
"Oh he sounds interesting in battle!" Tobi exclaimed and then Madara thought, 'Let's see how Deidara is, the 'man' that is spoken of so greatly'
Zetsu and Tobi search the forest and they didn't see any sign of Deidara until…
"Oh! It looks like Deidara is dead" Tobi exclaimed while looking at the arm on the ground that belong to Deidara. "He must have blown himself up, right Zetsu-san?" he asked while kneeling by the arm and lifting it slightly off the ground. "He's lying around this forest dead somewhere" he laughed.
Deidara hid behind a tree watching the two of them, but she couldn't hold her anger anymore. 'He's touching me!'
"Don't touch me b******!" snarled Deidara as she poked her head out from behind the tree, panting. Tobi dropped her arm to the ground and looked at her.
"Oh wow! He's alive!" he shouted. Madara knew that Deidara was a girl already, but she was showing more obvious signs. Such as her coat was a little unbutton and to Madara the wrap that covered her chest was noticeable.
"WHERE'S THE JINCHURIKI?" asked Zetsu.
"I did my job, hmm" said Deidara in a dull voice.
"Oh my oh my, you barely made it" said Tobi while standing, "You really don't look so good"
Deidara glared at Tobi with a straight face, ready to pounce on him in any minute. "I don't have much patience Tobi, keep talking like that and I'll choose your death, hmm" Deidara said in a calm matter.
"No doubt it will be a death from explosion" pointed out Tobi.
"THAT'S PAST THE LIMIT" warned Zetsu.
"Death from suffocation!" yelled Deidara as she wrapped the bottom of her legs around Tobi's throat. Tobi struggle against Deidara's force.
"I guess that's what he gets for being cocky..." replied Zetsu.
~End of flashback~
"Now that I think about it you do have a bad temper Senpai"
"Why'd you remind me of that day that I wish I could forget" fumed Deidara while her eyebrow twitched.
"It was fun!" exclaimed Tobi.
Deidara looked at him perplexed, "I was going to kill you"
"I knew you wouldn't . I have faith in you Senpai"
"You do?" she asked shocked and smiled a little.
"Even if your temper could kill us all!" laughed Tobi, "How is a girl so angry?"
"Tobi" growled Deidara.
"Yes Senpai" asked a nervous Tobi.
"Bed, before I do suffocate you to death"
"Yes senpai!" he yelled and went to his new bed.
Deidara turned in her bed and smiled. She hasn't smiled due to a person in a long time. Her eyes closed ready to get some rest, they felt so heavy. Tobi watched her and smiled too for his plan work. Thanks to Tobi causing her to be happy she slept soundly the rest of the night.
AN: 3 chapter finished! Sorry it wasn't that long. Thank you my reviewers. Thanks SeEmYaWeSoMeNeSs, Antanique013, animemaniac-101, evilRevan, and Kiku-ai, and Tori-SG-Custom. Everyone should follow their example and REVIEW!!! Also I won't be able to update for a while, I'm really sorry, but I have a lot to do. Please be patient with me I'm only human afterall. Until next time, good night and good luck.
