Harry sat at Gringotts in stunned silence. Lucius on the other hand kept demanding to sue anyone connected to the school vault which Dumbledore was taking money out of without permission. But not only him. Ron, Hermione and Ginny too. He felt his chest go hot. He was still fuming when an idea hit him in the form of two red haired twins who had snuck out of the castle.

"Fred and George." he said, calmly.

Remus smirked . "How would you two like to help me on a little pranking war ?" Both perked up. " See I was the one who switched Hermione's Potions for Ginny. I was the one that hit Hermione with the spell and I'm the one that set the spiders on Ron. Would you like to join now or fall victim as my pray. Because I wont hesitate to take down any Weasely that gets in my way."

"We're in." They chorused. "What you did was brilliant . "

"Thank you for thinking so." he sneered, "I will talk more to you at school . After all I just got something from one of my vaults that are going to make you two wet yourselves. " they looked giddy. "Oh, and be dears and bring the map with you. " they exchanged horrified looks. He leaned in close. "My father was Prongs." he pulled away both of them were drooling . "Well, I'll see you later then. I have to go and get my eyes fixed."


"They seemed unusual sated." Draco stated glancing over his shoulder." What did you do?"

"Recruited them to help me in my revenge and told them James was a Muardur that should hold them over until we get back to school. " Harry shrugged. He felt and hand on his head and leaned into Lucius' touch. How he craved it when they touched him positively like this. "i promise I wont get expelled. " he said brightly. "McGonagall, Pomfry and Snape already know it's me but haven't told anyone yet. "

"Why did you recruit them?" Narcissa asked, "I don't care I'm just curious."

"They have something I want. " Harry replied, "Something that rightfully belongs to me and because I'm getting resorted I won't be able to attack the Common Room. It's much easier this way. Besides , I think they are rather funny. "

Remus smirked to himself he'd already caught them using the map several times and had informed Harry about it. He was tagging along today because Moony was telling him that he needed to stay near his pack. He'd explained this and had been shocked by being welcomed into a new pack. He was still trying to figure out who the Alpha was. The Head of the Family, The Greasy Dungeon Bat, or his pup. It was a constant fight for power between all of them.


"Harry." Harry turned and beamed. Luna Lovegood was skipping up to him. " I'm sorry about Ron, Hermione, and Ginny. Neville and I will never leave you."

"Thanks, Luna, you're the best." Harry smiled he'd just gotten his eyes fixed so he didn't have his glasses on. "What are you doing out here today shouldn't you be in Hogsmede hunting for Nargles?"

"Father decided we should look for Lippytins today?"

"Oh, are those the fairies that inspire good look when they stay with you?"

"Yes, that's right." Luna beamed. "Becarefull, Harry, "she suddenly looked serious. "The prank war is about to begin. Don't get into bed without having an elf check for curses. You'll also want a new trunk but don't worry your cloak is safe in it's hiding place. I'm sorry about your broom though."

"Luna, would you like an ice cream?" he asked, "After all it's only fair since you've helped me."

"Not today." she waved and skipped off.

"Cloak?" Draco asked. "What cloak."

"If they did anything to James' cloak." Remus was shaking. "you told me about a photo album."

"That's probably gone. " Harry sighed, "I left it on my bed after looking at it. But I normally hide all my important things and Ron always wants me Cloak. He wants everything. Great ugly prat."

"Is that girl your girlfriend?" Lucius asked seriously. "If so I would like a word with her father."

"No, " Harry laughed, "I don't like girls." he stared looking at them Draco and Lucius both seemed to relax. " I like older dark haired, intelligent, snarky, sarcastic , greasy dungeon bats."

Lucius sweat dropped. Remus tried to repress a laugh and this time managed.

"Well, then we'll just have to talk to Severus for you." Narcissa purred to her youngest son. "Now lets get you a new trunk. The little Seer said you needed one."

"I'll need new everything." Harry sighed, " we have most of it but I saved my Muggle money from helping Mrs. Figg with her cats to buy that sketch book and art set. That meant a lot to me and McGonagall got me my broom. I won all my Qudditch matches on that thing. I don't really want to fly anymore and Severus isn't going to let me anyhow but still that hurts. "


When Harry returned for dinner he was wearing the best kind of robes money could by. He also had a bunny plushie hidden in his robes. Draco went to his seat but Lucius and Narcissa walked Harry to the front of the hall

"Students!" Dumbledore called and everyone could tell he wasn't happy. "Tonight we will be re sorting Harry Potter..."

"Excuse me!" Lucius interrupted "But my sons name is Harrison James Potter-Malfoy and you will address him as such."

Minerva sat the stool down and held that hat.

"Potter-Malfoy, Harrison."

Harry walked forward and sat on the stool the hat was lowered only an inch.

"SLYTHERIN ALREADY!"

Harry hugged Narcissa and got a pat on the head from Lucius.

"We will go collect his things now."


Harry was acting once more. He was bawling his head off. Lucius had called the governors when they'd seen the state of his trunk . He ran over to his bedside table knowing that everyone in that dorm plus Hermione were watching. He tapped out a pattern with his wand and pulled out his cloak hugging it to him he ran to Lucius.

"It's safe." He bawled, "Daddy's cloak is safe! But my pictures." he wailed for all he was worth. "Those were the only pictures of mummy and daddy!"

"Narcissa, please." Lucius said and she instantly had him in her arms, she was on her knees hugging him and rubbing his back. In pure blood family the mother showed love outside and the father only in private. "Now, calm and tell me what else is gone?"

"Where is Harry's broom?" Minerva asked, everyone looked at her. "His Nimbus 2000. It was given to him first year. When he made Seeker."

Harry wailed again. Lucius had to admit the child was good and pissing off Dumbledore.

"ACCIO!" Harry yelled waving his wand. "HARRY POTTERS NIMBUS 2000!"

He yelled it over and over .

"Enough!" Lucius tapped Harry's head with his cane. "The spell is good as we can all see. It's in the girls dormitories."

"How do you figure that?" Hermione demanded.

"If you read Hogwarts , A History you would know that you can summon things from the Girl's Dormitories." Remus sighed a wistful smile on his face. "Oh, how James tried time and time again to get even Lily's hairbrush. "

"I recall that quite well thank you, Remus." Minerva scolded he looked meek . "and Sirius always going after Marry Hawthorne. "

Remus smiled again. He had Harry's attention as the little wizard had quit bawling and was now looking at him.

"Peter never learned his lesson. "Remus said leading them down into the crowded Common Room. "He was always trying to get up in to the girls dorm."

"But that's impossible. " Harry said, "I read all about it. The founders thought that girls were more trustworthy than boys so they cast certain spells that made it impossible for the boys to enter the girl dorm. I think they should have made it both ways given the Weasley situation though."

"SHUT UP!" Ron roared and hit Harry. Harry began bawling as Narcissa rushed to him and quickly healed him going into full mother mode. "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT THAT!"

"Mr. Weasley!" Minerva scolded coming down with the broom. Harry's wailing got louder. " You Miss. Granger, and Miss. Weasley are here by suspended!"

"WHAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

"She can." Lucius sneered, " Your magical signature was all over Harry's destroyed things. All three of you. "

"Not to mention Harry's broom was found in Miss. Weasley's trunk. With wards only Miss. Granger could have cast at this point. All three of your magical signatures are all over this broom." Minerva was screeching she was furious. " You will have to pay retribution!"


A little first year girl walked up.

"Mr. " she held out her teddy to Harry. "Here you can cuddle Fuzzy for awhile it always makes me feel better."

Harry sniffled. He gave her a wet smile.

"Thank you, but I'll be okay." he patted her head making her beam at him. " They ... I just thought they were my friends is all. That's what really hurts over everything else. Thank you, for being so nice little first year."

Lucius sighed to himself. His new son attracted girls left and right. Severus would certainly have his work cut out for him when it came to defending his mate. Harry waved good bye to the girl as they left he knew the twins would find him later.


Albus had managed to keep the three of them from being suspended but they had to pay for everything they destroyed and work to earn by themselves. With no magic.

While Lucius and Narcissa went to talk to Severus , Remus went to grade papers and Harry waited in a window sill until the twins found him. He quickly gave them the run down and got the map he was going to find out how to make one . He showed them journals from his father and pointed out what pranks he wanted to pull next they were all for it.

After that he went in search of Peeves.

"Peeves." he called, The poltergeist was writing rude things on the board in the History of Magic classroom. " I would like to enlist your help in pranking a few students will you help me?"

After an hour he had recruited a rather giddy ghost. With that he went to Slytherin.

"Mother?" he asked, "Father? "

They turned and smiled at him. Narcissa hugged him.

"THis is the Entrance to Slytherin Common Room. "Severus said. "Pure blood." they went in to see everyone gathered. "Everyone. This is Harrison Potter-Malfoy. He is now one of you. Take him under your scales and teach him our ways. I'm sorry to inform you all that do to health problems he will not be playing for our Qudditch this year. " A few moans. "But without him on Gryffindor we can stomp them flat." A few cheers. "All right, get back to your work."

Draco walked up and took Harry's hand everyone watched discreetly.

"Come on, little brother. " Draco said, " You can join my study group. Pansy is having trouble in Charms again. Crabbe can't pass Transfigurations to save his life, Goyle is falling behind in Defense, Theo is struggling with Runes, Blaise is in dire need with Potions, and I'm having trouble with Arithamancy. "

Harry followed.

"I like all those subjects." he said brightly. "I can help. I only acted stupid. "


By the time bedtime, Severus insists on bedtime for all of his snakes, Harry was exhausted, having to throw such fits really wore him out. He warded his new trunk against theft and used a locating tracker he'd read about to be able to know who tried to break in. He then crawled happily into his bed he liked the Slytherin dorms better. Because it was only two to a room and he had managed to get Draco. After having to throw Theo out and into Blaise's room. Harry could tell that neither seemed to mind that at all but he was just happy that everything was going well. Sure he hadn't thought his old friends would jump ship so soon but it was alright.

As expected they tried to blame it on others but the fact remained that it was their magic all over.

Hermione had tried to reason their way out. Saying the three of them often spent time there so of course their magic would be all over and they were often inside Harry's trunk getting stuff for him. So it was only natural that their magic be there as well.

Lucius had admitted he had enjoyed breaking down her every point with cold hard logic. He had allowed the three of them to stay only so his new son could play with them.