No one's POV:

Finn: Everyone get on the bus now!

Tina: What? Why?

Finn: Look! *Points at the basketball team*

*There is a lot of running and screaming and everyone rushes onto the bus. The basketball team slushy the bus instead, coating the windows in cold sticky coloured gloop*

Puck: Great… now what?

Brittany: Wait, stop the bus! Artie is still out there!

*Everyone rushes to carry Artie into the bus, but a basketball player grabs Santana's arm, throwing a slushy in her face*

Santana: *Slaps the football player* Lima heights have it in for you! *She runs onto the coach*

*The football team slushy the coach one more time just as Mr Shu walks around the corner, he gets coated in slushy. Everyone stops still, staring, mouths open, the basketball team freeze, stunned*

Mr Shu: *Wipes the slushy off his face* Right… that's it…

Mr Shu's POV:

Wow, now I guess I know how the kids feel, this stuff is cold and sticky, and it really gets in your eyes. I can feel my anger rising inside of me, I tell myself that I'm not going to shout but I know it's useless. I lead the kids inside to Principle Figgin's office immediately, with the whole glee club behind me, but he's not there…

Quinn: That's not fair! They've slushied each and every one of us, we should get a turn!

Mr Shu: Quinn, as tempting as it is, two wrongs don't make a right

I hear Quinn mutter something along the lines of "No wonder you're a Spanish teacher" under her breath but I choose to ignore it.

Mr Shu: *To the basketball team* First thing as soon as we get back I am going to the principle! *He turns to the glee club* and as for you… let's all go get cleaned up shall we! And then we'll be ready to go!

Quinn's POV:

*In the girls toilets getting cleaned up*

Mercedes: *Laughing* I can't believe Mr Shu got slushied

Santana: Classic, look I got a photo *shows everyone her phone*

Tina: Nice, so Rachel, how's you and Finn?

Santana: Yeah *eyes Rachel up and down* how are you two love birds getting along

Rachel: Oh it's so great *Wondering around in a daze* He's calling this holiday our romantic get away, and he's just so sweet

Ever since me and Finn broke up my popularity has been going downhill, and maybe a jock block boyfriend is the key to a social boost…but the question is who?

Quinn: Well isn't that just great!

Rachel: Oh I'm sorry Quinn, I didn't mean to offend you or…

Quinn: Oh don't worry about that, I'm totally over him!

Am I?

Santana: *Taking the mick* Oh, totally!

Quinn: No really, I am! I've got my eyes on someone else

Have I?

Brittany: No way! Who?

Quinn: Oh, I couldn't tell

Phew!

Santana: Fine then, if you don't trust us…

Quinn: No wait! It's not that!

Shut up shut up!

Santana: Whatever, we get it

Quinn: Look… if you really want to know, it's *Hesitates, looking around for inspiration, spots the photo of Mr Shu and sees Sam gawping in the background* It's Sam, he was so sweet when we went out, I miss him if I'm honest

I do?

Mercedes' POV:

Mercedes: Wait… Sam? Really?

Quinn: Yeah… problem?

Hell yeah! Massive problem, you keep your slimy little minx hands of my boy!

Mercedes: No, why would there be?

Quinn: Good *applies mascara in the mirror*

Rachel: Hold on Quinn, I don't think you and Sam are going to work *glances at Mercedes* you shouldn't get back with your exes

Quinn: You and Finn got back together; you just want to be the only one in the glee club to have a boyfriend don't you! Well forget about it dwarf!

Tina: Uh hello, I'm dating Mike!

Rachel: Quinn, that's really not what's going on here, please just don't do anything stupid

Quinn: You're one to talk; you kissed Finn in the middle of the stage and cost us regionals!

Rachel: Please don't bring that up again.

Quinn: You just wait and see Berry, me and Sam will be together by the end of the holiday!

Oh hell to the no!