Disclaimer: I don't own Harry potter or twilight characters

-wish I did though- ;)

What the hell?

By the time my kidnapper had set me down I was dizzy and breathless. I couldn't think straight and that ended me up on the floor; out cold.

I woke up to bright lights and voices whose voices-I don't know. "where am I?" I said at loud my voice feeling restricted and tight.

"your at the Cullens house dear" I melodic voice asked "how are and who are you?" it asked again. I sat up and looked around there where 7 figures across the way from me against the wall then there where 9 more gigues against a glass wall.

"erm, me?" I said my state not yet returning but well enough to formulate sentences." I'm Rebecca or you can call me twilight, tombs I'm err I'm well."

When my sight came into focus I properly looked at all the people here there 9 people where all dressed as something out of Harry potter-which would be really cool if they where!- I heard a slight chuckle at the front so I turned that way. When I did I almost got blinded-almost- another chuckle from… a bronze haired boy. Bronzy. Yeah nice nickname I think. Bronzy. Hehe

I carried on looking through the line, hm this family got all in ones. I super model, a weight lifter, a pixie, an ABSOLOUTLY gorgeous brunette-HELL YEAH POWER TO THE BRUNETTES!- another chuckle… hhhmmm then there's the I'm-so-in-pain-I'm-dying one the doctor(cause of the coat)then the mother. Oh! And the guy who looks like he's takin steroids guy and the little bronze haired girl slightly behind him. Yet another bronzy. OH I NO! bronzy 1 bronzy 2 ! Hehe.

OH SNAP!

I just remembered I'm… somewhere; I don't know the people surrounding me(part from the books) and a dude who looks like a snake is eyeing me up…

I look at him up and down my self, return my sight to his face and say "take a picture, trust me buddy it will last longer!" I look him up and down again then returned to Esme-although she hasn't introduced herself yet I just know- and say "where am I?" feigning innocence.

She chuckled and said "your in mine and my husbands home dear" and chuckled again as I batted my eyelashes at her. Obviously my flattery hadn't worked. Woops : /

So now were all sat here awkwardly. Its like when Leon asked me out for the third time now that was seriously "aawwwkkwarrd" I said in a sing song voice. Of course everyone immediately chuckled.

"so, what are your names?" I asked the wizard looking people.

They all said there name one by one "Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasly, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin" it was the last one which struck me cold and fearful. "Lord Voldemort" uh-oh …

But then I wouldn't be me if I didn't make a joke out of it "yayy, nice to meet ya' voldy" then I grinned while he glared. Then rest of them were just ROFLin though…

I cleared my throat and motioned for the vamps to continue "Edward, Bella, Rosalie, Emmet" he grinned at me so I grinned back "Alice, Jasper, Renessme, Jacob, Carlisle and I'm Esme" hhhmm nice names, people nice names I thought earning another chuckle from bronzy 1 and he got a glare from me.

"you no, its all fine and dandy when your reading someone's mind cos' of danger, but another when your just doin it for fun!" I threw my arms up exasperated and hopped down from the table?

Then I carried on with my rant "and YOU voldy err I mean tom riddle YOU were gunna kill HIM" I'm pointing to Harry now "just cos you want his fame glory and power! Cos trust me ha you aint ever gunna get it!" I went a bit into Bolton slang there at the end just a tad bit though …

Then I looked about the room and into about 15 or so shocked faces. Uh-oh …