Part three of the romance drabble series. As said at the end of two, this chapter has Cody and someone else. It is the first shouen-ai pairing of the series. It is Cody and Ken. I would consider this drabble the first 'weird' drabble. You'll find out what I mean when you read it.
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(Chapter 3- J.R. Ewing Syndrome: Cody and Ken)
"Ken Ichijouji," a court bailiff states, "Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you're about to give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"
"I do," Ken simply states and then he sits down. The defense attorney Cody Hida then proceeds to come forward and question the case detective.
"Mister... Ichijouji," Cody begins. "Is it true that since the age of 12, you have used your immense knowledge of computers and the internet to hack into thousands of gay porn websites to fulfill your sordid fantasies?"
"Wha..." Ken eeks out, confused. "I beg your pardon?"
"Is it true," Cody continues, "that you sir are absolutely infatuated with and captivated by a certain short-haired, green eyed attorney and on many nights, you... dream about him?"
"OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR!" Ken screams, silently praying to whatever gods exist that Cody does not go where he thinks he's going.
"Overruled," the judges states in monotone. "You may continue, Mister Hida."
"Thank you, your honor," Cody says, bowing to the judge. "Is it true that when you dream about said green eyed attorney, you have to resort to certain actions to quell your desires? Actions such as, I don't know... masturbation?"
"Your honor? Can I... plead the fifth? Something?" Ken is noticeably sweating at the stand.
"No," the judge simply states. "I want to see how this comes out!"
"Oh yeah," Cody agrees with the judge. "Speaking of coming out, why do you continue to fool people into thinking you are straight when everyone and their mother knows that you are terribly and madly in love with..."
"CODY!" Ken screams, as he rises from his bed. Ken is suffering from a case of J.R. Ewing Syndrome, as the vivid picture of Cody outing him while on the witness stand was enough of a shock to wake him up. In other words, it was all a dream.
"Ken," a tired voice calls out from inside the bedroom, "What happened? Why did you scream my name... not that I mind, but it's three in the morning."
"Don't worry about it, Cody," Ken assures and then yawns. "Just go back to sleep."
"Okay, Ken doll," Cody says, using Ken's pet name. "Good night."
"Good night," Ken replies. "Cody! Hold it."
"Yeah, Ken?"
"Do you mind that... I'm still not quite ready for people to know that I'm gay, and you're my live-in boyfriend?"
"Ken, we've been over this," Cody says, not turning to face Ken. "Our careers and public image sort of prevent us from being all that we want to be as a couple, but I'm willing to go at your pace, all right?"
Ken smiles. He's glad that he has such an understanding partner. "You're right."
"I'm always right," Cody retorts, "And don't you forget it, either."
"I won't," Ken affirms, lightly chuckling at Cody's bluntness, as he slowly makes his trek back to dreamland.
A/N: I'll admit this was pretty fun to write. Based on their Adventure 02 reactions, Cody and Ken had some serious tension, so much so that the only appropriate name that I could think of was You Can Cut It With A Knife-Shipping. Going with the pattern of a chain, the next couple will feature Ken, and this time, I will only give the hint of this person being a girl! That's it! Please read and review.
