IChristmas

I DO NOT OWN ICARLY

Oww you sure pull my hair like carly, said Sam

Well it's the only way I don't "accidentally" drop someone, she said

That doesn't make me feel better, said Sam

Now I am showing you the present, she said

No really I mean when you said you were the spirit of Christmas present I thought I'd see the future, said Sam

Just look sassy pants, she said

They see carly's apartment with Freddie on the couch and carly in the kitchen.

So what was up with sam today, asked Freddie

Well Christmas is the last time she saw her dad, said carly

Yea but that doesn't mean she has to be man about it, said Freddie

I know but this is sam we are taking about, said carly

Oh yea but sam can be ok sometimes when she's not calling me rude names or hurting me in some way what was my point again, said Freddie

That can be good person sometimes, said carly

Well I guess when you need her to be otherwise she is just awful, said Freddie

So you make fun of and hurt a person who cares about you, she said

Freddie doesn't care about me he is just here for carly, said sam

That explains why he is with her alone but he also spends time with you when carly isn't there why? She asked

I don't know, she said

Because he loves you, she yelled

What no he doesn't he loves carly, yelled sam

No he just says that because you always make fun of him. He is afraid of what you might think if you find out, she said

Liar, yelled sam

And you love him back that's why you pick o him and get mad when he flirts with carly, she said

No I don't your delusional, aid sam

Wow you are hard headed well I'm done with you, she said

She clapped her hands and sam went backwards at light speed.

Omg why do I keep having that dream, she said

What dream, a familiar voice said

Freddie how did you get in my house, she asked

I'm not Freddie I'm, gets interrupted by sam

Let me guess you the sprit of Christmas something blah blah blah

Let's get this over with already, she said

He slaps her back and they are gone