Mysterion leaped across roof tops in the dead of night, The Coon was behind him trying to keep up having trouble successfully making it over to each building there were a few times where Mysterion had to help him so he wouldn't fall off some of the homes.

"Damn you're just as heavy as I thought you'd be"

"Shut up Kenny, any suspicious activity in this house?"

"None that I see, we might actually have to enter some homes to find our culprit."

"That would be a breach of safe space Mysterion."

"I didn't know Coon was PC." Mysterion said with a smirk

"He's not, I'll enter this house right now through a window if that's what we're about to do."

"Well from what I saw the residents of this home are most likely innocent civilians but we shouldn't cross them off the list just yet. Let's go check the next few houses before we enter any 'safe spaces'"

Mysterion then leaped off onto the ground and headed down the street through the darkness to the next closest house,
Coon followed, though nearly slipping off the roof they were just talking atop of before dropping himself onto the ground.

"Fucking icy roofs, how does Kenny always manage to do this so easily" Coon said aloud to himself

They checked multiple homes around their neighborhood and made a list of suspicious homes and people before back tracking and silently breaking into previous homes that they hadn't marked suspicious just to ease their minds.

They didn't find Skankhunt that night but they do have a hefty list for narrowing down suspects, they both eventually went home when they noticed the sun starting to rise since it was still a weekday and they have school in a few hours.


Kenny went to get Cartman when he didn't see him at the bus stop, Stan and Kyle were deep in thought so Kenny didn't bother telling them where he was going, when he knocked on the door Mrs. Cartman answered.

"Hi is Cartman awake?" Kenny asked the woman

"Yes... But, he's very upset right now, he said he isn't going to school today." She said concerned

"May I talk to him?"

"Sure come right on in, Eric your friend Kenny is here!" She shouted "He's in the kitchen."

"Okay thanks."

Kenny entered the kitchen to see Cartman sitting on the floor next to the fridge with his cat rubbing up against him, he was sobbing while shoving food into his mouth.

"Cartman you can't just skip school just cause you're upset with everyone."

"I just don't want to go today, you should go before you're late again Kenny."

Kenny sighs before walking over and sitting next to Cartman

"Eric..."

"Kenny, we're not going to find him!" Cartman cried out cupping his hands against his own face "He could be anyone in this stupid fucking red neck town and I can't take it anymore!" Cartman retorted in Kenny's direction before laying his head against his knees tucked into his arms

"We'll find him Eric just calm the down." Kenny said sympathetically

"No we won't! Everyone hates me and while every guy at school knows I'm not Skankhunt, half the town probably is assuming it's me right now!" Cartman shouted angrily

"Oh..." Kenny thought for a moment "Cartman stop thinking negative thoughts and get off your fat ass, we don't have time for you to be pouting, you said it yourself there is no time to waste. You shouldn't waste the time we do have standing around crying over trivial things, I'm skipping school today let's get back to work." Kenny stood up and reached a hand out to the sobbing child

Cartman looked up at him and after a moment of staring he took Kenny's hand and raised himself off the floor while cracking a smile.

His cat continued to rub against him and began meowing

"Get the fuck away from me kitty I'm fine now!" Cartman grumbled towards the cat which ignored him meowing louder "That's a very bad kitty!" Cartman shouted before chasing the cat out of the room.