Well, alrighty. Yeah, I really just wanted to write this. Oh and Strife, I lied. No Arranged Marriage short-story-not-oneshot yet.
"Mother, Father, it's 1 o'clock. Why in Zeus's name are you up? Are you two planning to do something kinky after I leave?"
"Your brother isn't home yet, and NO, Bellatrix." Tenten answered. "Your father is extremely irritated about Hikaru not being here yet. And we're both going on a mission tomorrow."
Outside of the door…
"Midori, you're so beautiful. I wish we could stay out later." Hikaru complimented.
The prettiest girl in all of the village, but the coldest, Uchiha Midori is blushing. Blushing at Hyuuga Hikaru, the lowly Hikaru. Oh God, he was so happy.
"Well, I think I'll let you know how I feel," And with that Midori kissed the hell out of Hikaru.
And to be blunt, Hikaru loved the way she smelled, and tasted and everything! Like coconut and Plumeria flowers.
Hikaru took in a few deep breaths. "…It's good to know you feel that way…" He grinned. "I gotta go."
"See you at training tomorrow." Midori disappeared in wisps of smoke.
Hikaru slowly opened the door with soft click. "Looks good," He whispered to himself.
The boy made it onto the first step of the staircase. Upon the first step, he sees the feet of his sister. One look at her smug face said, "You're screwed, Mon frère."
"Hikaru, explain to me why you come home at one, and I told you couldn't go at all." He heard from behind him.
"Father! I…um…" Hikaru swivled and frowned at the unpleasant situation.
"What, Mr. I'm-a-big-stwong-14-year-old can't keep track of the twime?" Bellatrix taunted.
"Bellatrix needs to go to bed!" Tenten pointed to her daughter's room.
Bellatrix departed, smiling at the world for smiting her brother.
"What exactly were you doing tonight?" Neji interrogated his son.
"Um…" Hikaru had to tell his dad what he didn't want to hear.
"Please don't tell me you were with Sasuke's daughter. Please, Hikaru, please."
"I'm sorry, Father."
"Just go, go to bed. Don't come back until I get some pocky." Neji said, closing his eyes.
Hikaru looked down, and then grudgingly pulled himself upstairs.
"…At least Midori isn't pregnant, Neji." Tenten said optimistically.
"Sex?" Neji spat, almost crying with disgust.
With that, Tenten suddenly had an idea better than pocky. "Personally, Neji, I think that, more than anything sweet, you need some kinky…I mean, your genius daughter suggested the thought." She suggested offhandedly, trailing a finger down her husband's chest.
Of course, Tenten wasn't going to take no for an answer. But Neji wasn't going to say no, either.
Yeah, awkward. More of a "one chaptered story" than an "oneshot" you know… either way, I hate it. And yeah Strife, it's not sparking. I don't care right now. Yeah, and if anyone asks, I gave their daughter the name Bellatrix because it sounds cool, and actually it's the left shoulder on the Constellation Orion. If it were right, it would be Betelgeuse.
Review, PLEASE.
