No slash, just the bromance of the century
W: Dude, I lost my phone
W: save me
W: I'm begging you
D: you lost it huh
W: that's what I said
W: I looked everywhere
D: okay, if you say so
D: look down
W: ...
W: I hate you
D: love you too
W: you made me run into a tree
D: Poor tree

D: I told you there was a tree and did you listen to me... NO, YOU DID NOT!
D: it's not my fault you broke your nose
W: it so is! You're supposed to keep me out of trouble and the hospital!
D: not my fault you broke your toe
W: everything is your fault!
D: mmmhm... Good thing Roy was video taping

W: Wingardium Leviosa!
D: ...
D: muggle
W: I am hurt!

D: what's your favorite flower?
W: why
D: no reason
D: so tell me
W: I guess daffodils
D: ...
D: have fun at your funeral

D: if we get caught, I'm deaf and you can't speak English
W: shouldn't it be the other way around
D: tru
D: you got the paint?
W: you got the Batglue and the robot?
D: check
W: check
D: Plan 'AnnoyArcher' is a go, move out team

W: so you know that one thing you lent me?
D: no, you lend a lot of things
D: what did you do
W: don't expect to get it back