Beach Adventures

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Sarah: here's chapter 2 of Beach Adventures. I hope you enjoy!

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She totally killed his beauty sleep. --- hey, how do we even know if he is beautiful under that mask? (grins) kidding. But you're totally right. Poor Kakashi… not!

She won some easy money. --- absolutely, that's why she did it. (looks around) (whispers) between you and me, she didn't have the five thousand yen to lose, so she made sure she won.

Who knew Sakura is so clever? --- she did! And me.

NOTE

(Authors note)

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Scene change

POV change

"Singing"

'Inner Person Talking'

Memory, reading or writing something, etc. (you'll figure it out)

Scene change in memory

TRANSLATIONS

Kami: God, Lord


Chapter 2

Bikinis and Twisted Plans

"Holt shit," Naruto gasps, staring towards the ocean.

"What?" Shikamaru asks. Most of the guys are just walking down stairs that go from the beachfront manor Sakura owns to the beach itself.

Instead of answering, Naruto points towards something. The guys follow Naruto's finger and stop mid-step. Many kunoichi are already out on the beach … and all of them are in skintight bikinis! A few are wearing bikinis a few sizes too small. "Holy shit," Genma echoes Naruto's gasp. "Jounin uniforms don't do those babes any justice." All the other men agree instantly.

Suddenly, six of the kunoichi start walking towards them. As they draw closer, the kunoichi are seen to be Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, Temari, and Tsunade. All six women are wearing bikinis a little too small for them.

Sakura smirks. "Are you boys gonna stand there and gape at us all day or are you gonna come and have some beach fun?" she calls teasingly. That snaps most of the men out of the daze and they grin sheepishly at the beautiful girls and quickly continue down to the beach.

A few are still dazed, taking in the near-naked chicks walking towards them. These few are: Naruto, Kakashi, Lee, Choji, Shikamaru, Neji, and Jiraiya. Naruto because he inherited Kakashi's and Jiraiya's perversion, the others because it's the women they like. Kakashi's visible eye trails from Sakura's face with an all-knowing smirk ('what would it be like to kiss her?'); down her neck; over her breasts ('damn nice breasts'); down her flat, toned stomach; over her nice hips ('holy shit'); and down her long bare legs before reversing direction. The other men are doing the same with the women they like; though Naruto's doing it to five of the women, excluding Tsunade since she's so much older and she's more like a grandma to him anyways. Shikamaru's eyes are greedily taking in his wife's near-naked body.

Before the guys realize it, the women are right in front of them. Sasuke comes by suddenly and drags Naruto away by his ear, intent on showing his lover why he should never ogle women when he's near. With Naruto out of the picture, it's just the men… and the women they like and fear. Yep, they fear the girls alright; these girls know how to make a man bow into submission under them … painfully.

"C'mon Kakashi, let's go swimming," Sakura says coyly as she takes his hand and tugs on it playfully.

Still in a daze, the poor Copy Nin is dragged towards the ocean, knowing that with that voice, she doesn't plan anything less than an awkward situation. But he can't help that his eye constantly roams up and down her back, lingering on her butt more often then ought. His eye is super-glued to her butt when her hips start swaying slightly as she walks. It doesn't help that the bikini she's wearing is a string bikini that ties on at the sides of the hips and in the back of the abdomen, allowing full view of her hips and an almost complete view of her back.

Sakura smirks, knowing exactly where Kakashi's eye is looking; she doesn't need to turn around to prove her suspicion correct, she knows him all too well and knows where he'd be looking when she starts swaying her hips in a string bikini. Inner Sakura chuckles evilly. 'He is so totally predictable!' she tells Sakura.

'Totally,' Sakura agrees. 'Hmm, wonder what he would think if he knew what I'm planning?'

Inner Sakura laughs out loud at this. 'He'd either run or … um … uh … I dunno what else he might do,' Inner Sakura admits sheepishly. 'Most likely run though.'

'Well, we just won't let him,' Sakura thinks with a mental smirk, playfully tugging Kakashi into the shallow water.

'Here, here!'Inner Sakura cheers.

Sakura turns around and tugs on Kakashi's hands, pulling him into deeper water. "C'mon, Kakashi," she laughs, noting how his eye is focused on either her lips or her breasts. She grins, having used a Genjutsu on the Copy Nin without him figuring it out … yet. She's got him completely under her control … too bad for him he won't realize it until it's too late.

With Tsunade and Jiraiya

"What is she planning?" Jiraiya asks Tsunade. At her puzzled look, he points towards Kakashi and Sakura in the surf. "Sakura-chan is planning something, that much I can tell."

Tsunade laughs. "You really don't want to know," she says, knowing full-well what her apprentice is planning on doing with the Copy Nin.

"I say I do want to know," Jiraiya counters.

Tsunade shrugs, smirking. "Okay, don't say I didn't warn you," she says just before whispering something in his ear.

Jiraiya pales. "Oh Kami, Tsunade! Don't tell people stuff like that!"

Tsunade grins. "I told you that you wouldn't want to know, but you insisted."

"Remind me not to insist next time you say that," Jiraiya says, looking a little queasy.

"What's she planning?" Ino asks curiously. She, Choji, Shikamaru, and Temari were standing nearby when Jiraiya asks. Jiraiya whispers what Sakura is planning in Ino's ear. Ino pales. "NO WAY!" she screams.

"What?" Temari, Shikamaru, and Choji ask at the same time.

Ino whispers in first Temari's ear, then Shikamaru's ear, and finally Choji's ear what her best friend is planning. Shikamaru turns green and Choji puts his chips up. "That just made me lose my appetite," the chubby man says, sickened.

Temari is speechless at what she was told. Then she finally finds her voice. "I didn't know she had it in her," she murmurs. The other five quickly agree, even Tsunade.


Sarah: (evil grin) I'll end it here. I'm sure you readers will be begging to know what Sakura is planning. You'll find out… eventually. REVIEW IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT SAKURA-CHAN IS PLANNING!