So many great suggestions, I can't wait to write them! Thank you all!

14 Ways To Aggregate Horrible Morrible

Guaranteed to land you a date with either a thunderstorm or tornado...

1. Give her a Teddy Bear

2. Change the color of all her dresses to bright turquoise and hot pink

3. Send her a fake Grimmerie from Elphaba

4. Give her dead-fish perfume to 'add to her collection'

5. Ask her if she's related to Barney

6. Tell her that Elphaba didn't really melt

7. Throw her a Cheetah-Girls Themed party

8. Invite her to attend a yoga class with you

9. Whack her on the arm every thirty seconds yelling 'mosquito!'

10. Ask her what her first name is

11. Giggle. Constantly.

12. Charm yourself to look like Elphaba, then follow her around everywhere. Whenever she turns around to catch the Wicked Witch, change back

13. Invite her to a therapy class

14. Send her a million Pro-Animal Phamplets

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