Five schools Kuroko never went to
#1: Kaijou
"Kurokocchi~"
"Get your ass back here, moron!"
"Ouch! So mean, sempai! But didn't you see what Kurokocchi did just now? Isn't he amazing?"
"If I stopped practicing just to watch all the 'amazing' things that guy does, I wouldn't get any practice done! And neither would you, so get back and do something useful!" and before the ace could argue, Kasamatsu kicked him again.
Like this, the rest of the day was spent practicing (with the occasional kicking and yelling from Kasamatsu about 'stupid juniors who won't listen to their seniors'). Except…
"Oh my god, that's Kise!"
"I'm your biggest fan!"
"Look at how hot he is!"
"Someone kick these girls out! And Kise, stop waving at them!"
"But sempai, they are my fans! They went all the way to this gym to meet me, I can't just ignore them, not when they went through such troubles for me!"
"Die."
"You're all so mean! Kurokocchi, defend me~"
"Kise-kun is annoying and disturbing practice."
"You're so cruel, Kurokocchi~"
#2: Shuutoku
"Why is that guy lying on the floor again?"
"Kuroko, get up."
"Yes. I will get up in five minutes."
"Hmph. This is why I told you to get your lucky item for today, a pocket fan."
"Don't worry, Shin-chan has bought a Pocari just for you. He told me it's your favorite drink"
"I didn't buy this for him. I just bought one too many and didn't need it."
"Stop being so tsundere, Shin-chan. We all know you only drink oshiruko, so why would you buy Pocari suddenly?"
"I-"
"Thank you very much for your kindness, Midorima-kun."
"…it's nothing to thank me for. If you collapsed in the middle of a match, it would burden everyone."
"Aww, Shin-chan is blushing!"
"Be quiet, Takao."
"Are you done flirting and can we go back to practice now?"
#3: Touou
"Tetsu-kun, here is your towel!"
"Tetsu-kun, are you thirsty? I have a Pocari!"
"Tetsu-kun, there is this new store that sells ice cream, do you want to go with me there?"
"Tetsu-kun-"
"Oi Satsuki, would you stop it? We're in the middle of practice, don't bother us! Yo Tetsu, these shrimps are really good, you should try them!"
"Who are you to talk, Dai-chan?! What practice?!"
"Hey Aomine, stop harassing Sakurai!"
"What, you don't have any more food?"
"I'm sorry! I overslept so I only had time to make lunch for myself! I'm so sorry!"
"Don't apologize about things like that to that bastard, Sakurai! Aomine, stop bothering him!"
"Imayoshi, aren't you going to do something…?" Susa asked, a little tired of their bantering.
"I don't see any reason why I should intervene. Why would I want to disturb everyone's fun activities?" Imayoshi shrugged, seemingly not caring one bit that Wakamatsu's voice was dangerously close to cracking (again), and Kuroko just knew he pretended not to see him lying on the floor trying to melt with the ground.
#4: Yosen
"…Murasakibara-kun…"
"Mn?"
"Your chips are falling onto my hair…"
"Ah? Sorry, Kuro-chin." Murasakibara ruffled the phantom player's hair in a gesture half out of habit, half apologetic. He tried to get the crumbs out of the blue hair but that, coupled with his sticky fingers, made it just more of a mess.
"Honestly, you're so hopeless, Atsushi." Himuro, who could no longer watch the sad turn of events, walked over. He held a hair brush and proceeded to get the crumbs out of the shorter boy's hair. Kuroko watched the taller male.
"…Himuro-kun."
"Yes?"
"Why do you carry that around with you?"
"Oh this? Fukui said proper Japanese always carry some of these with them" Kuroko wordlessly stared at said teen who was currently talking to Liu.
"…and when you talk to boys, don't address them like you would address girls. Remember, you use 'tan' for girls and 'sama' for boys. Now try it."
"I see, Fukui-sama."
"…"
#5: Rakuzan
"Say, isn't Akashi a little… too close to that boy? Who is he even? He looks weak."
"Shush, don't you know? That's Sei-chan's friend and team member from middle school! They must be talking about old times now, just let them have their little reunion."
"Reo-nee, so empathetic!"
"…Akashi-kun…"
"Yes, Tetsuya?"
"…you are standing a little too close."
"What are you saying, your misdirection has become too good. If I wasn't standing so close I'm not sure if I could observe your development properly."
"…"
…and one he did
#6: Seirin
"Kuroko! Where are you?"
"I'm right here."
"GAH! Stop doing that! Seriously.. you are so hard to notice, have more presence!"
"…"
"Anyway, the others are already at Maji Burgers. You coming?"
"Yes. Kagami-kun?"
"Huh?"
"Do you like basketball?"
"What kind of question is that? Of course I like it!"
"I too… like it. I enjoy playing with everyone at Seirin"
"? You're weird. Hurry up, I'm not going to wait for you."
"Yes."
notes: I just wanted to write shenanigans involving the Miragen with their current teams. (And as much as I love the Miragen together as a team, I love the current teams too and I'm so super freaking happy for them that they found a team and friends (?) that make them happy)
I have no idea what the thing that Himuro is carrying and that Kuroko was referring to is
