A/N Hi! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Listening to Diaura really motivates you to type faster. In this chapter you see a somewhat darker side to Evangeline, but she's still the same. Thanks for the reviews. Upon a very convincing review from my dear friend Patrina The Dauntless, i have put William T. Spears in this. I do not own Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. Sadly...

Chapter 3: What the hell!?

"So what was with all the noise," Ciel asks with annoyance practically dripping from his words. Robyn shy's back.

"I'm really sorry," she says quickly," I didn't mean to bother you."

"We wouldn't have bothered Ciel if you hadn't run away," Alois mutters.

"I ran because you had weapons," Robyn says. I don't blame her.

"I wasn't going to use them," Alois shoots back. I notice Alois is leaning against a wall. I wonder... within 5 seconds a knife is stuck in the wall next to his head. Perfect.

"W-what the..."he stutters. I smirk. Everyone looks at me. I look back at them.

"What? Someone's gotta do somethin' at some point," I say," and you. You don't talk to my friends like that." He nods slightly in fear. I'm very pleased.

"That's my Eva-chan!" Alice hugs me.

"What did say about touching me," I say. Alice backs away.

"Back to the matter at hand. Miss Robyn can stay if she can work," Ciel says. Robyn smiles.

"I don't get a say at all," Alois says in disbelief.

"Of course you don't," I say.

"Why not," he says. I walk up to him, my coat slightly blowing behind me.

"Because your annoying and can't decide shit," I say crossing my arms over my chest and leaning towards his face. I'm way taller than Alois and its sort of amusing. Suddenly there's a scream. I pull my knife out of the wall and spin around to find a shit load of red. Damn tha'ts a lot of red.

"BASSIE!" Shit. Run Sebastian! Finally Grell Sutcliff comes into focus and I see Robyn curled up into a puny little ball. Alice and JP look totally unfazed.

"Oh Bassie! I've missed you so much," Grell says trying to glomp Sebastian. Oh this is funny. You can see Sebastian shoot Alice, JP, and me a look saying don't-laugh-or-I-kill-you. If Sebastian can give a look like that.

"Hello, who are you people," Grell says looking from me to my friends.

"I'm Alice," Alice introduces," this is Evangeline V-"glare"-,JP Skvler, and Robyn." Grell sort gets a his creeper smile on. I'm scared now.

"Its nice to meet you,"Grell says,"I am Grell Sutcliff!"

"Its nice to meet you," Alice and Robyn say.

"Grell, why are you here," Ciel says, most likely more annoyed than before. Just in case I going to make sure I'm not here when shit goes down.

"I'm gonna go now," I say. I start walking towards the door and Alice quickly follows behind me.

"Oh hell no! Where do you think your going," Alois says. I turn and look at him.

"Well, if you must know," I say sarcastically," I'm going to change clothes. And Alice is too." I walk away then. Alice and I wander down the hallway until we get to the room that we are staying in. I walk in and immediately feel calmer now that Trancy is far away. Truth be told, Alois Trancy is my favorite Black Butler character.

"Did you leave so you weren't there when shit went down,"Alice asks. Damn she's good. I nod.

"But I also want to change clothes." She slightly nods. I open the wardrobe and grab a black dress for Alice. Its red, with black trim across the three layered skirt. It has long sleeves that fan out at the end with black trim. Its knee length. The three black buttons are attached to thin black ribbons going across the front. I turn to her and hand the dress to her.

"Put this on," I say.

"Hell to the no," she replies sounding the tiniest bit ghetto. I sigh.

"Alice put this on or I swear I will put it on you myself," I say a little darker than intended. She quickly takes the dress and scampers of to the bathroom to change. I go to my bag and pull out what I'm going to wear. This is going to be funny.

~O.o~

Alice and I walk back to where everyone else is. Alice is holding in laughter, as well as me. This is going to be epic. When we get to the room, Alice keeps a straight face. We walk in and the first thing I notice is Alois looking at me like I'm a ghost. Everyone, minus JP and Robyn, are surprised that I'm dressed exactly like Alois. Booty shorts and everything. We could pass for twins if it wasn't for our height.

"W-what the hell," Alois stutters. I smirk. Oh this is to much fun. Ciel looks the tiniest bit amused. Its hard for me to keep a straight face. "What the hell are you wearing!?"

"Isn't obvious? I'm you and you are me," I state, sticking my tongue out at him. Hee.

"I-I..." And this, ladies and gentleman, is a very stunned Alois Trancy. My work here is done. After a minute or two, Alois stalks off. One down, one to go.

"Where ever did you get that outfit,"Ciel asks.

"You'd be surprised what I can get where we come from," I say. Alice smirks. JP looks so tired and Robyn is distracted. By what, I don't know nor do I care. Suddenly, William decides he's gonna pop up. We all jump, except for Sebastian of course.

"Will!" Grell shrieks. I think I've just gone deaf. Dear lord.

"Grell, you have work to be done," Will says like he's all that and a bag of chips.

"But, Will," Grell whines. Time to get rid of the strawberry.

"GET THE HELL OUT," I shout. Everyone turns to look at my. I put on my coldest glare I can muster and shoot it in Grell's direction. Cosplaying Alois really adds effect. Grell scampers of with Will.

"Well, my work here is done," I say and leave to change into something different. Everyone just stares at me as I leave. Especially Alice, JP, and Robyn. I guess they aren't used to the dark side of Evangeline Vasquez. This is what happens when I actually meet Alois Trancy. I go quite dark.

Good God I sound way too British.

A/N Not my best work, but I tried. R&R. I appreciate it alot.