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(Everybody looks beaten and broken but Me, Link, Midna, Zelda, and Gannondorf.)
Gannondorf: Remind me why we are fine and they are broken and bloody.
Me: Because I used my authour powers and your Triforce piece to make a magic force field to protect us while to other girls in the Zelda franchise fought.
Gannondorf: Oh... Cool. How powerful are your author powers?
Me: I make The Beast from Infamous 2 look like a harmless ant, and compared to me you are a worm in my moms garden. Enough questions on how powerful I am, let the chapter begin. This reviw is from Gothicwings94 and she writes truths:Ganondorf: Haven't you learned yet you can't beat Link. I mean how many times in your past lifes did he serve you your but on a silver plater? Link: whats it like turning into a wolf, does it hurt? Ganondorf: Where are the rest of the Gerudo race? Zelda: Do you like Link?Midna: Same question! Dares: Link and Zelda have to go into the closet for 7 minutes! Ganondorf has to admit to Link that Link is 10x better then he can kick his butt everytime! Midna: I want you to ride link like you would normally if he was in wolf form for a full minute. Thats quite a mouthful. GANNONDORF!
Gannondorf: WHAT!
Me: Your up. First your truth, then dare.
Gannondorf: Well, the reason I keep trying is because I was taught to never give up. As for my people, They died out cause I was not there to impregnate them cause I was sealed away by that Hero of Time jackass. And as for the dare... I'm not doing it.
Me: Do it or (in demonic voice) YOU SHALL PERISH IN HELL FIRE MORTAL!
Gannondorf: (in scared voice) Okay. Link, I think you are 10x better than me and that you can kick my butt every time.
Link: Cool. Now what's next?
Me: You have a question. Read your part of the review.
Link: ... To answer your question, to be a wolf is like being me,but smaller and on 4 legs. It does not hurt, but when Midna lands on my back it causes me pain. (He and Zelda stay in closet while I hold a stopwatch) 7 MIN LATER
Midna: Sorry. And yes, I do like Link. (Transforms to imp self and Link runs through town)
Me: COME BACK WHEN I CALL YOU GUYS! Zelda, answer your question.
Zelda: I like Link as a friend and nothing more.
Me: I have made some dares for you as well. LINK, MIDNA, GET BACK HERE! Here are my dares Zelda: Help Link with his wedding. Link: Have a wedding with Midna and admit your feelings for Zelda. Ilia: Since I hate you, go fight the temple bosses with only a hammer. if you die I will revive you. Midna: Before the wedding help Link fight the Wind Waker Gannondorf. And if you defeat him you and Link can go anywhere for your honeymoon and I'll pay all expenses.
Link: Okay. I hate Zelda. My ancestors have saved her family for generations and all we get is a pat on the back and a escort home.
Ilia: Why me?
Me: Because I hate you. Your like Zelda, your usless the entire game.
Zelda: Fine. Link, here is a weding planner. It has a list for things you want at the wedding, and a list for Midna too. Have a good fight.
Midna: Question? Can I use magic?
Me: Sure, why not.
(3 Hours later.)
Ilia: Hate... you... so much.
Me: Right back at you lazy ass. We have more dares and truthes for you from Megasaurus the Dinosaur and they write Truths: Midna, what were you going to say to Link before you broke the mirror? Zelda: Why is it that the game is named after you, yet you're almost utterly
helpless throughout it? Dares: Link fight Ganandorf without a sword.
Midna: If you want to find out what I said see the last chapter.
Zelda: What do you expect? I'm a princess with no strength, no power except my Triforce piece.
Me: THATS NO EXCUSE!
Link: Oh crap! (He hits Gannondorf with one hit to the forehead and wins.) oh... I rule!
Me: Thats all the time we have for this chapter. Wedding for Midna and Link next chapter.
Midna and Link: WHAT!
Me: Oh crap! SEND MORE REVIEWS PLEASE!
