Funky Frights
"All right, huh ra, hoo yah, baby, time to top the night with a fun family tradition!" Funky Kong exclaimed as he was making french fries in his fruity shack on the edge of the Cheep Cheep Beach.
Suddenly several spooky skeletons popped out and began dancing, which prompted Funky to join in on the funky fright fest as all the skeletons wore shades, bandanas, and a nice pair of blue shorts.
"And that's what happens when you make fries on a beach!" King Boo stated as he waved his stubby white arms around. "On Halloween... AT NIGHT!"
Toadette farted as she fanned the air with her right hand. "Excuse me. I had to hold that in while you were telling your non scary story."
"NOT SCARY!?" King Boo bellowed in anger, causing the McDonald's to shake violently.
"Yeah, I agree with the kid. Her toot was scarier than the stories you've been telling us." Dry Bowser dryly remarked as he began dusting off his old bones.
"Yeah, well... here's one that will really make you panic!" King Boo promised, with the thunder booming as the lights began flickering on and off.
Toadette's Farting Problem
Toadette farted. She farted so much that everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom died! The End.
"Sorry, bro, but a story about Toadette farting isn't gonna cut it," Funky Kong interrupted as he made a horrific pun.
"First of all, your fart pun sucked, and second of all, what the hell are you doing in here!?" King Boo snapped angrily.
Funky shrugged as he pulled up a list of fanfiction rules. For this specific story, that is. "It lists me as the fourth player here, remember?"
Toadette farts once more as she nods in agreement. "Yeah, you can't just rip Funky out of the picture. That's breaking the law!"
"Can we stop with these fucking fart jokes?" Dry Bowser groaned as he placed his right boney hand on his forehead.
"Yeah, let me cheese out one more..." Toadette stated as she let loose a thunderous tuba toot, that caused the entire McDonald's to collapse on itself as everyone was buried.
"...and that's why you don't let Toadette fart." Toadsworth pointed out as he was hiding within a nearby Oak tree, having watched the entire thing as he whistled to himself, heading home in the ferocious thunderstorm that was occurring at the moment, not letting it bother him as he had too much fun watching karma bite King Boo in the ghastly ass.
End The...?
