Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, and Nick B. Rowler is a fictional character. If you have the names Nick, B, and/or Rowler, I do not mean to insult you or etc.
Father's Day—Ch03
!to
A young, copper skinned, gray haired ninja. Best know for being very good with direction. At this moment, he was sitting in his house morning about the loose of his job.
"Stupid Hokage and her stupid money problems." grumbled !to while he polished his weapons.
"!to! It's me Takakashi, can I come it?" said a voice.
"What ever." responded !to.
Takakashi, a gray haired man, and a blue eye, blonde boy walked into his room.
"Hello !to, this is Kakashi and Naruto. We are on a mission together and we need some of your help." said Takakashi.
"I ain't going anywhere!" snorted !to.
"Oh-ho! You don't have to go anywhere, ya just got to help me with some directions." said Takakashi.
"Yeah, you know, to the Akastuki Leader!" yelled Naruto. "Please, oh please help use Ito."
"ITO!" yelled !to, "MY NAME IS NOT ITO! IT'S !TO, (click)-TOE!"
"(click)-toe! Hey that's a cool name. I want a cool name! From this day forward, I will be know as K!k!shi (K-(click)-k-(click)-shi)."
!to was groaning even more then ever.
"Why did you bring those idiots here?"
"I'm on a bet!" whispered Takakashi to !to, "I'm proving to them that Naruto's father is the 4th."
"But Naruto's father is the 4th."
"I know but Sir Scarecrow and Half-Brain Ninja think that the Akatsuki Leader is the father."
!to started laughing. He thought that was just plain silly.
"N'kay Takakashi, I'll give you directions to the Akatsuki Leader. Liars like Kakashi need to be straighten out. Hey, why don't you make Kakashi fight a Akatsuki when you get to the hideout, you know, a strong one."
"Come on, like any Akatsuki would want to fight Kakashi."
"I know of one that is stupid enough to fight him."
!to pulled a paper out of his pocket and scribble a word on to it.
TOBI
"Come on !to!" interrupted Naruto "Use your super powers to lead us to my father."
"Oh, yes." !to patted Naruto on the head. "Just give me a minute."
!to got up and went to the next room. In the room there was a man sitting in a desk, petting a cat.
"Nick B. Rowler." said !to.
"He's 421 km southwest, in a warehouse, big neon sign that says Akatsuki Hideout, can't miss it!" said Nick B. Rowler.
"Wow, Nick! How do you do it?" said !to.
"It's this thing called the Internet. You type in 'Akatsuki Leader' into a search engine and you get all this info on him. Haven't ya people ever heard of the Internet?"
Internet?
"Is it a ninja art?" asked !to.
"What!? Ninja!? Ya people are crazy!"
At !to's front door
"Okay every thing is set, bye !to." said Takakashi.
"Just one minute!" said Naruto.
Everyone turned to him.
"Am I the only one going crazy!to walks in to that room one minute then walks out with directions. How on the dead Earth did you get those direction? It's as if he has some magical object or something that tells him all this information."
"Haha Naruto, have you ever heard of the Internet?" smiled !to.
"Well yeah! I mean who hasn't heard of the Internet of Chakra? Jeez man, ya think chakra just appears out thin air?"
Both Naruto and Kakashi laughed.
!to glanced over at Takakashi. !to gave him the 'Poor You' look.
Takakashi winked back the old 'I'll Be Fine Don't Worry'.
!to watched them as Takakashi, Naruto, and Kakashi walked off into the direction of the setting sun.
"You know what? Being a normal ninja ain't that bad." said !to.
(To be continued)
