brChapter 3: Fear And Loathing in Lost Ages/br
br(not a place, but a time out of mind)/br
brDisclaimer: I own EXACTLY one of these characters, namely the Man In Black. All others are owned by various people, and are not mine. As stated previously, all characters are © their respective owners, which is NOT me./br
brShinji stood next to Gourry, "bigsweating" heavily. The two redheads were busy going at it, trying to settle who caused the mess they were both, literally, in. Both were, by this point, covered in mud, missing various pieces of clothing, which left very little to the imagination. Gourry was standing there, patiently waiting for Lina to win, so that he could continue to find a way home with her. /br
br"Die, you pompous twit!"/br
br"After you,snobby bitch!"/br
brShinji thought to himself "Thank God Kensuke isn't here..."/br
brAnd the fight raged on./br
brSome hours later, after much slinging of mud and clothing, Gourry managed to separate them, whilst Shinji gathered clothes. After his encounter with Rei, it didn't seem so bad./br
brAnother few hours later.../br
Lina and gourry sat on one side of the fire, while Asuka and Shinji sat on the other. Both ladies were wrapped in some towels, and their clothes were drying a few meters away. Both girls still had hatred in their eyes, but the sheer anger and rage that had been there was gone./br
brShinji spoke first./br
br"So, Lina, what were you doing at the time you got transported?"/br
brGourry spoke first./br
br"We were trying to get away from-"/br
brLina smacked him, then started over speaking./br
br"We were trying to get to somewhere to sleep for the night, and we found we had no money. I began to perform for the locals, trying to raise some money, and then we were whooshed away to here." she finished lightly./br
br"Oh" Shinji said./br
br"So, what about you? Why are you two here?" The magical redhead asked./br
brShinji replied "well, we were-"/br
brAsuka cut him off./br
br"We were fighting, and suddenly everything went dark. We woke up here." She said bluntly./br
brLina looked at her./br
brAsuka looked at Lina./br
brShinji looked at Gourry./br
brGourry was asleep./br
brSuddenly, our intrepid group of adventurers hears a strange noise./br
br"What was that?" asked Shinji/br
br"Hell if I know, baka!" exclaimed Asuka./br
br"GOURRY!!!" Lina yelled./br
brSuddenly, something pounced out of the woods./br
br"AAH!!!!"/br
brEnd Chapter Three/br
brBONUS OMAKE THEATRE!/br
brWelcome to Omake Theatre, the humorous, revengeful part of this fanfic./br
brToday's Episode:/br
brLove Bean-a/br
brPoor Beanster...he's not been getting much, since the first installment of this fic. Let's help him out a bit.../br
br(Brian is at his desk, thinking up something to draw)/br
brBrian:Man...I am sooooo WASTED after that orgy...what a night!/br
br(Suddenly, the ominous e-mail icon starts flashing)/br
brBrian:Hmm...wonder what that is? (clicks it)/br
brVoice:Welcome to Hell! You've got mail!/br
brBrian:hmm...what is this? I now own Baka house? Yee-hah!/br
brNarrator:And so he left all his family and friends behind, and moved to Japan, to inherit Baka house, an all female college housing complex. But, things weren't as rosy as they first appeared.../br
brNaru:Clean the house, slave!/br
brBrian:I'm no slave...I'm Beanster, Master of this house! And you must be my sex-starved maid, ne?/br
br(Naru smacks the living hell out of him)/br
brBrian:Wah!/br
brNarrator:So, Brian began his stint in what was detineed to become one of the strangest and oddly most satisfying jobs of his life./br
brBrian:Oh, yeah, baby...Take it all!/br
br(Brian playing a video game, just about to win)/br
brGame: Take that, Baka!/br
br(Brian instantly loses, and his memory card formats)/br
brBrian:Damn!/br
br(He hears a noise from outside)/br
brBrian:hmm..wonder what that is?/br
br(he climbs out onto a nearby tree, sees the girls from the house in the hot spring)/br
brBrian: ooh, baby! (unfastens his pants) (drops them)/br
brBrian:Dammit.../br
br(hears the tree begin to break)/br
brBrian:Mommie...(The tree falls into the girls' bath)/br
brAll:AAAAAH!!!!!/br
br(all the girls look at him)/br
brNaru:Wow...quite a piece you're packing, baka...care to show us how you use it?/br
br(Brian grins) Sure, baby! (exposes himself)/br
br(Motoko smacks him, hard)/br
brMotoko:Not that, fool! The Tree! Show us how you survived!/br
brNarrator:And so, Brian was forced to demonstrate his prowess at surviving great falls, and other things, and was always used for the girls at Baka house for training, among other things...which will come as soon as FF.net allows posting of lemonish content./br
brUntil then, Adios!/br
br(not a place, but a time out of mind)/br
brDisclaimer: I own EXACTLY one of these characters, namely the Man In Black. All others are owned by various people, and are not mine. As stated previously, all characters are © their respective owners, which is NOT me./br
brShinji stood next to Gourry, "bigsweating" heavily. The two redheads were busy going at it, trying to settle who caused the mess they were both, literally, in. Both were, by this point, covered in mud, missing various pieces of clothing, which left very little to the imagination. Gourry was standing there, patiently waiting for Lina to win, so that he could continue to find a way home with her. /br
br"Die, you pompous twit!"/br
br"After you,snobby bitch!"/br
brShinji thought to himself "Thank God Kensuke isn't here..."/br
brAnd the fight raged on./br
brSome hours later, after much slinging of mud and clothing, Gourry managed to separate them, whilst Shinji gathered clothes. After his encounter with Rei, it didn't seem so bad./br
brAnother few hours later.../br
Lina and gourry sat on one side of the fire, while Asuka and Shinji sat on the other. Both ladies were wrapped in some towels, and their clothes were drying a few meters away. Both girls still had hatred in their eyes, but the sheer anger and rage that had been there was gone./br
brShinji spoke first./br
br"So, Lina, what were you doing at the time you got transported?"/br
brGourry spoke first./br
br"We were trying to get away from-"/br
brLina smacked him, then started over speaking./br
br"We were trying to get to somewhere to sleep for the night, and we found we had no money. I began to perform for the locals, trying to raise some money, and then we were whooshed away to here." she finished lightly./br
br"Oh" Shinji said./br
br"So, what about you? Why are you two here?" The magical redhead asked./br
brShinji replied "well, we were-"/br
brAsuka cut him off./br
br"We were fighting, and suddenly everything went dark. We woke up here." She said bluntly./br
brLina looked at her./br
brAsuka looked at Lina./br
brShinji looked at Gourry./br
brGourry was asleep./br
brSuddenly, our intrepid group of adventurers hears a strange noise./br
br"What was that?" asked Shinji/br
br"Hell if I know, baka!" exclaimed Asuka./br
br"GOURRY!!!" Lina yelled./br
brSuddenly, something pounced out of the woods./br
br"AAH!!!!"/br
brEnd Chapter Three/br
brBONUS OMAKE THEATRE!/br
brWelcome to Omake Theatre, the humorous, revengeful part of this fanfic./br
brToday's Episode:/br
brLove Bean-a/br
brPoor Beanster...he's not been getting much, since the first installment of this fic. Let's help him out a bit.../br
br(Brian is at his desk, thinking up something to draw)/br
brBrian:Man...I am sooooo WASTED after that orgy...what a night!/br
br(Suddenly, the ominous e-mail icon starts flashing)/br
brBrian:Hmm...wonder what that is? (clicks it)/br
brVoice:Welcome to Hell! You've got mail!/br
brBrian:hmm...what is this? I now own Baka house? Yee-hah!/br
brNarrator:And so he left all his family and friends behind, and moved to Japan, to inherit Baka house, an all female college housing complex. But, things weren't as rosy as they first appeared.../br
brNaru:Clean the house, slave!/br
brBrian:I'm no slave...I'm Beanster, Master of this house! And you must be my sex-starved maid, ne?/br
br(Naru smacks the living hell out of him)/br
brBrian:Wah!/br
brNarrator:So, Brian began his stint in what was detineed to become one of the strangest and oddly most satisfying jobs of his life./br
brBrian:Oh, yeah, baby...Take it all!/br
br(Brian playing a video game, just about to win)/br
brGame: Take that, Baka!/br
br(Brian instantly loses, and his memory card formats)/br
brBrian:Damn!/br
br(He hears a noise from outside)/br
brBrian:hmm..wonder what that is?/br
br(he climbs out onto a nearby tree, sees the girls from the house in the hot spring)/br
brBrian: ooh, baby! (unfastens his pants) (drops them)/br
brBrian:Dammit.../br
br(hears the tree begin to break)/br
brBrian:Mommie...(The tree falls into the girls' bath)/br
brAll:AAAAAH!!!!!/br
br(all the girls look at him)/br
brNaru:Wow...quite a piece you're packing, baka...care to show us how you use it?/br
br(Brian grins) Sure, baby! (exposes himself)/br
br(Motoko smacks him, hard)/br
brMotoko:Not that, fool! The Tree! Show us how you survived!/br
brNarrator:And so, Brian was forced to demonstrate his prowess at surviving great falls, and other things, and was always used for the girls at Baka house for training, among other things...which will come as soon as FF.net allows posting of lemonish content./br
brUntil then, Adios!/br
