AN: I decided to have some other the children named now since they already know the genders thanks to the Sorting Hats incredible intelligence. Oh yeah and silly me but it's very important that you know that Snape is pregnant with Hermione's daughter. He wasn't too happy about that. This chapter's Beta: SenaKD. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. It belongs to the extremely talented J. K. Rowling.
September 10th 1995
End of week one
A few days had passed since the fifth year Gryffindor and Slytherin students had found out that they were pregnant. The Gryffindors had all gotten over the fact that they were pregnant and were actually excited about. They had all bonded over the fact that they were pregnant and were currently sitting in the common room talking about baby names.
"Ron and I would like to name our daughter Lilyana, which means Lily, for my mother and we've decided to give her the middle name Molly after Ron's mum" Harry Potter told them. The girls all thought that this was incredibly sweet the boys rolled their eyes at them but secretly they thought that it was sweet too. Ron Weasley and Neville Longbottom had decided that they would each name a twin. Ron named one Owen and gave him the middle name Arthur after his dad. Neville had named the other Ewen Frank giving him the middle name Frank to honour his own father. Neville had chosen to name his daughter that he was having by Crabbe without the Slytherins involvement.
"I've given her the first name Alixia which is kind of similar to Alice, my mum and I've decided to give her the middle name Frances" he told his friends. They all agreed that these were good names. Hermione Granger then announced;
"I've decided to name my daughter Madonna" Harry looked at her in disbelief.
"Really Hermione?" he asked raising an eyebrow.
"What!?" Hermione said defensively "I like her music" The other Gryffindors just looked on in confusion until Hermione told them that Madonna was a muggle singer.
"What middle name have you given her?" Parvati Patil asked. Hermione smiled.
"Jean, after my mother and it's my middle name too" she said.
"That's nice" Lavender Brown agreed.
Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas had given their sons Irish names. They had named one Cian and the other one Fallon. Cian's middle name would be Liam and Fallon's middle name would be Michael. That left Lavender and Parvati's choices. They had decided to give the twins that Parvati was having the names Sarika and Sohalia. Sarika's middle name would be Suri and Sohalia's middle name would be Jasminda. They decided together to name the girl that Lavender was having Nila and had given her the middle name Helen after Lavender's mother.
"Have you and Draco decided on any names for the boy he's having?" Seamus asked Harry.
"Yes actually we have…" Harry answered "…we've decided to name him Bastian James"
Harry and Draco Malfoy were the only Gryffindor and Slytherin pair to name their child together. Hermione and Neville were both pregnant by Slytherins and had not included in them in the naming process. This was fair enough seeing as how Hermione didn't like Pansy Parkinson and Neville was terrified of the bully Vincent Crabbe.
"Do you think Snape will let you help name the daughter you're having together?" Lavender asked Hermione. Hermione sighed.
"I don't know…" she admitted "…he was pretty upset when he found out that it was me he was pregnant by" Harry and Ron put comforting arms around her.
"Well you did get to name the child you're having" Ron pointed out.
"Yeah" Harry sniggered "even if you did name her Madonna." Hermione pouted and smacked him over the head. Harry rubbed the back of his head and said quickly "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Hermione folded her arms looking quite pleased with herself. Harry continued to rub the back of his head. Hermione had hit him really hard. He decided not to mention it though as she would only say he deserved it for teasing her.
The talk soon turned to all the incidents, both the embarrassing and the amusing that had happened throughout their first week of pregnancy. Everyone's favourite had been when Harry projectile vomited all over Professor Umbridge or 'The Bitch', as everyone was calling her, behind her back. It was a moment that would be forever ingrained in the memories of the fifth year Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs, who had Defence Against the Dark Arts with them. Harry and Umbridge had gotten into one of their, by now famous, arguments. Umbridge had tried to say that Cedric Diggory, who had been murdered after the Tri-Wizard Tournament just last year, had died in an accident. This had made Harry extremely furious.
"It wasn't an accident! Volde-" Harry had started to say and then without warning he opened his mouth and hurled all over Umbridge's hideous pink clothing. Now, sitting in the common room, the Gryffindors had all laughed.
"The Bitch deserved it," Dean said.
"Dean!" Hermione cried, not because of saying that Umbridge deserved it but because she disapproved of his swearing.
"Well she is a bitch," Seamus sniggered. "I wonder how long it took her to get it all out of that horrible outfit she was wearing" he speculated and the other Gryffindors sniggered as well. They continued to talk for a while before they became too tired to continue. As funny as Harry throwing up on Umbridge had been they were all feeling rather nauseous. They went off to their different dormitories, closed the curtains and fell asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillows.
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