A/N: And finally, chapter three! This one's the shortest of the bunch! Hope you like it!

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"Uuuugghh…." Drew groaned, opening his eyes to find himself lying on a bed. "Where am I?" He mumbled.

"Hey, Drew! We're back at Ash's house. Mrs. Ketchum drove us home. Are you feeling better?" May smiled at him, brushing some hair out of his eyes.

"Yeah, I'm fine." He growled, shoving a pillow over his face. "….Can't believe I fainted…."
May laughed. "Oh, Drew! It was no big deal! Some people just….crack under pressure! Speaking of 'cracking'….hehe…." She gave an evil grin. "Poor Professor Oak…"

"I killed him?!" Drew shot up, eyes wide.

"No you idiot! You just gave him a sore back! Chill out, would ya?!" She whacked him on the arm.

"Hey! Yeesh, sorry! Just 'cause I overreact a little doesn't mean you have to punch me!"
"Uh, a little?" May gave him a skeptical look. "Drew, you leaped onto a defenseless old man, beat him up, and then when he got mad at you, you passed out! How's that for overreacting!"
"You suck! I'd been trying to forget about that….." Drew crossed his arms, pouting.

"Come on, Drew! Lighten up! If it helps, we won the dare game!"
He brightened. "We did?!"

May grinned proudly. "Well, only 'cause Ash was stupid and recorded over part of their tape, but still!"
Drew nodded. "Good! So all that humiliation was worth it!"
"Yup!" May laughed, giving Drew a light kiss on the cheek.

Drew turned and kissed May full on the lips.

She threw her arms around Drew's neck, deepening the embrace when suddenly they were interrupted as a voice startled them apart.

"Yo! Get a room, you freaks of nature!"

"What the hell was that?" May looked around, confused.

"Oh my God!" Drew rolled his eyes, groaning. "Steven! Leave us alone! Go bug Ash and Misty!"

He threw a pillow at the controller, which was situated on a nearby chair.

"Drew, what are you talking about? It was probably just Ash or--!"

Suddenly, May froze as Steven twitched to life and hopped off the chair.

"Fine! You can suck face all day for all I care! Later, losers!" With that, Steven proceeded to angrily storm out the door.

May blinked. "Dreeewww….tell me that didn't just happen…"
Drew chuckled nervously. "Yeah, uh, sorry about that. Heh, damn guitar thinks he owns the place. Well, I guess he was still mad at you for yellin' at him earlier."

Shaking her head, May sighed. "Y'know, normally, I would be freaked out to no end, but after the past couple days I've had….I'm strangely okay with it! I mean, talking guitars? I say bring 'em on, baby!" She laughed giddily, throwing her arms up.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about!" Drew smiled before their lips crashed together once more.

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"Dammit, Ash! You should've let me do the filming! Then we might've won!" Misty glared at him.

The two were sitting on Ash's front porch doing what they did best, arguing.

"It's not my fault, Misty! The stupid thing wouldn't play back or rewind right! Anyone could've screwed it up!"
"Urgh, whatever! I'm not speaking to you!" She turned her back to him.

"Fine!" He did the same. A second later, he turned back. "Okay, this no-talking thing isn't working for me…"

Sighing, Misty turned around as well. "Ash, nothing works for you."

"You're right." He groaned, falling onto his back. "I mean, this was supposed to be a fun, exciting vacation, but everything we did just turned into an insane, chaotic mess!"

"Well, I had fun, Ash." Said Misty as she looked up at the sky.

"No you didn't. You're just saying that. You can never live with me again, remember?" He grumbled.

"Yeah, but when we weren't arguing, I was seriously having an awesome time!"

Sitting up, Ash raised an eyebrow. "Really? You sure all the craziness wasn't too much for you to handle?"

Misty scoffed. "Psh no way! I can handle anything!" She smirked, using Ash's quote from earlier. "Besides, that's just what happens when you're in love with the great Ash Ketchum!"

Smiling sweetly, she kissed him on the lips.

"Very true!" Ash grinned too before kissing her back.

The two were just starting to get into it when, of course, who showed up but….Steven!

"Alright! Enough of the marshmallow fluff! It's all very cute! Now, could you punks move it and let me through? I've seen enough PDA in the last five minutes to last me a lifetime! Sheesh!"

Ash and Misty pulled apart.

"Steven?!" Ash exclaimed.

The guitar shook with agitation. "Yeah, yeah, it's me. I can talk. Drew was right all along. Let's all cheer. Now could you seriously stop kissin' for one second so I can get through? First it's Drew and May, then your mother and Professor Oak! I mean really! I'm just tryin' to make it to Vegas!"

With that, Steven moved/hovered/whatever guitars do past Ash and Misty and down the street, grumbling all the way.

They watched in bewilderment until Steven was out of sight.

"Did I just imagine that?" Misty asked, still stunned.

Ash shook his head slowly. "N-No….I heard it too…Steven….S-Steven….he said Professor Oak and my mom were….KISSING! Oh…my…God……" Slumping over, Ash passed out.

Misty sighed exasperatedly. "Pansy…."

THE END!!

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A/N: Hooray! This little series is DONE! WOOT! I had SOOO much fun writing these stories! Well actually I have fun writing all my stories….but that's beside the point! I hope you enjoyed this, and I very much appreciate reviews! Thanks for reading! Laterrrr!! ;D