This is my edited version. Enjoy the fixes!!

Anyways, it's story time!

Anime Questions Answered

QUESTION: Why do some anime characters get sweat drops, chibi/deformed and those crossed veins? What happens to them?

"Dududududududu we're traveling!!" InuYasha, Sango, (the damned alive) Miroku, Shippo and Kirara sweat dropped.

"OSUWARI!" InuYasha already weighed down by his sweat drop fell into the ground.

"Why?" he cried with the sweat drop and crossed veins across his face.

"You were being mean!" Another sweat drop fell down Sango's, Miroku's and InuYasha's faces.

"B-but-t how can you sit me?" InuYasha asked as he was suddenly super deformed AKA chibi. The two sweat drops and crossed vein were still upon his chubby, deformed face.

"Shouldn't those be gone by now?" Sango asked Miroku. Miroku shrugged.

"OOH YOU ARE SO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed in sudden joy. Twitchy marks appeared on InuYasha's forehead. She glomped InuYasha and he surprisingly couldn't escape; going chibi makes one weak and pussy-like.

Another, much larger than the others, sweat drop slid down InuYasha's shocked forehead.

"YOU JERK!" Kagome cried as she hit him over the head with a mallet that had suddenly surfaced from within her bag. "YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT KIKYOU!!"

Several lumps appeared on top of the other, and a Band-Aid covered one cheek. Now crossed veins, sweat drops, twitchy marks, lumps, and a Band-Aid covered InuYasha's face, and he was still in Chibi form. InuYasha could barely move he was so heavy with anime expressions.

Then Koga randomly showed up. "Kagome, my love, whom I will someday get really drunk and marry by force, hey."

"……uhhh, hi Kouga!" Kagome replied cheerfully, unaware of everything Kouga had said. It's because she's –you know- spacey. InuYasha sweat dropped at Kagome's spaceiness (pardon the spelling) and cross-veined at the "stupid wolf." The extra weight of those expressions gave him a neck ache he took out on Koga. …or tried to…. Yeah tried to.

"Stupid mutt!" Kouga easily kicked InuYasha into the ground because of the extra "anime expression" weight.

"Damned wolf!!!" Ohhh, it was on! Their terrible name-calling fight would ring down the eras, being told to every girl and boy! How exciting.

"InuYasha…..OSUWARI! O-SU-WAR-I!!!" Well, it was good while it lasted.

"Ow! Ow! Ahhhh ahh!! Oh my God!!" A swinging tear attached to each of his eyes. "Stop sitting me," he yelled after standing up and then crashing into the ground.

"InuYasha, I'm not." Kouga grew bored as Kagome wasn't paying any attention and he left. Trying to stand again InuYasha had another crossed vein.

"Of course you are wench!!!" Duh, Kagome.

"Well I felt sorry and wasn't going to for a while but now-"

"Uhhh… Kagome."

"OSUWARI!!!" InuYasha crashed through the ground all the way to the earth's core.

"Pretty lights! Ow Pretty lights ow! The Pretty lights burrnnnnnnnn!!!!!" The pretty lights –as you can tell- hurt him but they were so pretty…he had to touch them… And they burned him alive…

So Kouga came back, got Kagome crunk (oh yeahhhh, Sake), carried her off, and married her while she was absolutely shit-faced. InuYasha hung out in hell with Kikyou, and both he and Kagome were totally miserable.

Yatta!

ANSWER: They –meaning the characters- get mad, sad, desperate, hurt or embarrassed and fall into the earth's core.

If anyone can tell me how to properly spell (this spelling isn't it for all you smart ones out there) "Spaceiness" (spacey + -ness) I will love you forever.

And for those who care the next chapter's question is……..

"What the hell is up with alternate pairings that will never happen?"