Well, here's the third chapter you all have been waiting for. hopfully it's better than the last two. read and enjoy


After about an hour of beating the crap out of Kagami we decided to get sleeping arrangements ready. We went up to Kagami's room to change into PJ's to get comfy. Kagami gave me one of her sister's older shirts. I held it up in front of me, grinning at the size.

"Kagamin, I don't think this will stay on me long." Kagami spun around with a light blush on her cheeks.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" I hold up the shirt in front of me, proving to her that the size of it wouldn't stay on my torso for very long.

"Your sisters do have big boo-"

"Don't even finish that sentence!" Kagami screamed. She looked through her closet for a while before throwing me another shirt. "Here, this should fit you without falling off your shoulders." The shirt she had given me was indeed much smaller than her sister's.

"Aww, but all this proves is that you have smaller boo-" A smack on my head cut off my sentence.

"That shirt was from two years ago!" Her blush had turned a darker shade of pink.

"kagamin, you don't have to prove to me that you have big…assets, I'm just worried that your boyfriend will have nothing to grab." Yet again, another smack to the back of the head was, indeed, in order.

"Shut up! I will NEVER do something like that with a boy." Kagami shook her head; apparently she didn't fully understand what she just said.

"So you'd rather do that with a girl instead." My grin just got bigger by the second. Kagami's face was now fully red.

"I-I never said that! Shut up, get dressed!" She then stomped out of the room, her clothes in hand. I laugh, knowing she will later try to make me forget what she had said. After I got changed I went downstairs to see what we were going to have for dinner, where Kagami was wondering the same thing.

"And once again the monster, that we call Kagami's stomach, is on the prowl for food!" I say throwing my hands in the air with a smile on my face. And as you can guess, she smacked me in the head. "Jesus, one of these days you're gonna kill me, you know that don't you?" I say as I rub my head.

"You mean you're driving me to kill you, you always start it." Kagami opened up one of the cupboards, showing a pack of instant ramen. She sighed and grabbed two packs. "This will do."

"But Kagami, you grabbed two; don't I get any?" My head got another bump to and to the collection.

"It'll be a good night if you are able to keep your mouth shut." Kagami walks past me and starts heating up the noodles. How such a beauty can be so violent is forever a mystery to me.

"Hmm." I hum quietly while looking over Kagami. She stared at me, having no clue what I was doing.

"Great, what NOW?" She placed her hands on her hips, growing impatient.

"I'm trying to figure out how you got a boyfriend without my knowing." I placed my hand on my chin in deep thought. 'Because you should belong to me.' Kagami blushes bright red.

"Um…it just sort of happened, you know? I can't really explain it." She looked away from me, refocusing her gaze upon the steaming noodles.

"Really? Or is it all just a cover up from whomever you really like?" Shit, now I just should've kept my mouth shut. Kagami shot me a glance that made me freeze with fear.

"….Yeah, sometimes you have to let go of the person who doesn't love you back." Kagami took out the noodles and drained them. What am I suppose to say? 'Who is that person?' She might just really kill me if I ask that.

"The noodles might…never mind." I wasn't sure if it was safe to tease her about handling instant noodles, even though the way she drained them was completely weird.

"Might explode, be poisoned, taste bad; Konata, I know all your food jokes when it involves me making something." Kagami shook her head in amusement. I sigh.

"No, I was going to say the noodles might pore over, which they just did because you were pouring them really weird." I pointed to the noodles, now in the sink. Kagami took a step back in disbelief.

"N-No way! I just screwed up INSANT ramen, how is that even humanly possible? Today is not my day." She face palmed her face. I couldn't help but laugh at her failure. "Like you haven't screwed something that's easy to do!" (I didn't feel like adding the "up", just to make things better.) Kagami pointed a finger at me trying to put me on the spot.

"That's what she said!" (Lately everyone has been saying that to me, so I wanted to add that annoying phrase in here ) Now it was my turn to point my finger at Kagami, who stood there completely dumbfounded. She then started to laugh along with me, almost rolling on the floor laughing.

She tried to control her laughter so she could speak. "W-Where, haha, did you…hear that?"

"The internet is an amazing source for stupid things." I sit at the kitchen table to try to calm my muscles from laughing too much. Kagami joined me soon after.

"That explains the source where you and Tsukasa learn things." Kagami shook her head in amusement. I gasped, trying to sound convincing.

"Kagami~n, that hurt, and maybe Tsukasa did learn a few things from the internet…like what country she lives in! Hahahahaha!" Kagami and I burst into uncontrollable laughter, but at the same time trying to feel guilty about degrading her younger twin, but couldn't.

*At Miyuki's*

"Achoo!" Tsukasa lurched forward from the force her sneeze made. Miyuki patted the girl's back. "That had a lot of force; I hope I didn't catch a cold."

The pink haired girl looked at her in thought for awhile. "Well there are other reasons for your sneezing." Tsukasa looked at her in interest, wanting the long haired girl to continue. "Well, one reason could be that something, like a dust particle, made the hair in your nose brush against each other, and therefore tickling the inside of your nose. And the second….is well, sort of like a myth…"

"What would that be Yuki-chan?" Tsukasa looked like a curious puppy exploring a new area.

"If someone is talking about you behind your back, you sneeze. So maybe you sneezed because Kagami-san and Konata-san were just talking about you without your knowing." Miyuki looked at the girl, waiting for her response.

"What would Sis and Kona-chan want to say about me without me knowing?" Tsukasa was completely clueless to the ways of gossip and rumors. Miyuki sighed.

"Maybe the fact that you're such an airhead…." Miyuki spoke under her breath.

"Huh?" Tsukasa hadn't heard what Miyuki had said about her.

Miyuki snapped back to her normal self quickly. "I said, maybe the fact that you're such a caring person." So Miyuki was laying the icing kind of thick, but at the moment they were baking cookies and Miyuki wanted to taste Tsukasa's homemade sugar cookies.

"Oh, well thank you Sis and Kona-chan where ever you are!" Tsukasa yelled into the empty house. "Let's take out the cookies, Yuki-chan!"


I don't know when I will be uploading next because i'm in driving school on tuesdays and thursdays, bowling practice on mondays and wesndays, then bowling every saturday, and sunday is my homework day; god I hate school! but the good news is that I might be able to type chapters up during my studyhalls in school IF I don't get caught, so see you next month...or whenever bowling is over, and maybe during my studyhalls!