I sat awkwardly in the oversized lazy boy chair in mudoc's study, watching as he paced back and forth across the large span of windows, mumbling under his breath. I suppose he was trying to come up with an explanation as to why I couldn't be his daughter, it was kind of creepy watching him do that.

" okay so, your saying I'm your daddy, do you have any proof?"

"well I've got a birth certificate, and also I met one of your fans and did a DNA test on the saliva she collected from you, and I did a side by side comparison test and found that we have a 70% similarity rate, in physical features."

"well aren't you a little smart ass?"

"yup I got it from you"

"well listen just because you found me doesn't mean I care infact-"

"listen, I'm starting to think I don't wanna be here either honestly, but even so, I've got favors to fill, and that's why I'm staying"

"WHOAH whoah, no no no no no, no way, is that happening, we've got no room, no time, so no you have to leave"

"that'd be great but my boat sank"

"what boat?"

"exactly, so I'll sleep on the couch get on with my business you wont even know I'm here eh?"

"look your starting to piss me off, so I'm gonna make this easy-"

"MURDOC!!! Your outta soda pop!"

I turned around to see a thin little blue haired man with hallow eyes walk in from the lift

"I thought I told you to stay in your room"

"I'm not a prisoner mudz"

"you are when I tell you to stay in your F*&%ing room!!!"

"who's that?"

"huh?"

They both turned to look back at me and I waved to the blue haired man as he was being choked by Murdoc

"um hi, I'm bubbles"

"ugh its embarrassing" said murdoc with a grimace

"I think its kind of cute, actually I knew someone named bubbles once…"

"my mum was a power puff girls enthusiast" I said with a giggle, he laughed along with me

"my name is Stuart, but uhh, you can call me 2-D" he smiled a toothless grin

"OKAY GREAT YOU TWO ARE ALL LOVEY NOW!!! But can we get to the point at hand?!?! We need her off this island!!"

"I'm not going anywhere!"

"you didn't gas her?"

"NO!"

"I came here to find him myself"

"why the hell would you do that?"

"she's just a fan-"

"I'm his daughter!"

"…what?"

2D stared wide eyed at me, apparently stunned that I was this green man's flesh and blood.

"but it cant be… I tried so hard to make sure this wouldn't happen…"

"what?"

"huh?"

"you were on the doorstep of Kong studio's when you were just a baby, there was a letter and it said who you were and everything."

Slowly, 2D pulled a crinkled piece of yellow paper, with murdoc's name scrawled on it

"Gimme that!!!"

Murdoc pulled the letter roughly out of 2D's hand, and began to read it aloud

"dear murdoc, I'm not telling you who I am cause you'll just bring this kid back to me, anyway, its your problem now"

Murdoc look up at 2D with rage in his eyes

"you came with your birth certificate and everything, so I took you to the orphanage that day, I knew it was best."

"and you didn't even tell me?" growled murdoc

"no, I did what I knew was the right thing to do, and took her to safety, you wouldn't have even cared…"

"WELL THAT SURE WAS A SMART MOVE ASSHOLE!!!! DON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH ME JUST GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE, YEAH GREAT IDEA!!!!"

"WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE? TAKEN HER IN BE A GOOD DAD? I SURE AS HEL DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!"

"WELL HOW DO YOU KNOW? I DIDN"T EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO LOOK AT HER AND YOU JUST DICIDE TO TAKE IT ON YOURSELF TO MAKE MY DICISIONS FOR ME!!!!"

"HOW COULD YOU?!? THE DAY I FOUND HER WAS THE DAY YOU DICIDED TO GET SO FRIGGEN DRUNK THAT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TATTOO ON YOUR ASS!!! FROM A HOBO!!!!!"

"SHUT UP, YOU two just… shut up…"

I don't usually speak so harshly, but I'd finally gotten sick of it, and… I knew I made the mistake of coming.