VanillexSerah
Vanille: Serah... you haven't been to the beach in a long time, have you?
Serah: No... I don't have the time anymore. I need to help Light around the house. She takes care of me so much...
Vanille: Huh?
Serah: My sister, Lightning. She's the breadwinner of the family. I haven't gotten my degree in teaching yet, so right now I just cook and clean at home to prepare for Light. She's such a hard worker.
Vanille: What does she do?
Serah: She works in the military. My sister... she's very strict.
Vanille: Sounds like a hard life.
*the two are silent for a few moments*
Vanille: You must be stressed.
Serah: To be honest, I am. I'm not sure if I'll be able to pass the exam so I can teach basic elementary school math to my students.
Vanille: Sounds like you could use a massage...
Serah: Vanille! What are you doing?
Vanille: Ssshh... just be quiet and relax into this...
CaiusxChocolina
*Caius walks into Valhalla*
Chocolina: IT'S CHOCOBOCOLINA!
Caius: Who are you to stand in my way? I'm here to slay the goddess. Begone!
Chocolina: I'm Chocolina, super time-traveling salesgirl!
Caius: Ugh... telemarketers are getting even worse now days...
Chocolina: If you buy these GYASHL GREENS right now, I'll even throw in a free TOP HAT and a TOILET PAPER COUPON!
Caius: Look... I don't need any equipment. All I need is my long, thick sword, filled with raging power...
Chocolina: Ooolalala, I sure like the sound of that, chocogator!
Caius: ...
Chocolina: Psst... wanna' see what i got in my tent over there?
Caius: ...I'll indulge myself for a bit...
*Caius and Chocolina walk into the tent*
YeulxNoel
*Yeul's eyes flash brightly*
Noel: Yeul! What's wrong? Don't tell me you're having visions again!
Yeul: It's Caius...
Noel: What's happened to Caius?
Yeul: He's in Valhalla... trapped alone, with a woman...
Noel: It must be Lightning!
Yeul: No, not Lightning... this woman is a professional stripper, dressed only in the feathers of a chocobo.
Noel: What.
*Yeul continues seeing the vision*
Yeul: Oh god, that's disgusting! No, Caius don't do that! Holy s*** I can't believe what I just saw.
Noel: What happened?
Yeul: Dear lord, this is worse than watching tentacle porn...
Noel: Can I help you, Yeul?
Yeul: Oh my gosh, I need to get that terrible image out of my head.
Noel: Sure.
*Noel carries Yeul into a hot bath and they both strip*
Yeul: Ah, that's much better...
VanillexFang
Vanille: Fang! I had been looking for you!
Fang: And I have been searching for you as well... how is your brand?
*Fang rips off Vanille's clothes*
Fang: Hmm... you have time. Not much, though.
Vanille: Fang... do you think... we should tell the others about our plan?
Fang: You mean our plan to turn into Ragnarok and save the world at the last possible moment when everyone is in total despair and honestly believes they are going to die a horrible death?
Vanille: Yeah, that one.
Fang: Nah, let's keep it to ourselves ;)
Vanille: Oh, you're so kinky!
Fang: You know, that's not the only thing I've been keeping for ourselves...
*Fang strips*
Vanille: Oh, Fang! But won't the other ones hear us?
Fang: Don't worry, Hope casts Dazega on all of them. They're all dozing off right now.
Vanille: What about Hope?
Fang: Well...
*Fang opens up her lance and reveals a camera*
Vanille: You're going to record us... with that camera...
Fang: Yes. Don't worry; we'll just sell it on the internet as DLC.
Vanille: You're so kinky!
*Vanille hugs Fang and they fall upon the ground, rolling in the dirt as they have hot nasty love
