May adjusted her green Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt that cost at least one-hundred dollars as she and her entire fucking family went to their high school.

"Inigo Montoya loves May, he'll do anything for May, including kill the man who killed his father, who should be prepared to die," Inigo Montoya dramatically spoke upon kissing May's hand in Inigo Montoya fashion. "MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, NOW BE PREPARED TO DIE!!!!"

"Ummm, honey?" May whispered into his ear. "You're doing it again."

"Inigo Montoya is sorry, he get's worked up when talking about his father again," Inigo started staring into the ceiling with his hand held high in a fist, "INIGO MONTOYA WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!!!!"

"That's great honey, you just keep staring into the sky," May wandered off to leave Inigo Montoya where he was at.

May walked through the hallways with every single guy looking at her and fap, fap, fapping whenever she walked by. "Hi, Roxas. How're you doing?"

"Hoe du u tink im doihng," Roxas whimpered sexily. His best friend Axel, who changed his name to Vampire Buttfuck for some reason, was massaging his shoulders gently with Hot Topic brand, goffick body cream. "i wisth i wass nott eh vampiee becuz ever1 tinks im is soo secksy."

"Don't worry Roxas," Vampire Buttfuck slapped Roxas's ass. "Because both of are vampires, we can suck the blood out each other's boner when you take it up the ass from my four inch dick."

"Annd u cannns suux mi dix two, write?"

"No, but we can still do penis hi-fives."

"Yaaaaaaaayyyzzzzzz."

"Well I guess you two are fine doing your own thing right? I'll just hang out with Riku then." May announced as she walked away from the now penis hi-fiving couple of Roxas and Vampire Buttfuck.