Camera Girl: Ready?
Robin: Er..*finishes strapping down war helmet, satchel, gloves, rubber ducky floaty on waist, while also holding Cyclonis' staff*. Yes, now I am.
Camera Girl: Lights! Camera! Action!
Robin: Hello, and welcome back to… ATMOSIA'S GREATEST TALKSHOW!
*Live Audience Claps*
Robin: *smiles* I'd like to give a big thank you to all the people who sent in reviews. BUT lets not diddle-daddle. Let's bring back our guests! *Pulls out crystal from satchel and squeezes it*
*Chairs appear and rearrange themselves in a semi-circle facing the audience and the camera. From left to right; Radarr, Junko, Finn, Stork, Aerrow, Dark Ace, Piper, and a few metres farther from them is Cyclonis. Ropes are already wrapped around everyone*
*Crowd goes crazy*
Robin: Let's welcome the Storm Hawks! Dark Ace! And Master Cyclonis!
Stork: Nice outfit.
Robin: *Smiles bashfully* Why thank you for noticing.
Junko: Why are you wearing all that stuff anyway?
Finn: Yeah? Makes you look like a pile of junk.
Robin: *Scowls at Finn* If you must know, this is my armour.
Stork:*gulps* What exactly do you need the armour for?
Robin: Let me explain. For this particular episode, I will remove your bonds.
Finn: Sweeeeet!Robin: On one condition. As long as you behave.
Storm Hawks: *Nod their heads in agreement*
Dark Ace: But what if we don't behave?
Robin: Let me remind you I have Cyclonis' staff. *Waves staff in his face* And my Camera Girl has your sword.
*Dark Ace looks at Camera Girl who pulls out his sword and activates it, all while smiling devilishly at him.*
Robin: And we've been practicing.
Dark Ace: Oh please. I could over throw you even without a weapon.
Robin: *Voice becomes demonic and is surrounded by red glow* Don't forget, I brought you back. And I could just as easily undo what I did.
Dark Ace: *gulps* You know I love it here! Really, best show ever! I would never want to leave. It's great. *Smiles nervously*
Robin: I know. Now. I shall remove your bonds. *Pulls out blue crystal and squeezes*
*Everyone's bonds disappear except for Cyclonis'*
Cyclonis: Aren't you forgetting something?!
Robin: No.
Cyclnis: *growls* My bonds?!
Robin: OHHH! You actually thought I was going to take away your bonds.*laughs* Oh that's rich.
Cyclonis: Argh !! *Yells in frustration*
Robin: I don't trust you. I know you'll run away.
Cyclonis: *narrows eyes threateningly*
Robin: Oh and thanks for the staff. *twirls staff*
Cyclonis: ARGH!!!!!!!
Finn: Someone's moody today.
Robin: Anyway, Le-
Aerrow: *Looking around* -Where's Starling?
Robin: Oh. Yeah. British Girl. Well, no one asked her any questions, so I didn't bother bringing her.
Stork: Lucky.
Robin: Now. Moving on. Our first question. Camera girl, drum roll please.
Camera Girl: Why did I ever volunteer for this? *Mumbles to herself*
Robin: Camera girl! I'm waiting.
Camera Girl: *rolls eyes and starts drumming on her knees.*
Robin: *Pulls out envelope from satchel (which by the way is a handy-dandy purse) and unfolds it and begins to read off it.* This one is from Gatomon Fan 7.
Cyclonis: Great. This one again. *sarcasm*
Finn: Wait, is this the dude (er or Dudette) who called Cyclonis cliché?
Robin: *Nods head* Anyway. Gatomon writes:
LOL! Was that ever funny or was it funny?!
Robin: Oh it was funny!
Aerrow: They don't really give you much of a choice, do they?
Robin: *Continues reading*
I guess I'll be expecting a visit! HAHHAA! Goodluck trying to get near me Cyclonis XD
Cyclonis: I don't need luck. Once I'm free I am going to-
Robin: Cyclonis! Assaulting reviewers isn't tolerated! What ever you do to Gatomon, I'll unless on you ten fold!
Camera Girl: *face/palms* You've been watching too much Avatar…Robin: Shush! *continues reading*
I'm sorry about that -
Robin: *Interrupts herself* -Don't be sorry.
okay I have a question for I know you are paranoid about everything but isn't it unhealthy to be constantly scared and cautious? I mean you've gotta let loose sometimes.
Stork: *Offended* I'm not paranoid about everything. And I believe you are confusing scared with cautious. It's not unhealthy to be constantly cautious. There is nothing wrong with being cautious! Most people just aren't cautious enough. And look where it gets them!
Robin: …gets them where?
Stork: Usually? Eaten. And for the record, I have, how you say, let loose.
Finn: Yeah. Like the time he totally took on the Kraken!
Camera Girl: And don't forget how he totally took down the Raptors when they destroyed the Condor.
Stork: Ughhhh. Don't remind me.
Robin: Okay. I guess he has had some wild moments.
Camera Girl: *Laughs* Robin, speaking of wild moments, remember that time on New Years Eve whe-
Robin: Moving on! *Cheeks turn deep shade of red* *Pulls out another envelope and opens letter* This one comes from Smartkitty314.
well, this is quite amazing!i don't really have any questions right now, but great story so far!
Robin: Why thank you.
Camera Girl: Was it necessary to read that? She didn't have any questions.
Robin: Who cares!
Piper: Story? I thought this was live.
Robin: Umm. Well. It's - uhh. You're sort of- I- well.
Piper: *raises eyebrow questioningly*
Robin: Uhhhhh.
Camera Girl: What she means to say is that this is not only live, but being recorded as a story and published on .
Robin: Yeah! What she said.
Piper: *Doesn't look convinced.*
Robin: Moving on. *Pulls new letter out.* Next one comes in from Diehardstormhawksfan.
Whoops, sorry about the typo. I'll try and be more careful from now - Has Commander Chicken Feather decided on a name yet?
Cyclonis: Why would I care?
Robin: Well, you're his master.
Cyclonis: So?
Camera Girl: Last we saw of him, he was taken away by the Wallop Resistance.
*Silence*
Robin: Then lets bring him in!
*Whips out multi-coloured crystal and Commander Chicken feather appears*
Chicken Feather:*appears sitting in chair and hold out the cards in his hands* AHA! Royal flush- uh? Hey!*stands up suddenly* I was about to win! Do you know how much money was on the table? I was going to be rich! Filthy rich!
*Everyone is looking at him in surprise*
*Robin looks him up and down. He's wearing big studded leather boots. Tight black jeans with a studded belt around his waist. A patchy blue muscle shirt with a big black leather jacket hanging over it. His black sunglasses are hanging on the tip of his noise so you can just see his blue eyes staring at her from under his messy but stylish hair.*Robin: Wow. You're… Gorgeous!
Chicken Feather:*shocked expression turns into smile* I know.
Camera Girl: Are you sure that's Commander Chicken feather?
Chicken feather: What? Don't you dare call me by that wretched name!
Robin: Then what would you have us call you?
Chicken Feather: Scar.
Robin: *smiles dreamily* Scar.
Finn: *rolls eyes* You can't seriously think he's cool!?
Robin: He's not cool. He's hot!
Finn: When did you become such a stud?
Scar: Being taken away by the Wallop resistance really toughened me up.
Aerrow: Uhh. Wow.. ..
Scar: Where am I anyway?
Robin: Atmosia's Greatest Talk show blah blah blah.
Scar: Okay… umm, why am I here?
Robin: To answer some questions from the reviewers.
Scar: What were the questions then? Cause I really need to get back to my game.
Robin: Well, it was if you had decided on a name yet, but you already answered that. So the other questions are…
Aerrow: Wasn't it only one question?
Robin: *turns on him* SHHHH!!! *turns back to Scar* What's you radio signal, terra, address, and stylist's name?
Camera Girl: That's not a question from the review- *cut off by Robin 'shhh-ing' her*
Scar: *Looks up and down in disgust at Robin who's smiling in her goofy war helmet, satchel, gloves, and rubber ducky floaty on her waist * Sorry girl, but I don't give out my information to people who look like you. Especially children.
Robin: *mouth drops open* But- but- bu- *Suddenly gets very angry and face turns red. Aims staff at him and shots at his face. Scar goes flying back and lands on his butt*
Scar: Ahhh! Ouff!
Robin: Have fun at getting back to your poker game from the wastelands! *squeezes multi-coloured crystal and Scar vanishes*
Dark Ace: Rejected!
Robin: *turns on Dark Ace fiercely, staff aim at his head.* Shut your trap!
Cyclonis: *smiles* You'd make a good Talon if you weren't so childish.
Robin: *turns on Cyclonis* Same goes for you, you arrogant cliché witch! And I'm not a child! I'm a young lady!
Camera Girl: Psh. Young lady my butt. Do they have anymore questions?
Cyclonis: I have a question. How many more episodes are you going to have?
Camera Girl: This is only the second.
Cyclonis: Two, too many.
Robin: Shut it Cyclonis! Diehardstormhawksfan also asks…
Everyone- What are your thoughts on coffee?
Finn: I love coffee! Especially that warm tickling sensation that goes through my body when I drink it.
Robin: Ha-Ha-Ha! *starts laughing out loud, everyone gives her weird looks, she slowly stops laughing* Continue…
Finn: Anyway, it gets me really hyped up. But surprisingly I don't have it very often.
Robin: HA! So true.. So true…*everyone looks awkwardly at her* *clears throat* Junko. What do you think of coffee?
Junko: I've never had coffee.
Robin: Sounds bout right. Aerrow?
Aerrow: Well, I'm not really a coffee person. But now and then me and Piper will sit down and have some coffee together.
Robin: *smirks and tries to contain laughter but fails. Laughs for 'bout few minutes* Okay, okay. *stops laughing* Piper? How bout it?
Piper: Yeah, I'm not much of a coffee person too, but like Aerrow said, we sometimes have a coffee together. I usually go for tea.
Robin: *covers her mouth as to not laugh* Ok, Stork?
Stork: No way man. Coffee has caffeine in it- and that can mess with your entire system. I don't sleep enough as it is.
Robin: So typical that you'd say that. Cyclonis? Dark Ace?
Cyclonis: No.
Dark Ace: I like my coffee black.
Radarr: *chirps and raises hand*
Aerrow: I've caught Radarr drinking coffee before. We're not sure where he gets it.
Robin: Now perhaps you'd like to know the secret meaning behind this question.
Everyone else: What?
Robin: Well according to Diehardstormhawksfan, your thoughts on coffee are your same thoughts on kissing! *points at Finn* Its true, because you've like never kissed anyone! *points at Stork* Do you like kissing?
Stork: No. Do you realize how many diseases you could pass on!?
Robin: Okay, the secret meaning works for you. *points at Junko* Sounds 'bout right because you've never kissed anyone. *points at Radarr* You like coffee, and I know the stalker hens have kissed you before so it makes sense. *points at Cyclonis* Of course you'd say no to coffee because you don't seem like the romantic type. *points at Dark Ace* You said you like your coffee black… makes sense…kind of. And finally… *points at you Aerrow and Piper* you guys had the best answer so far!
Piper and Aerrow: *both recall their answers and blush*Robin: You guys said you had a coffee together from time to time, so you've admitted you guys have kissed each other!
Piper: This is bogus! There's no way to prove it. Just because a reviewer said that your thoughts on coffee are the same as thoughts on kissing doesn't make it true!
Robin: Of course it does! All of your answers fit perfectly with the secret meaning!
Aerrow: No they don't! We haven't kissed each other so the reviewer was wrong.
Robin: Ughh… why do you two have to be so troublesome all the time?!
Aerrow and Piper: You're the troublesome one!
Robin: Whatever. I got a laugh out of your answer, and I'm sure the reviewers did too so lets just move on. *pulls note from satchel and begins reading* Next question is from Sapphearceskyy.
did cyclonis and yes JUST cyclonis (no master) miss the Dark ace when she blew him up into smithereens and thought that she would never ever ever see him again?
Cyclonis: Of course I thought I'd never see him again! People don't usually come alive after they're dead.
Robin: Good point. Now did you miss him?
Cyclonis: Miss him!? Weren't you watching? I got a direct hit on him. Right in the chest! Why would you think that I missed him?!
Robin: *face/palm* I don't think that's what they meant.
Cyclonis: *Raises eyebrow*
Camera Girl: You know. Sad that you killed him. Regretted it. Like, wishing you could make him come back.
Cyclonis: Well he is back. He's right across the room from me. Staring. It's kinda creepy. Almost looks like he's crying.
Robin: *looks at Dark Ace* Why are you crying?
Dark Ace: Is that a question from the reviewers? *mumbles, tears pouring out of eyes*
Robin: Well…no.
Dark Ace: Then I don't have to answer it.
Robin: Cyclonis, now imagine that the Dark Ace was still dead-
Dark Ace: *Bursts out sobbing*
Robin: Uh- If he was … you know….would you be missing him?
*silence*
Robin: Well?
Cyclonis: I… don't know.
Robin: Does he not mean anything to you?
Dark Ace: *looking intensely and expectantly at Cyclonis*
Cyclonis: I don't have to answer that! It's not a question from the reviewers.
Robin: *growls* Fine. *Looks at next question*
is Finn a natural blonde? if not, what hair color did he have before and why change it?
Finn: Of course I'm a natural blond! *Does signature move* Chica-Cha!
Stork: *rolls eyes*
Robin: Sure you are. I bet your hairs naturally pink. Moving on. Now there are a few all for Piper now. And might I say, these are some very intelligent question Sapphearceskyy.
what does Piper think Aerrow's most attractive body part is?
*Piper and Aerrow's mouths drop*
Piper: *Blushes*Excuse me!? What kind of question is that!? I thought this was rated T!
Robin: It is a T question…although it depends on your answer.
Aerrow: *shrink into his chair* Oh gawd.
Finn: *bursts out laughing*
Junko: I don't get it.
Stork: You don't want to get it.
Dark Ace: *Stops crying and is chuckling*
Piper:*Eyes widen, blush depends* You're a sick person, you know that?
Robin: Insulting reviewers isn't allowed.
Piper: I was talking about you.
Robin: Oh, just answer the question.
Piper: I-I…
Robin: Well?
Piper: I don't know.
Stork: Just get it over with Piper.
Piper: Uhhh…It's not something I usually think about.
Robin: *smiles* Usually?
Piper: It's not something I think about.
Robin: *sighs* Aerrow, get up here.
Aerrow: Oh please don't bring me into this.
Robin: Aerrow get over here and take off your shirt!Aerrow: What!?
Piper: Oh please no! I've seen enough of the guys as it is.
Robin: Uhh. Aerrow, please. This girl obviously doesn't know what you got going on.
Aerrow: I don't got anything 'going on.' So if you don't mind, I'm find staying right here.
Camera Girl: Leave the poor boy alone, Robin…
Robin: Well, Piper, you have to answer something. We don't have all day you know.
Piper: Fine! His left ear.
*Silence*
Aerrow: My ear?
Robin: His left ear? Why?
Piper: Because … it's nice. *shrugs and smiles*
Robin: You can't just pick something to get it over with and not have a reason. I need a real reason.
Piper: Because…because he listens to me.
Camera Girl: Then why just the left ear?
Piper: Because he only listens to me half of the time.
Robin: Good enough. Moving on.
Piper: Finally. My humiliation is over.
Robin: Oh please. We're just getting started. Next question!
Does she think he's hot?
Piper: *whispers to herself* Why me?
Robin: Just answer.
Piper: *looks over at Aerrow past Dark Ace* Well, I don't know. Hey, Aerrow! What's your temperature?
Robin: HA! Nice try sister! But this reviewer was specific! Full question is and I quote Does she think he's hot? and not temperature wise.
Piper: Argh! Oh come on. Where are the skip buttons!?
Robin: There are no skip buttons.
Piper: The other talk show had skip buttons!Robin: Just answer the question already.
Piper: Ughh. Yeah. Sure. He looks…hot. Can you leave me alone now?
Robin: Nope. Next one for Piper.
and would she ever kiss Aerrow on their first date?
Piper: First date? Where'd you get the idea of a first date?
Finn: Yeah! Who said it's the first?
Aerrow and Piper: Finn!?
Robin: *smiles* The reviewer continues :
which i might add is coming up very soon and i got that from a reliable good source. my imagination.
Robin: They're right, that is reliable.
Camera Girl: No it's not.
Robin: Quiet Camera Girl. No one asked for you opinion.
Camera Girl: No one ever asks for my opinion.
Robin: I wonder why….now Piper. You -
Piper: Must answer the question. I know already. No. I wouldn't. You aren't supposed to kiss on the first date.
Robin: But what if you were dating and you couldn't help yourselves and your feelings got out of control and-
Piper: But dating is kind of pointless. Not that I'm dating him. I'm just saying if we were, which we aren't, it would be kind of pointless.
Robin: Why is that?
Piper: We see each other everyday.
Robin: man, are you clueless…
would Piper ever bash up a girl if she was Aerrow's girlfriend?
Piper: No. If Aerrow liked her, I'd respect that.
would Piper be jealous if Aerrow had a girlfriend?
Piper: Same answer.
Robin: Then in that case… Aerrow come over here.
Aerrow: Why?
Robin: I want to kiss you.
Aerrow: *blushes* You wanna - ki-s-ss me?
Finn: Wouldn't you prefer a kiss from the Finnster?
Robin: Nice try. Now Aerrow come on.
Aerrow: I'm not letting you use me just to see if Piper gets jealous.
Robin: Oh. That's not my only reason. *smiles evilly*
Aerrow: Yeah…no. No. No. No. I barely know you.
Robin: Fine, then. If you won't kiss me then you can kiss Dark Ace. You know him a lot more about him than you know about me.
Aerrow & Dark Ace: That's disgusting!
Dark Ace: He's 16 and I'm 30! I'd be called a pedophile!
Aerrow: We're both guys! I'm not gay!
Dark Ace: He's my most hated enemy besides Cyclonis right now!
Aerrow: He killed my father! You really think that's a turn on?
Dark Ace & Aerrow: We hate each other! We're in the Atmos would you get the idea we'd kiss!?
Robin: The internet, and all your fans. Now, Aerrow. You still haven't said no-
Aerrow: NO! Not in a million years.
Robin: I can wait.
Aerrow: Correction- Never!
Robin: Fine. Moving on. We've got some more for Aerrow from Sapphearceskyy.
what does Aerrow think Piper's most attractive body part is?
Finn: Do we really have to go through this all again for Aerrow now?
Robin: Yes.
Finn: Well then, good luck Aerrow.
Aerrow: Thanks.
Robin: Answer!!
Aerrow: Umm…
Dark Ace: Pss! Pss!
Aerrow: *looks at Dark Ace*
Dark Ace: *outlines a women's curves with his two index fingers* Her curves !*whispers loudly*
Piper: *looking at Dark Ace as well* Excuse me! I'm right here and I can hear you loud and clear!
Dark Ace: Well it's true. *looks Piper up and down while smiling*
Piper: *slaps Dark Ace across the cheek*
Dark Ace: Owww.
Finn: We knew the Dark Ace was bad, but now we know he's got bad taste in women too.
Piper & Dark Ace: Hey!?
Robin: Answer the question already Aerrow! Your taking so long, even the Dark Ace answered it and it wasn't even his question.
Aerrow: Fine. Her brain.
Robin: Good enough. Next!
Does HE think she's hot? and again not temperature wise.
Aerrow: Yes. *blushes slightly*
Finn: *makes gagging noises*
Robin: *stares at him curiosly.* You sound so sure…You know it's not temperature wise right??
Aerrow: I know.
Robin: Wow. Impressive. Umm, moving on.
where would Aerrow plan onto taking Piper out then kissing her?
Junko: Aerrow's going to take Piper out?
Aerrow: No Junko.
Robin: Not yet, but soon. Now answer.
Aerrow: But I don't know.
Robin: That's not good enough!
Piper: But sometimes we really don't kn-
Robin: Quiet! Only Aerrow speaks.
Aerrow: But I really don't know.
Robin: Answer!Aerrow: I don't know.
Robin: Ans-
Camera Girl: Grrr, you're giving me a headache! Leave the him alone!
Robin: Fine!
would he ever bash up a guy if he was Piper's boyfriend?
Aerrow: No. Unless…
Piper: Unless what?
Aerrow: Unless… *looks at Dark Ace accusingly* it was the Dark Ace.
Piper: Aerrow! I can't believe you'd even think I would go out with Dark Ace!
Aerrow: Well, it's just that-
Piper: Aerrow?! He's 14 years older than me!
Aerrow: Oh c'mon Piper, I was just saying.
Dark Ace: *looks back and forth as they fight about him while he's sitting right between them* I don't date Storm Hawks.
Camera Girl: You don't? But I thought you were one?
Dark Ace: Don't bring that up!
Robin: Next question.
would Aerrow bash up Finn if he flirted with Piper?
Finn: What!? I wouldn't flirt with Piper! That's just … ewww.
Robin: IF you flirted with her Finn. IF.
Finn: Well I wouldn't.
Aerrow: Don't worry Finn. I wouldn't bash you up if you flirted with Piper.
Finn: Which I wouldn't.
Would Aerrow be jealous if Piper had a boyfriend?
Aerrow: Of course not.
Stork: Sure you wouldn't.*said sarcastically*
Aerrow: What's that supposed to mean?
Stork: Well, you know, the time we met the Rex Guardians and Domiwick.
Aerrow: I wasn't jealous.
Finn: Oh admit it Aerrow, you practically greener then Stork.
Camera Girl: Can I say something?
Robin: No!
Camera Girl: I'm pretty sure he only didn't like those guys because they were so stuck up.
Aerrow: See! There.
Robin: Hmmm…nope. You were jealous. Now the last question from Sapphearceskyy.
Cyclonis: Finally! I can't take anymore of this lovey-dovey talk about Aerrow and Piper.
Robin: Shut it Cyclonis or I'll gag you.
Who reckons Piper and Aerrow are THE perfect couple?
Dark Ace: I do.
Aerrow: You're only saying this because it makes us uncomfortably!Dark Ace: So?
Stork: Me.
Aerrow and Piper: Stork!?
Stork: Well, you're always together. And you guys like the same stuff, and you're so close…
Finn: He's got a good point but I think my man Aerrow can do better.
Piper: Thanks Finn. *Said sarcastically*
Finn: No prob. *does his signature move and points his fingers like guns and winks*
Radarr: Squeak! Chirpa - chirp! *sounds angry, probably a no.*
Robin: Why not Radarr?Radarr: *Jumps onto Aerrows shoulders and smiles when Aerrow scratches him under his chin affectionately* Chirp Chirp
Robin: Well, that's not selfish, wanting Aerrow all to yourself. Junko? What do you say?
Junko: Yeah. Mainly for the reasons Stork said.
Robin: Great. Umm. I think everyone who's not Aerrow or Piper has answered, so movi-
Camera Girl: Wait. Cyclonis didn't answer.
Robin: Right! Cyclonis, what do you say? Do you reckon they're the perfect couple.
Cyclonis: Yes.
Aerrow and Piper: *stare at her in shock* But you barely know us.
Cyclonis: Doesn't matter. You guys can do the binding together. And you can make it flow both ways, which can only be done through perfect at attunement.
Robin: The majority vote is Yes! They are the perfect couple.
Piper and Aerrow: *blush*
Camera Girl: *raises hand* Personally I think-
Robin: You don't get a say in this!
Camera Girl: But they're so clich-
Robin: *covers ears* La-La-LA! I can't hear you!! Next question! *pulls another piece of paper from satchel* Untoldtitan27asks:
I want to know WHY?!
Robin: *Eye brows knit together in confusion, looks up* Why what?
Cyclonis: Maybe they want to know why you're so think-headed, childish and annoying.
Camera Girl: Easy, her mom dropped her on her head too many times.
Cyclonis: *smiles*
Robin: *gives them both annoyed looks*
Aerrow: Why what though?
Robin: I. Don't. Know. They continue on saying:
Aerrow save the cheesy flirty stuff and tell Piper you love her you know you do don't lie.
Aerrow: Cheesy!? When have I ever done anything cheesy? I'm not cheesy!
Robin: Oh please. You're as cheesy as much as Cyclonis is cliché.
Cyclonis: Which I'm not.
Robin: Which is very.
Camera Girl: Which is confusing.
Aerrow: I don't have to do as they say.
Robin: Oh yes you do!
Aerrow: But it's not a question!
Camera Girl: Aerrow's right Robin.
Robin: Bu-
Camera Girl: Just move on.
Robin: *sighs* Untoldtitan27 continues asking…
Dark Ace why did you kill Aerrows family? Seriously what did you have to gain from it?
Aerrow: *Looks at Dark Ace outraged* YOU killed my family!? That was you!? I thought it was just my dad, but apparently you killed the others too! *Stands up angrily*
Dark Ace: Thanks Untoldtitan27, look at the ideas you're giving him. *turns to Aerrow and stands to face him* There's no proof of that! Just because the reviewer says I did something does not make it true.
Robin: You calling the reviewer a liar?
Dark Ace: Yeah. Robin: Umm.. Okay.
Aerrow: But….but… you did kill my dad…?
Dark Ace: *smiles evilly* Oh yeah. I killed him. *sounds upbeat*Aerrow: *looks angrier than ever and punches him in the nose*
Dark Ace: *taken aback by the sudden attack and grasps his nose which is now bleeding* You son of a -
Aerrow: *kicks him in the chest really hard*
Dark Ace: *stumbles back*Aerrow: Don't insult my dead family!
Camera Girl: *whispers to Robin* Shouldn't you stop this before it gets out of hand?
Robin: Are you kidding? This is awesome!
Camera Girl: *grabs crystal from Robin and squeezes it. Ropes wrap around Dark Ace and Aerrow and both are forced back in their seats.* Stop misbehaving!
Robin: You're such a stick in the mud camera girl. Anyway, the review continues saying
Really though you get to work for a pycho 13 year old-
Cyclonis: You little- ! *duct tape appears over her mouth*
Robin: *is holding a pink crystal* Foul language isn't allowed Cyclonis. And no interrupting me when I read reviews. *continues reading review*
and you get your butt kicked by Aerrow every single time.
Dark Ace: *whining voice* I do not!
Aerrow: Yes you do.
Dark Ace: Wanna bet kid!? I'll fight you right now! *struggles against bonds*Robin: Sorry Dark Ace, but I don't want to have to resurrect you back from the dead…again. *continues reading the review*
and if cyclonis comes after me I'll fly her back here by her hair. thank you :)
Robin: *looks at Cyclonis who looks outraged as she struggles to move and speak* Don't worry Untoldtitan27. Cyclonis is a bit tied up at the moment. *laughs at her own joke*
Finn: *laughs too.*
Stork: *groans at lameness of joke*
Robin: Anyway… Thanks for the review. But on to the next one now. *gets another review from satchel* This one is from LostLyra.
- Dare Aerrow+Piper to kiss
Aerrow & Piper: We don't do dares!
Piper: This is a quiz show!Aerrow: Yeah, no dares. Please tell me there's no dares.
Robin: We can always make an excepti-
Camera Girl: No dares Robin. The only thing our guests have to do is answer the questions from reviewers. And besides, don't you think you've patronized these two enough?
Robin: No….fine. *continues reading*
- Finn, do you fancy any of the girls eg Piper, Ravess, Dove...
Finn: Piper again?…Ravess!?!! Oh I fancy girls alright, and heh, they fancy me, but not in a million years would I 'fancy' Piper or *shivers* Ravess. Dove on the other hand…well with already got a first date all planned out.
Robin: When did you two arrange this?
Finn: Well, I mean that when we get back from the Farside to Atmos and defeat Cyclonis once and for all we'll be treated like heroes and then she won't ever be able to resist moi.
Cyclonis: *has managed to pull off duct tape with her tongue and spits it to the ground* So that's a never for his date in other words.
Finn: Says who?
Cyclonis: Says me. You're not going to defeat me and you're not going to return to Atmos…alive.
Robin: Death threats aren't allowed on the show either Cyclonis, do you need a list of the rules or something because you have a nasty habit of breaking them.
Cyclonis: Oh, just move on.
Robin: Fine. I will. *reads last question*
- Cyclonis+Dark Ace, if you got stuck in a room with Lugi (from the Raptors) and Snipe who would annoy you the most?
Dark Ace: I think the real question is which one would die first.
Cyclonis: Agreed. I don't have the patience for either of them.
Robin: I agree too, but you still haven't answered the question. Or…do I have to bring them in? *holds up multi-coloured crystal and smiles devilishly*
Cyclonis and Dark Ace: NO!
Dark Ace: Make that Lugi. I can't stand him.
Cyclonis: Same. Him along with the other raptors as well.
Robin: Very well. *puts crystal back in satchel*
Cyclonis & Dark Ace: *sigh in relief*
Robin: Okay, then LostLyra ends of by saying…
Good luck controlling the rest of the guests on the show Robin! I bet they can be quite a handfull!
Robin: Thanks. They really are a handful and I need all the luck I can g- OW! *is hit in the head with a pop can, she turns around in the direction it came from* Who threw that!?
Stork & Finn: It was him! *both pointing a finger at each other*
Robin: *lets out a tired sigh* Moving on. *pulls out another letter* This one is from Cowgirls Angel Rita.
OMG! love how ya kept bugging aerrow and piper!!
Aerrow & Piper: That's mean.
Robin: Thanks.Questions:how did aerrow, piper and finn all meet?
Aerrow: At school.
Piper: In the library.
Finn: Playing soccer.
*All look at each other confusedly*
Robin: Umm… which is it?
Aerrow: School.
Piper: Library .
Finn: Soccer.
*they all say it at the same time*
*all three give each other annoyed looks*
Finn: Don't you guys remember? When we were on the soccer field-
Aerrow: Piper and I didn't play soccer, Finn.
Finn: *looks befuddled* Oh, than what am I thinking of?
Piper: *sighs* It was definitely the library.
Aerrow: It was definitely at school.
Piper: At the library!
Aerrow: *speaks sarcastically* Yeah, cause that's just the place you'd find Finn in.
Piper: Well it can't be school! Finn always skipped it!
Finn: It had to be the soccer field! … or was it baseball? Wait, I hate baseball. Hockey then.
Aerrow: Finn, you can't even skate!
Finn: Then floor hockey.
Piper: Library. I'm positive.
Finn: I would not go to the library out of my own free will.
Piper: Then it wasn't out of your own free will!
Aerrow: I don't even remember a library on the terra.
Camera Girl: Well, we know you guys knew each other on Terra Neverlandis.
Finn: Obviously.
Robin: But what about before that?
Piper: Library!
Finn: Hockey rink!
Aerrow: At school!
*all saying their answers at same time*Robin: *face/palms* This is hopeless. Do you even remember what terra it was?
Piper: Of course we do. It was Terra Bluster.
Aerrow: Terra Nimbus.
Finn: Cyclonia!
Piper & Aerrow & Robin: Cyclonia!?
Finn: Yeah. The hockey rink on Cyclonia.
Robin: Cyclonia wouldn't have a hockey rink! I think… Did Cyclonia have a hockey rink on it?
Cyclonis: I don't have time for games!
Robin: We noticed, but did it ever have a hockey rink!?
Cyclonis: Got rid of it two years ago.
Finn: Why!?Camera Girl: Aren't we getting a bit off topic here?
Robin: We should move on, I don't think we're going to get a solid answer here.
Finn & Piper & Aerrow: Fine.
Robin: *continues reading review*
Stork how many protective sprays do you have?
Stork: Depends on the day.
Junko: Ummm….Why does it depend on the day?
Stork: Because some days are more contagious than others.
Robin: Okay… moving on.
(i know i did on elike this already and it could get messy...) if piper and cyclonis had a battle of the binders who would win?
Robin: *smiles* Let's find out! *squeezes crystals and Cyclonis' bonds disappear.*
*everyone looks shocked, both Cyclonis and Piper stand up*
Cyclonis: *smiles evilly* Now hand over the crystals so we can… begin.
Stork: We're doomed.
Camera Girl: Don't be a fool Robin! She'll escape, maybe even kill us all!
Robin: *ignores camera girl* Crystals!? Why would I do that? It's a Binder fight.
*everyone looks at her with confused faces*
*Robin squeezes a crystal and a purple three ringed 2 inch binder appears in Cyclonis' hands and an orange three ringed 1 inch one in Piper's hands*
Cyclonis: I'm positive that this isn't what she meant when she said binders.
Robin: *is now somehow standing in a kung-fu outfit beside a large gong* Shut up and fight! * slams the gong with Cyclonis' staff*
Piper: *looks at her orange binder disappointedly* But mines only a 1 inch bi- AHH! *Piper rolls out of the way just before Cyclonis wacks her in the face with her binder*
Cyclonis: Well, this isn't how I imagined you going down, but I'll take what I can get! *throws her binder like a Frisbee at Piper's neck but Piper ducks and Cyclonis' binder lodges itself into the wall.*
Piper: This is just bizarre.
Cyclonis: *smiles and pulls out binders from no where and starts flinging them at Piper who keeps dodging them. *
Dark Ace: Where….where are those binders coming from?
Aerrow: I don't want to know.
*Piper charges Cyclonis and they start fighting, using their binders like swords*
Robin: This is amazing! *holds hands up in the air**Cyclonis looks at Robin holding her staff in the air and smiles*
Robin: *turns to Camera girl , her back to the fight* Hey, Camera girl!
Cyclonis: * Kicks Piper in the stomach*
*Piper falls down hard*
Cyclonis: *jumps at Robin*
Robin: Isn't this awesome?! It's so epi- *turns to see Cyclonis leaping* AHHH! Ouff! *Cyclonis collides with Robin, pushing her down on the ground, causing Cyclonis' staff to fall out of Robins hands*
* Finn, Junko, Radarr and Piper stand up and get ready for a fight*
Cyclonis: * now standing on Robins back* Oh no you don't. * takes Robin's satchel that's full of crystals, puts it on herself and pulls out a crystal and squeezes, causing bonds to appear around all the guests except for herself*
*Camera Girl stares at the scene in shock*
Cyclonis: Thank you very much.* holds hand out for her staff and it flies up into her grasp* Too easy. *walks off of Robin and towards the Storm Hawks* Now I can destroy you all, once and for all!
Robin: Oh no you won't! *jumps up and runs at Cyclonis*
Cyclonis: *points staff at Robin, a purple aura appears around Robin. Cyclonis raises her staff up, Robin begins to ascend, then Cyclonis flings Robin at the base of the chair Cyclonis had been sitting in*
Robin: Ahhh- Ouff… *head hits chair head on and she goes unconscious*
Piper: You'll regret that Cyclonis!
Cyclonis: Oh please. It's not like you can stop me.
Camera Girl: *charges Cyclonis taking her by surprise* I can! *holds up the Dark Ace's blade*
*Cyclonis whips around, her staff locking with the blade, but the blade melts through the staff and cuts it in half. Cyclonis stands stunned for a moment, giving Camera Girl the opportunity to hit her in the head with the hilt of Dark Ace's blade and knocks Cyclonis unconscious.**Everyone stares in shock*
Finn: That was hot.
Camera Girl: *Slightly smiles at Finn and then grabs crystal from Cyclonis' hands and squeezes it causing ropes to wrap around Cyclonis and pull her into the chair* Robin?
*no response*
Camera Girl: *takes half of Cyclonis' staff and pokes Robin with it*
Junko: I thinks she's unconscious.
Camera Girl: Umm… *looks into the camera and live audience, unsure of what to do now, she tries to continue with the talk show* Moving on? *Looks at Cyclonis uneasily. Slowly puts her hand in the satchel that's still around Cyclonis' waist and seems unable to find anymore reviews* Uhh…
Stork: What's *gulps* wrong?
Camera Girl: I can't find anymore reviews….
*everyone looks at each other, no ones sure what to do now.*
Camera Girl: Well… I guess that's all the time we have for today. Mainly because the host is out cold and there are no more reviews so… umm… send in your questions by reviewing and uhh, please favourite I guess. So yeah. Bye. I guess.
