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Title: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Summary: It was supposed to be a normal trip to the local bar, but it turns into something far more wild.
Chapter 3 in the series it's just getting more chaotic by the chapter which is excellent please enjoy.
Returning Authors: AquilaTempestas, Lightningblade49, Skarrow, & Sunsorrow
The New Blood: Lord Agravanne, Moonlit Houndoom, Stickersman50
LB49: There are 7 of us this time a new record, Once more feel free guessing who said what.
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Despite regaining his body Ash was upset with the loss of his God Powers thanks to his controlling mother.
But one day, Ash happened across a notebook with the words "Death Note?" on the cover.
Inside the book was actually lyrics to all of Metallica's albums.
The soothing sounds of metal made his day but drove Mr mime up the wall.
Mr. Mime decided to steal the Death Note from Ash to stop this terrible torture.
He couldn't stop it because it was enchanted with the same spell that was used on the magical refilling punch bowl and the music then changed to Justin Bieber.
Which reminded him of said sacrificed child.
"Suddenly, the front door to the Ketchum residence smashed open!"
"M43, a Team Magma grunt appeared, wielding a flamethrower."
Seeing the lack of intimidation on Ash's face she pulled out a second, now having twice the fire power.
"Unfortunately the narrator didn't realize that M43 is a female, and thus her gender was forever rewritten."
Luckily, it was M25, dressed up as M43, who is actually a girl member so that was fine. (I dont understand either*Sweatdrop*)
Ash didn't give a crap who it was and had Pikachu zap him out the door, which the mouse was happy do.
The loss of his Thumb wrestling skill's had left him depressed, zapping people always made his mood improve.
The thunderbolt was more of a jolt, the return to his body had not done wonders on his power supply it was Zekrom all over again.
Ash told Pikachu this was why he'd wanted to evolve him so this shit would end.
Maxie was also hit by the thunderbolt and was fried to a crisp.
Ash started to wonder if crime lords were gay for him since they seemed to followed him like a stink.
The thunderbolt was caused by Zapdos who had enough of silly humans causing trouble.
Flannery was unaffected by the legendary as she was wearing a rubber duck suit.
Which Ash strangely found attractive but knew he be sleeping on the couch if he made a move on her, he wanted to sleep with his girl in his arms later tonight.
Flannery would have whacked him upside the head if he'd even breathed in her direction.
But never fear, Gary Oak was here to save the day!
Maxie woke up and saw the duck suit and ran away screaming.
Ash was more concerned in Gary's arrival then then the Magma runner, was he here to steal back the badges he stole?
Gary wasn't here for that- he'd sent his starter to the gyms and they'd replaced his badges in fear.
Gary was here because he heard Ash was in town, and wanted to personally invite the trainer to his Christmas Party.
Ash was unsure about going as it could be a trap set by Gary and Flannery.
But Pikachu had his answer for him. "I will not be around that bitch Umbreon, I don't want to be a father!"
Umbreon promptly threatened to kill Pikachu in an unpleasant manner if he did not attend with his trainer.
So he still went in the party.
Flannery was waiting to kill Ash for daring to look at her in her duck suit.
But was run over by a desperate mouse trying to escape her mast...I mean lover.
Gary was beginning to wonder why he even bothered - these people were crazy.
Gary would have invited Flannery if she hadn't been steamrollered like that.
Flannery who remained flattened , while Maxie cried because Archie had stolen his teddy.
That teddy bear was owned by Lance, the Dragon Master.
Pikachu was unable to escape from Umbreon and was soon corner so he took his stand. "I will not be a father, It will only get in the way of my training, take this my new finishing move! FINAL SHINE ATTACK!
Pulling back his hand and thrusting forward A electric beam burst forth from his palm spliting the heaven's destroying what remained of Ash's old planet.
Ash cried at his old homes destruction.
The oceans started rising again much to Archie's glee.
Mr. Mime had come over to comfort Maxie with the soothing sounds of Justin Beiber from the musical Death Note.
Archie decided to cuddle up to the stolen teddy beat but instead cuddled a Quilfish and poisoned himself.
Pikachu quickly wore a nurse dress and ran to treat Archie but then he thought "Why am i wearing a nurse's dress. I'm a real man!"
Yellow Diva was written across the back of the dress.
'A True warrior wears spandex!' he thought so he got a hold of a blue spandex suit instead.
Umbreon crawled out of the wreckage of the Shine Attack to laugh at him.
Archie looked dashing in his spandex suit until it got ripped.
But then Pikachu, who was just staring for the last five minutes at nothing ran to Archie and helped him, but then suddenly Geodude appeared him and yelled "Hiken!".
A giant fist made of fire nearly blindsided Pikachu but he was quick to dodge the ambush, and retaliated in kind putting up his dukes.
Geodude was suddenly distracted by Mr. Mime still playing Justin Bieber, and he had to go try and burn the death Note.
Archie screamed like a girl when the fire fist came down making him wet himself.
Pikachu quickly came out of the fire and then prepared his Final Shine attack once more.
Instead of firing his blast he charged beserker style at the geodude, cleaning up the soiled Archie in his path, the electric ball sparking with every step.
Geodude asked, "Don't you want to destroy the Bieber too?"
Maxie ran back in and collided with the flying Archie knocking them both out.
Pikachu made a battle cry and slammed his orb into the shocked Rock Pokémon! The explosion put Michael Bay out of business.
Everyone was out except Pikachu. So he quickly took the dragon balls and wished for Jigglypuff.
Jigglypuff appeared like a magical fairy and ate Pikachu whole.
Maxie woke up and dragged Archie into a Sharpedo tank.
The Sharpedos had a feast on the suicidal fools.
Pikachu who was still in the stomach of Jigglypuff shouted out "Kamehameha!" and scattered the pink Pokémon's body like dragon balls.
The Sharpedo overflowed from their tank to devour what had been Jigglypuff.
Maxie ran from the Sharpedo but hit a glass door.
Mr Mime wanted revenge from all the crap that had been happening at this party, Delia was going to be so angry with him for not keeping control of the party.
But what could Mr. Mine do except for stand there and do nothing.
Or maybe, he could do the unthinkable... turn up the volume to blast Justin over the entire world.
Gary quickly keeled over at sound only just arriving fashionably late to his own shindig.
Archie laughed at Maxie only to get hit by rubber duck Flannery.
Flannery was soon knocked out by a Ko'd Geodude from a gloating Pikachu, completely missing Umbreon's approaching presence ready to pounce.
Umbreon had planned to murder Pikachu, but instead asked for his help in destroying the musical Death Note.
Unfortunately electricity didn't seem to work against the Bieber to their horror.
Mr. Mime suggested giving the Note to a super manly person so it would just go back to playing Metallica, but he warned that the awesome magic might make them faint after listening to Bieber so long.
The music Death Note turned out to be a real death note and when Pikachu wrote his and everyone's name and they all died.
But death could not hold the rodent, well it was more King Yemma sending Pikachu back to the living not wanting a second Vegeta in his mist.
Pikachu laughed crazily on top of the pile of dead bodies he had beaten death he was truly a god!
Umbreon was dead too so no more forceful talks of parenting, mean no snobby brats to get in the way of his training!
Ash just shook his head at the site of his Mouse laughing like an idiot.
Why he came to this party he didn't know, He had been standing there the whole time watching the chaos unfolding sipping on a mountain dew bottle he had brought from home.
"At least this party was entertaining." Shrugging his shoulder he turned to leave he wanted no more part in Pikachu's newest mood swing.
Sipping his drink he ignored Pikachu's gloating from the mountain of corpses as he started heading home.
"HAHAHAHA I Have finally become a Sup…..!"
A pissed off Mr Mime appeared behind the disturbed mouse knocking it out with a chop to the neck as it grumbled dragging the rat along with them home.
Delia was going to be furious.
Unseen to them a Pair of eyes watched from the shadows waiting, soon it would strike and its wish for a family will come true.
"Oh Pikachu did you really think you could escape me." Umbreon giggled as she stalked the group home waiting for her chance to pounce on her precious little mouse.
Meanwhile back at the party of rotting corpses the sound of whispered words could be heard underneath pile.
"Baby...baby...baby."
[LB49: Poor Pikachu he's going to lose it lol, Review, Fav, Follow.]
