"What do you think of this color?" Bulma was holding up a two pages of color. "Fuchsia fun time green or hot pinky red?"

"Really? Fuchsia fun time green or hot pinky red? What in the hell kind of name is Fuchsia fun time green and hot pinky red? Why don't you just say fuchsia green and hot pink mixed with red? Is it that hard to say?" Raditz sighed. "Besides, you don't even know if it's a boy or girl!"

"Well you never know!" Bulma said turning the pages in the wallpaper book. "I'd say that there are 2 out of five chances you'll have a girl and the rest boys. The chances are higher when you're giving birth to quintuplets. Ok, now I've got the perfect color for you! Slime lime green and nurple purple!"

"How about black and blue bitch?" Raditz said annoyed.

"Um…I don't see it in here…oh wait, here it is!" Bulma showed it to Raditz. "Why would you want this color anyways?"

"Because in a minute, it's gonna match your face!"

"Hahaha!" Bulma laughed stupidly. "You're so funny!"

'I wonder if she has any friends…" (1) Raditz thought as he lay down on the bed.

"Poor guy! The pregnancy is making him cry!" Bulma thought out loud.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Raditz glared at Bulma.

"Oosps!" Bulma giggled. "I thought you were crying! Teeheehee!"

'Oh fuck!' Raditz realized in horror. 'I'm stuck here with a damn teenage valley girl!'

~1 hour later~

"I'm back!" said Krillin.

"Oh hey Krillin!" Bulma frowned. "Where's Gohan?"

"Uh…" Krillin rubbed the back of his scalp. "Oh yeah! The elder Namek is touching Gohan."

"Oh, okay!" she then went back to picking out new wall paper.

"What the fuck Krillin!" Raditz slapped the back of Bulma's head.

"Ow! Why didn't you hit Krillin? You're supposed to hit him not me!"

"BECAUSE YOU LET IT SLID YOU SLUT!" Raditz then glared at Krillin. "Go get Gohan or I'll blast you into next week!"

"OK!" Krillin flew off.

"As for you…" Raditz picked up Bulma by the back of her shirt and flew to the top of a large mountain. "…Find your way back on your own." Then the pregnant saiyan flew off.

'Hahaha! Raditz is just messing around! He'll come back for me…' Raditz was now a tiny speck. 'Yep…he's coming back…yep…anytime now…'

~Night time two days later~

"Yep. Anytime now…anytime now…yep…"

"IT'S OBVIOUS HE'S NOT COMING BACK FOR YOU!" shouted a frog.

"Oh my gosh!" Bulma said slapping her hands on both sides of her face. "You can talk!"

"Oh my god." The frog sighed.

"I'd better get back to Raditz. He's probably hungry." Bulma looked around. "Now how do I get down?"

After looking around, Bulma could not find anything to climb down with even though there was some stairs she could walk down. There was also a flying pony, a helicopter, jetpack, and so many other things, that it makes you wonder how she missed it.

~Meanwhile~

"I wonder how that annoying woman is doing...not that I care…" Raditz closed his eyes and laid down. Suddenly something was tickling his nose. When he woke up from the tickling of his nose, he saw Gohan's eyes looking into his. "Gohan…what…the…hell…"

"Hey Uncle Raditz! I want you to meet someone!" Gohan said cheerfully.

Raditz sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Who?"

"Come outside!"

Raditz followed Gohan outside and saw Dende. "…You brought me…a little green giant…how amusing…"

"No that's a Namekian!" said Krillin. "His name is Dende!"

"Dende…" Raditz said slowly. "Okay…whatever…"

"And look! We brought you a dragon ball!" Gohan pulled out a six star ball.

"Where's Bulma?" asked Krillin.

"Just like you, she's been gone for three days." Raditz sighed once more.

"Three days? Do you think one of Frieza's men got her?" said Gohan.

"Who cares?" said Raditz obviously not caring.

"But what if she gets raped?" Krillin asked scared for his friend (yeah right).

"Like I said before, who cares? They probably would just throw her back like a little fish." Raditz said bored.

"Well we'd better go find her." Gohan said.

"I'm coming with you." Raditz said getting up.

"Are sure about that?" Dende asked.

"What do you mean by that?" Raditz asked questioning the small Namekian.

"I mean come on!" Dende stared at Raditz's stomach. "Look at that monster! It's bigger than the Elder Namek's stomach! I bet you can live in that fucker!"

"You'd better be glad being pregnant takes the energy out of me and if I blast you now it'll just feel like a water pistol hitting you." Raditz frowned. 'Damn you mom for making my body this way!' (2)

(1) Does Bulma has any friends outside of the people we see her with in DB and DBZ?

(2) On their mother's side of the family, when the men or women are pregnant, their energy blasts are weaker except during labor.