How To Make Jack Shephard Cry
Disclaimer: I don't own LOST.
A/N: Most people here know I love Jack, but I think we all know that he has got to be the easiest character to make fun of. Some of these are kind of random.
Show him soap operas, especially when they're set in medical hospitals.
Show him any movies that involve stuffed animals. Don't ask him why, because that in itself will make him cry.
If anyone comes up to him and tells him Kate loves Sawyer more he'll sit and rock back and forth.
Tell him someone died and it was his fault.
Tell him he failed/he can't fix anything.
Whenever he counts to five try to mess him up by yelling, "FOUR, EIGHT FIFTEEN…." He'll lose concentration and break down.
Tell him no one will love him, they'll use him and then they'll leave him like Sarah did.
Mock his motto and scream it at his face. "Sawyer and Kate are together, and you are alone!"
Tell him the person that did his tattoos sucked.
Tell him Sawyer and Kate got caught in a net, again.
A/N: I didn't like this one as much, but I'll let you decide. If you have suggestions I welcome them. :)
