#4 Paint Edward's Volvo tie-dye… #5 then say it was Bella's idea
Emmett's POV
Ugh! I'm so bored! Hah wow, I'm bored a lot! I wonder how many times a day I am actually bored? Hmm, maybe I should start counting–wait what am I saying? God, how bored can someone actually get? I bet no one could ever be this bored…maybe I should go try and hang myself. I mean I know it won't harm me in any way shape or form, but at least I would have something to do…oh wow. I'm sitting here talking to myself. Okay, I gotta stop this, I mean, this is really weird, and who talks to themselves?? Ugh! Why am I still talking to myself???
I get up from the chair I am sitting on to go outside to find some rope. I open the front door and it makes a huge creaking noise. Ugh. I really need to tell someone to fix that. It's been annoying me for weeks now. I take my first step out the door and a huge gust of icy cold wind hits my face. And if wind feels icy to me, then it must be FREEZING outside.
I look around as I stand in our driveway. I see the woods near the house and try to imagine what I could do for fun in there. Then as I glanced at Edward's Volvo, I remembered how Alice wanted to repaint her car a different color. I stood there, thinking about that…then it occurred to me that her car isn't here right now. She and Jasper went out…in fact, everyone was out. Carlisle took Esme, Edward and Rosalie to the movies. So…what can I do while they are gone?
A smirk crept onto my face, and without really realizing it, I went to get around 6 different colors of paint. When I had all of the cans, I found myself walking to Edward's Volvo.
Edward's POV
Carlisle just turned around the corner and entered the woods in which we lived. Esme and Rosalie were talking about the movie we just saw. I didn't really even watch it so I had no idea which part they were discussing. I was deep in thought about what I wanted to do today with Bella when Carlisle interrupted my thought process.
"Edward, whose car is that?" he said as he turned into our drive way, "It looks kind of like your Volvo."
I looked to where he was pointing and I immediately knew whose it was. It was mine…only it was painted tie-dye. I opened the car door, even though Carlisle wasn't stopped, and ran to see who was home. I knew someone from our family had done this as a practical joke, knowing that I wouldn't find it funny.
I smelled someone as I walked in. I ran up stairs to find Emmett, covered in green, yellow, orange, red, purple, and blue paint. "Emmett, what the hell?!" I screamed, jumping over his couch and shoving him up against the wall.
"Hey, take it easy man! I don't even know what you are talking about!" he told me, trying to block his mind from me.
"You know exactly what I am talking about! And don't even try to lie to me Emmett!" I said pushing him harder as he struggled against me. His big head had already started to dent the beige wall.
"Okay, fine you caught me! My mind was taken over by this zombie type thing and it made me eat all of your socks," all he did this time was smile.
"Oh really, Emmett? So if I went to my room right now, I would find all my socks missing as well?"
"Yes. Wait…as well? What do you mean?"
"You know exactly what I mean Emmett. Don't play dumb."
"Okay fine. You really did catch me. But I can explain, I swear!" he said as he got down on his knees.
"Okay, let's hear your explanation then," I said, taking one step back and crossing my arms.
"I was talking to myself, and I couldn't stop. That is truly how bored I was! And then the next thing I knew I was covered in all this paint and your car was tie-dye. I really didn't know I was doing it at the time, I swear!"
"Yeah right Emmett. Why would I believe you? Okay, look. I won't do anything to you, or even try to lecture you about this. But you have to get my car back to the way it was. Do you understand me? And if it is not back to how it was before then you will get it. Okay?"
"Okay, I understand Edward," he started to bow at my feet.
I rolled my eyes and threw my keys at him. "Take it to the shop and get it repainted to its normal color. I don't trust you with painting it yourself anymore."
I left the room and went downstairs. I could hear Emmett following me, but he was just far enough behind that I couldn't see him. I went to find Carlisle to see if maybe I could use his car so that I could go see Bella until Emmett returned with my car.
I found him in the kitchen with Esme. Carlisle was talking with her about my car, and how he thought that I should have taken the car myself to the shop. They had appearantly heard mine and Emmett's conversation. I heard the creak of the front door and a few moments later the slam of a car door.
The car shop was only a few minutes away from the house so I knew he would be back within half an hour. This was just enough time to see Bella right quick and make some plans with her for later tonight.
I walked into the kitchen and said, "Carlisle, can I borrow your car for a little bit? I want to go see Bella."
"Yes, of course you can Edward," he said reaching into his pocket.
I left the house and drove quickly to Bella's. I ended up staying for over an hour without really thinking of home or Emmett the whole time. The only thing that really brought me out of the trance I was in from Bella's presence was the ring of my phone.
I answered my cell, "Hello?"
"Oh, Edward. Um, I would try to explain now but I think it would be best if you just see this. So, I think you should come home now," Carlisle said as he was laughing. I could also hear laughter in the background.
"Um, okay. I'll be there in a bit," I hung up the phone and turned to Bella. "I have to go for right now. Carlisle told me there is something I should see at the house, they are in hysterics from laughter right now so I better make sure Emmett hasn't died."
"Okay, just call me later or stop by my window," she winked at me as she said this. I leaned over and kissed her, then jumped out the window, for Charlie didn't know I was in her room. I got home within a few minutes. I didn't see my car so I guessed it was in the garage. I walked inside to find everyone there still laughing.
Carlisle had finally sobered up enough to escort me to the garage. When he opened the door I found my car. It was decorated with pink clouds, rainbows, unicorns, and a picture of Richard Simmons. Furious, I turned around to see Emmett, his head curved around the door frame.
"Surprise...Bella told me to do it!" he frantically exclaimed.
The only thought in my head was he should better start running.
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Well, I really hope that you liked it! Please review!!!! And this next one is going to be really funny too, well, all of these will be funny so I'm just going to stop saying it. lol The next one that I will post won't have much of the Cullen's in it, it is mostly at school. So as I said before, please review and tell me what you think!
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