Chapter 3
Ash parks his Corvette in the underground parking garage beneath his mansion. He gets out of the car holding the video camera. He gets in the elevator to go up and accidentally turns the camera back on and hits record.
He walks into the kitchen and is surprised to see a group of people there, forgetting that there's still a party going on. Team Rocket, Joey, Pikachu, Ms. Mime, and his mother sit at the table eating, drinking, and playing cards.
"Where have you been, mister?" Delia asks.
"The guys took me out to have fun." Ash answered.
"Did you?" she asks.
"No. They got to have all the fun." Ash angrily responded.
"What did you do?" Joey asks.
"I don't want to talk about it." He quickly replies "Where's everyone else?"
"They went off in different directions. It's a big house." Delia tells him.
"I'm gonna go to bed." Ash walks away with the camera still recording.
He sluggishly walks to his bedroom where he opens the door to find his bed being occupied…and violated by Ritchie and Macy having sex. Ritchie was on top thrusting while Macy clenched his shoulders.
Macy moaned as she took the pounding "Oh Ritchie…Ritchie!"
Ash watched them fuck, initially getting excited about watching them. After a few minutes he angrily slammed the door shut, momentarily disturbing and halting the pair's love making.
"What was that?" Macy asked, frightened.
"Don't know. Don't care." Ritchie resumed fucking her.
Ash decided to go to his other room to sleep, but there was a similar problem. He opened the door to find three naked figures on his bed. It was Tracy having a threesome with Lisa and Duplica.
Tracy banged Duplica doggie style while he made out with Lisa. Alcohol containers littered the floor and the mattress, hinting at high levels of intoxication in the room. Despite being angry, it was still another hot scene to behold for Ash, making him hard.
Tracy pulls out of Duplica and lays Lisa on the bed and fucks her. After a couple minutes he stops. "Hey Duplica you should call out Ditto and have it transform into you, so it's like I'm having sex with three women.." he suggested.
"Okay, honey." Duplica gets off the bed and grabs a poke'ball out of her purse and calls out Ditto. "Ditto, transform into me. Hehehe." She drunkenly orders.
"Ditto!" Ditto does as commanded and transforms into a naked Duplica.
Tracy flips Lisa on to her stomach and she gets on to her hands and knees. Tracy re-enters, penetrating her vagina. Duplica and Ditto are each on one side of him, kissing his body, while he feels their skin with his hands.
Ash sighs and leaves to head to the guest bedroom, but once again to his disappointment there was sex being had. But this time it was disturbing. It was Gisele getting pounded by
"Professor Oak?" Ash's jaw dropped.
It wasn't a pretty sight, even if Gisele was in this scene. It's never pretty when there's an old naked guy over 60 having sex. "Yuck." Despite being disturbed, he found himself hypnotized by it all. 'first Gary and now his grampa. She really likes that Oak wood.' He thinks to himself.
Not wanting to see how the scene ends, he shuts the door and finally discovers a vacant room in which to sleep. He puts down the camera and slumbers off.
In the morning outside of the multi-million dollar property, Todd Snap approached with all of his work supplies in hand. Getting the snap shots and footage of his targets was the easy part. Jumping the twenty foot wall and navigating through the maze was the challenge presented to him.
But Todd thought ahead and brought with him a trampoline that he purchased in town the night before. Before jumping, he takes a deep breath and exhales. Then he leaps on to the trampoline and jumps up to the top of the wall and grabs the top. He pulls with all his might to lift him up over the top and down on to the property with his luggage.
"Easy." He smirks, and walks through the brush maze.
Little did he know his rival; Rick was on the opposite side outside the wall trying to figure out a way to get in. "Hmm." He looked at his surroundings till his eyes caught a familiar face.
It was Dave Carter, the best soccer player in the Kanto region, he was kicking an empty can around on the beach.
"Hey Dave can you kick me over the wall. I've seen your power." Rick
"That's ridiculous, dude. I'm not gonna kick you." Dave told him.
"Yeah okay. I bet you can't anyways." Rick turned away from him.
"You bet huh? I'll show you!" Dave charged at Rick and kicked him clear over the wall. "Yeah what do you know, asshole!"
Rick rubbed his injured butt, BUT, he was happy to be inside. He rubbed his camera and kissed it. "Time to make history." He said to himself.
Brock's eyes slowly opened, still in the motel. He had a headache from the hangover. "Oww." He put his hand on his head. He then realized that someone was cuddled up with him. He looked down to see both him and Gary completely nude together.
"AHHHHH!"
His screaming startled and woke Gary up, sending both of them flying off the bed in a quick leap. Brock held a blanket below his waist to cover him up while Gary held a pillow in front of his lower half.
"What's going on?" Gary asked confused.
"You tell me. Why were you cuddling me?" Brock asked angrily.
"I don't know!" Gary yelled "but I bet I wouldn't be if your body wasn't so smooth and hairless like a girl!" he defended himself.
"Girls like a shaved man okay!" Brock tried to explain "what the fuck did we do last night?"
"Uhhh…" Gary tried to remember "we got drunk and came here."
"I know that! But what the fuck did WE do? Did we have sex?" Brock panicked.
"No! no-no-no-no. We did not have sex. There's an explanation. We just gotta ask Ash or someone." Gary said calmly.
"I'm not talking to anyone about this. I think it's safe to say that we both got drunk and had sex, with WOMEN and the girls left." Brock theorized "because even in my drunkest state I would never do it with a guy."
"Yeah that sounds right. Let's just get dressed and get the hell out of here." Gary picked up his clothes, and so too did Brock.
Todd had been walking through the maze for about ten minutes with no problems or sight of Ash's home. It was uneventful until he saw something on the ground. It was a dis-membered human arm with dried up blood around it, holding a camera.
"What the?" Todd kneeled down to get a closer look. He took out his camera and snapped a photograph. "this is a great find."
Todd's happiness was short lived after a Syther emerged from the bushes, baring it's razor sharp blades. "Syther!" it hissed intimidatingly.
"Hi…little friend." Todd sweat dropped and held up his hand as a sign of peace.
But the poke'mon wasn't having any of it. He wore a white security out fit and a hat, showing he was hired by Ash to protect his home from the paparazzi and thieves. "Syther!" he leapt at Todd, preparing to take any means necessary to vanquish him.
Todd quickly pulled out a camera tripod from his bag and blocked the impact of the blade with it. The two swung their weapons at one another, caught in a unique kind of sword fight.
Meanwhile in another part of the maze, Rick was walking happily with his eyes closed and his hands behind his head, whistling the Jurassic Park theme on a beautiful sunny day. "Ah it's so perfect and easy-going" then he crashed into the wall since his eyes were closed. "Fuck!"
He looked around him to see if anyone witnessed his mistake. "Think I'll stop for a snack." He reaches into his pocket to pull out a Twinkie when he notices a red dot on his hand. "Huh?" he looks up ahead to see a hovering circular shaped machine with a red light pointing at him. "What the hell?"
The machine proves to be dangerous when artillery of intimidating looking guns pops out of it, aimed directly at him.
Rick shrieks and runs away, dropping the twinkie on the ground. He runs every which way through the maze desperately trying to flee the flying robot weapon. He hides behind one of the walls and hears the machine zoom passed him and quiet down as it becomes further away.
Rick takes a sigh of relief and steps forward, but hears a beeping noise beneath his foot. "Huh?" he looks down to see something metal. "What?" the mine explodes, blasting him through the air and landing in another part of the maze.
After getting dressed, Brock and Gary check out of the Friendship Motel and walk into Bryan's Bar. "Hey guys what's up? Ohh. You guys look miserable." Bryan commented.
"We're hung-over thanks to you." Brock told him.
"You're the ones who wanted to drink your selves stupid." He reminded them.
"Right right. Listen, Bryan, were you with us last night?" Brock asked, hopeful.
Bryan stared at him "I get it. You guys don't remember anything that happened last night. Gary, your penis is missing."
"WHAT?" Gary looks down his pants, seeing his penis still intact to his body "No it's here."
Bryan starts banging the counter with his fist while laughing his ass off "I got you! Oh my god you actually had to check and see. Man that's funny." Bryan laughs.
"Shut the fuck up!" Gary leans over the counter and clenches Bryan's shirt.
"Relax it was a joke. All you guys did last night was take some girls over to the hotel and fuck them.
Gary's angry expression slowly turned happy and he released Bryan "I like the sound of that."
"There wasn't a jynx was there? Because I know when I get wasted she looks good to me." Brock asked.
"No you guys actually fucked your selves some pretty hot hoes. And I fucked the shit out of this whore last night too. Did her in like a minute and busted on her back." Bryan laughs "she was so pissed. It was awesome. Ash didn't get any pussy though." Bryan pours two cups of coffee and hands them to the guys.
"You serve coffee here too?" Gary asks, and takes a sip.
"Yeah I turned it into a coffee shop by day, pick-up bar by night. I have to work 18 hour shifts to make it work." Bryan explains.
A depressed man sitting at the counter with a thick beard and tattered clothing looks up "I could help. I need a job." He coughs.
"Nahh. You'd just get in the way." Bryan replies.
The homeless man's head collapses on the counter. Brock and Gary exchange worried glances.
"He's fine. He's always sleeping." Bryan reassured them.
Brock chugs his coffee and sets the cup on the counter. "I still don't think we should look at each other for a while." He tells Gary.
"Fine by me. I'm going home." Gary takes some cash out of his pocket and slides it over to Bryan. He walks out of the bar.
"So Ash didn't have any luck last night?" Brock asked.
"No but keep trying. There's lots of ways to get laid. You can get a girl drunk, you can pay a girl to have sex with you, you can tell lies to get her to have sex with you, or you could rape a girl. I've tried them all." Bryan grins.
"I once drilled a hole in a bathroom wall and fucked a girl while I made my friend do the talking so she'd think it was him." Brock shared his story and grinned with delight.
Back in the maze, Rick was shaking himself off after the impact. He sits down looking at his feet "It's a good thing I wore my mine-proof boots today."
"Rick?" Todd walks from around the corner, surprised to see him there.
"I'm more persistent than you thought." Rick smiles.
"This is a death trap. There's flying killer robots and security poke'mon and explosives everywhere." Todd slinks down beside Rick.
"No matter what happens, I'm not dying here." Rick says, tears forming in his eyes.
"It looks hopeless." Todd says, feeling defeated. "I've already found body parts from other photographers that thought they could survive this maze."
"Well I am gonna survive. I can't die with a guilty conscience!" Rick exclaims.
"What do you mean?" Todd asks.
"A few years ago my wife was murdered and they never found the killer." Rick explained with great sadness.
"Oh." Todd lowered his gaze.
"Once I solve that mystery and get justice, then I can die in peace. Not now." Rick gets up on to his feet and collects himself.
"Let's work together to get out of here." Todd gets on to his feet and holds out his hand. Rick shakes it firmly. "Oh wait. I need to go back for my camera."
"What?" Rick raises his eyebrow.
"I dropped it when I was running from a syther. It's got important pictures on it. I have to get it." Todd says.
Being a photographer himself, Rick understood "Fine."
Meanwhile walking up to entrance of the security wall was Brock. He finally made his way back. He examines the security pad and buzzes for entry.
Inside Delia looks at the security monitor. "Welcome home, Brock. Come on in." she pushes a button that opens up the ground in front of him, revealing a stairway leading underground.
"Thanks Mrs. Ketchum." He walks down the flight of stairs till he reaches the bottom where a track leads to the mansion. He gets in a cart on the track and pulls the lever to drive him over.
After reaching the end, he gets out of the cart and into an elevator that takes him up inside the house. Once inside he walks into the living room where everybody except Ash was in. "Hey, guys." He unenthusiastically greeted.
"Where's my grandson at?" Sam asked.
"He went home…because he was feeling sick." Brock lied.
"What did you do last night, Brock?" May asked.
"Not Gary that's for sure!" he quickly replied. The confused looks on everyone's faces jolted another response "I just hung out at a bar. Met some girls. Just normal straight guy activities."
"We were waiting for you to get back so you could help cook a big meal for tonight. We're having another party." Delia happily told him.
"Oh. Cool. Sounds fun. I'm just gonna go take a shower first." He turns around and walks down the hall to the bathroom.
"I'm afraid I won't be able to join you guys tonight." Sam gets up off the recliner. "I need to go back to the lab and take care of some things. So if anyone wants to leave, now is your chance."
Ritchie, Macy, and Lisa follow the professor up to the roof to leave after they say goodbye.
Brock opens the door to the bathroom where a completely naked and damp Ash Ketchum stands. Both of them scream in horror. Ash wraps a towel around his waist.
"Ahh I've seen too many dicks today!" Brock yells.
"What are you doing?" Ash asks angrily.
"I didn't know you were in here." Brock tells him.
"Well go away. I don't want to see you. You lied to me. You said I was gonna get laid last night and instead you got to have all the fun." Ash crossed his arms and turned around.
"I'm sorry, Ash. I didn't plan for that. Besides I don't remember anything that happened. I was smashed out of my head." Brock told him.
"Yeah well I'm still a virgin over here. I don't care what anyone says. I'm not counting that other time!" Ash angrily shouts toward the mirror.
"Listen, buddy. Tonight is gonna be different. We're having another party. We'll get the girls liquored up and I won't drink a drop. I'll be completely sober and help you get laid no matter what."
Ash turns back around to face his friend "You promise?"
"I promise." Brock fist-bumps Ash and reassures him.
Todd and Rick carefully walk through the maze, looking for the lost camera when they spot it in plain sight. "There it is let's get it and go." Rick takes a step towards it, but Todd pulls his arm to stop him. "What are you doing?"
"That's not where I dropped it…this is a trap." Todd realized.
"Are you sure?" Rick asked.
"Yes. That syther planted it there knowing I'd be back for it." Todd explained.
"Then what do we do?"
"I have a plan"
Todd and Rick retreated behind one of the walls and discussed the plan to get the camera at great length. After they were both clear on the details and aware of their surroundings, they put it into action.
The syther hid in the bushes, watching and waiting, when he spotted Rick step out of hiding. "There's my camera!" Rick shouted.
"Sy!" Syther jumped out of the bushes and exposed his blades for Rick to see.
"Oh no! A syther!" Rick took off running back where he came from, prompting syther to chase after him.
Once they were gone, Todd stepped out from his hiding spot and picked up the camera. "Perfect." He smiled and stuck the camera in his bag.
Rick pumped his legs faster and faster as syther was gaining ground by flight. Then Rick ran into a dead end with no way to turn but the way he came from. He turns around to see syther standing there looking at him.
Syther rubbed his blades together and slowly walked towards the trapped helpless photographer when BOOM! He stepped in the wrong place and ignited a mine to explode and blast the poke'mon away.
"Yes!" Rick cheered, but his celebrating was abruptly ended by a hover weapon robot that spotted him and took aim. He gasped. "No…"
The machine pointed its laser at Rick's heart and prepared to fire…
When out of nowhere SMASH! Todd came running from the side and smashed the robot with his tripod, sending it flying into a wall.
"You saved me!" Rick ran over to Todd and gave him a big hug.
Todd dropped his tripod and hugged back "I had too. After what you told me. I had too."
Their happy faces did a 180 when they looked around, finding themselves surrounded by dozens of the flying robots, and dozens of sythers.
"Any more ideas…?" Rick asked.
To be continued…
Crazier moments are to come so stay tuned. R&R ^^
