Desperate housewife

By: bloodysword99

Chapter 3: Commitment of a false wedding

"No! Absolutely Not!"

"Jay you need to do this…I promised Sandor to get you ready and a knight always sticks to their word…"

"That's right JJ. You agreed to be Red's wife, didn't you…"

"B-but…"

"JJ there's no way to run now. You have that really expensive looking ring to prove that…" The treasure chick gazed upon the shining purple Amethyst. O how it teased her by not being in her possession, O how Norma wanted to sell it.

"Shall we get started Jay?" Chloe raised up a lovely pink dress.

In the Oresuren village, in the scallop brother's residence, the drowning knight and the treasure chick carried two big bags as Jay gulped in the fear of what was within it.

"Oh C! I think blue would be nicer!" Norma opened the bag and raised a royal blue dress.

"Let's try the yellow one…" Chloe suggested.

"Na. JJ doesn't suit bright colors. How about nice hot colors like red?" Norma picked up a red dress.

"Well, it depends on the given occasion. Sandor just wants Jay to look good…."

"Please! No more dresses! I can't even see the floor anymore!" they looked around and saw the floor covered in all kinds of dresses.

"Getting ready I see…You better hurry…" A certain scallop came in with a smile on his face.

"Poppo…Please, don't start…" Jay just held his head knowing Moses arranged a…a…

"You'll be late for your wedding Jay…"

"Poppo it's not a wedding. It's a signing of a slightly fake contract of wedlock…" The ninja explained.

"Quppo, here to escort the bride for the wedding" Quppo came in the house.

"It's not a wedding!" Jay exclaimed.

"Hey where's the other scallop?" Norma asked as she looked at a few dresses.

"Pippo said he'll be with the others to fix a few glitches…" Quppo said as he picked up a dress and looked at it.

"And I think there's a big glitch here to." Poppo chuckled.

"That stupid bandit, why did he have to go through all this trouble?" The ninja muttered staring at his silver ring.

-Meanwhile-

"Damn it! Nothins' ready!"

"Moses calm down!" The alliance Marine sweet dropped seeing Moses running around panicking in Will's living room.

"The marriage approver will be here any minute with Will." Senel warned him but he kept…

"Ahhhhh! I'm not dressed yet! What am suppose ta say!? How will I say it!? Senel!" He kept panicking and running around still in his bandit outfit. The alliance Marine sighed, grabbed the bandit's shoulder, and dragged his but to the couch.

"MOSES! Calm down and pull yourself together! Here wear this! Harriet picked it for you! Now go up the stairs and get dressed!" the alliance Marine ordered throwing the black and white clothing to Moses.

The bandit looked at Senel with shock seeing he would never act like this. By the look in his face, he looked stressed with big dark eye bags. The alliance Marine looked so tired since he has to prepare all this with the group.

"Um. O-Ok…" He answered going up stairs.

"Man! I'm freaking out over this!" Senel yelled as he took his clipboard and started scribbling notes.

Meanwhile

"Oh my goodness…" Norma mumbled.

"J-Jay, You look remarkable." Chloe gasped.

"Moses is a lucky man." Poppo said.

"Just splendid!" Quppo cheered.

"Norma don't you have to be somewhere?" Chloe asked. Then, Norma slapped her forehead remembering something.

"Oh shoot! I need to be at the plaza ASAP!" She said running out of the house.

"See you at Teach's house!"

Meanwhile

"Elsa I need more lettuce." Harriet said.

"Here you go." Elsa handed Harriet the lettuce.

In the bakery shop, the others heard the news, so they decided to help.

"That cake needs to be perfect! You hear!" Mimi commanded the bakers as she held a breadstick it her hand.

"Mimi! Harriet! We need to hurry!" Elsa yelled.

"Right!"

Meanwhile

"Oh these flowers look great. It's so hard to choose." Shirley scanned the flowerbed just outside of town for the perfect flowers with Grune by her side.

"Oh such a pretty flower…" Grune crunched down and took a glimpse at a certain flower. The Merines looked over and…

"Grune! That's perfect!"

Meanwhile

"Hit it scallop!" Norma yelled a she stood in the center of the plaza. Then, Pippo started to play his harp.

"You're up, BB's!" Just then, Curtis and Isabella slide in with their posse.

"C'mon guys! Senny is going to explode if this isn't done!"

Meanwhile

"You actually agreed to this." Arnold Alcott sighed accompanying Will into Madam Musette's living room.

"I had no choice." The researcher answered.

"It's really kind of you Will to set these fake marriage papers for Moses and Jay…" Musette smiled walking in with the papers.

"I'm the one should be thanking you. Without you're words, the marriage department wouldn't be convinced to approve this fake marriage." Will thank the old mistress.

"It's my pleasure…" She giggled.

Meanwhile

"It's time…" the bandit sighed looking at himself in a formal white collared long sleeved shirt, with a black coat, pants, and black shoes.

"I'm not use ta wearin' these formal cloths…" He slightly unbuttoned white shirt from the collar exposing the upper part of his chest and opening up the coat in a dangling form making it look like a not so formal outfit.

Moses sighed once again and outside of the window of Will's room.

"Today's the day. I'll be makin' a commitment…to Jay…"

After an hour

"Shirley, get the entire set of flowers to my house! And give a bunch of them to Jay!" Senel ordered. The Merines nodded and ran off.

"Ok, flowers are done. Elsa, how's the cake and food?" The alliance Marine asked.

"The foods are going great but the cherries for the cake are not enough." Elsa said.

"Then, use blueberries. After that, Csaba and the others will help you carry them to my house. We've got no time people!" Senel yelled.

"Norma, how's the music going along?"

"All set, Senny!"

"Let's go people!" Senel ordered. He scribbled once again in his clipboard for all the arrangement to fall in place.

"I never agreed to be the organizer. Jay and Moses should appreciate all this."

Talk about a commitment for a wedding…A fake wedding that is…

The only thing missing now to seal the deal, if they say…

"I do…"