Disclaimer:
Nope, still don't own Twilight, New Moon,
ECT.
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This
time it's... JACOB BLACK!
/applause/
Know
your stars...know your stars- WAIT! Before we begin, one question,
Jacob.
Jake:
What?
Schnauzer
or Terrier?
Jake:
Not funny. I'm a werewolf...RAWR!
Jacob
Black...his mom was a Great Dane and Billie was a hound dog...
Jake:
No!! Mom was human, dad was human, and I'm werewolf!!! GRR!
Jacob
Black...just loves to feel the breeze blowing through his long
pelt...
Jake:
What?! Uhm...
Jacob
Black...is being difficult and won't admit it...
Jake:
That was a really stupid question. But fine...ALRIGHT, I DO!!!
Jacob
Black...once dressed like Alice from Alice in Wonderland and sprouted
up through the roof like that scene in the rabbit's house...
Jake:
No! What? That was stupid!!
Jacob
Black... likes to see the pictures of Daniel Radcliffe
naked...
Jake:
No, but Bella sure does. Watch this!
/Random reel of Bella
DROOLING over the nasty pics/
Charlie: ISABELLA
SWAAAAANNNN!!
Bella: JACOB BLACK! WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING ME
GROUNDEDDD?! NOOOO!
Edward: And here I thought I was the only man
you could drool over... /shakes head/
Jacob
Black... is a relationship ruiner...
Jake:
No! I don't mean too!!!!
Jacob
Black... is about to get plowed in to by a perpetual brick
wall...
Jake:
Um, wha- /BANG!/
Now
you know...Jacob Black...the werewolf who likes to feel the wind
through his pelt, is difficult, likes to cosplay Alice in Wonderland,
likes to stare at pictures of Daniel Radcliff naked, is a
relationship ruiner, and got plowed into by a perpetual brick
wall...
Jake:
I'll get you back, stupid voice thing! I SWEAR I WILL!
No
you won't.
END.
Next
time it's... ALICE CULLEN!
