HAHAHA I am back yet again with another suggestion from Ri-16-Chan!!! MUAHAHAHA!! Yes annoying the Akatsuki is fun, you should try it too!!

It had been a few weeks since Itachi's birthday and WOW had they gotten a lot of fan mail…and the best part, or worst part, was Pein was furious!!!

Pein: WHAT IS WITH ALL THE FAN MAIL!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET HIDE OUT!!!

Konan: Pein calm down, it's not like a huge fan from that youtube video is going to jump through the window and declare today a national holiday.

Deidara: That was really random Konan.

BOOM!!! The window broke open and a girl with waist length red hair jumped through and landed on Kisame's lap.

Hidan: WHAT THE—

Tobi: Who are you?

The girl stood up and shouted: My name is Rika Utari and I officially declared today Rika Utari Day!!! Bow at my feet peasants!!!

Sasori: Nice job Konan. I bet you said that on purpose.

Konan: Well it's not like the Leaf ninja are here with her…

Rika: Oh yeah!! Come in guys!!

Yup so the Leaf ninja that were at Itachi's birthday all climbed through the window, and yet again we were chorused with a series of "BROTHER!!!" "SISTER!!!". When that was over Rika walked over to the table, stood on it looked at everyone.

Rika: Because today has been declared Rika Utari Day, all of you must do exactly what I say!!

Itachi: Why should I do what you say.

Rika: If you don't I will steal all of your nail polish!

Itachi: NEVER!!!

Sakura: Oh by the way Itachi can you do my nails later?

Itachi: Yup!!!

Sasuke: Why can't I do your nails!?!?

Tenten: Because last time it ended up on my face!!

Neji: You put nail polish on Tenten's face…-smirk-

Hinata: N-Neji, y-you can't p-paint nails t-to s-save your l-life.

Kiba: Neji…painting nails…I can't even begin to imagine.

Shino: Kiba speaking of painting nails can I see Akamaru for a minute?

Kiba: What does that have to do with nails?

Shino: You will see… -picks up Akamaru and shows Kiba his nails- Your sister likes to play dress up with Akamaru…

Lee: WHAT IS SO WRONG ABOUT YOUTHFULLY PAINTING NAILS?

Ino: It's weird for guys to paint nails…

Deidara: INO!!

Ino: Oh well except for the Akatsuki.

Rika: GRRR! Now do my biddings peasants!! I want Itachi to paint my nails, Sasori to put on a puppet show, and Tobi to get me a lollipop!!

Kisame and Kakashi: Lollipop…-giggles pervertedly-

Rika: EEWWW!! Scratch that, I don't want a lollipop anymore…

Tobi: Why? Is Tobi not a good boy? –anime tears-

Rika: Umm well…it's hard to explain…but Tobi is a good boy!!

Tobi: So I need to get you a lollipop?

Kisame and Kakashi: Lollipop…-giggles pervertedly-

Konan: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!!

Naruto: Sound like someone is in the middle of the certain time of the month…

Sakura: You idiot!! Come back here so I can strangle you for Konan!!!

Sakura and Konan chase Naruto around the room. Everyone watches in amusement.

Rika: This is better than a puppet show any day!! Itachi, paint my nails faster!! Kisame I want some goldfish!!

Kisame: NO NOT NEMO!!! -faints-

Tenten: -hitting forehead- The cracker you idiot…

Rika: You are my new best friend!!

Tenten: Yeah!!!

Lee and Neji: But I thought we were your best friends Tenten!!!

Rika: TOO BAD WHAT I SAY GOES!!!

Naruto: -still being chased by Sakura and Konan- Rika are you having that time of the month too?

Chouji: Naruto you really are and idiot aren't you?

Rika: AHA!!! ANOTHER NEW BEST FRIEND!! NOW GO AND CHASE NARUTO FOR ME!!!

Chouji and Tenten both join the chase for Naruto. Shikamaru on the other hand has fallen asleep and Sasuke is off in the corner being his emo self. Sasori, Deidara, Hidan and Pein were able to escape the madness, while Kakashi and Kisame were video taping yet again. This went on for a good 2 hours before Itachi suddenly thought of an idea.

Itachi: Wait why are we doing this? We are the Akatsuki!!!

Rika: TOO BAD FOR YOU…'CAUSE GUESS WHAT? I JUST JOINED THE AKATSUKI!!!

Konan-who had stopped chasing Naruto-: What how is that possible?!?!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!! Tobi likes Rika!! Rika is a good girl!!

Lee: She is also very youthful and I will protect her with my life!!

Rika: Another best friend! YEAH!! But the spandex and bowl cut will have to go. Oh and it seem someone will need to introduce you to tweezers.

Lee: BUT THEY ARE ALL SO YOUTHFUL!!!

Tenten: YES!! RIKA I LOVE YOU!!! I have been trying to fix him for the past…wait a second –counts on fingers- for the past 5 years!!

Chouji: Just do it.

Lee: -anime tears- Gai-sensei I refuse to change!!!

Lee then jumps out the window and runs far, far, far, FAR away.

Sakura: Hey Rika, I am sorry to say, but we really got to leave.

Rika: WHY?!?!

Sasuke: Because—

Rika: No one cares about you and your emoness!! Sakura explain!

Sakura: Yeah well we gotta get back for Tsunade or she might fire me and Ino and Hinata for being gone so long…Oh and everyone else will be in trouble too, but Sasuke is already in a bunch of trouble so it would just be worse.

Rika: -sigh- Fine I guess you guys can leave, but only because my holiday ends at sundown and it in now officially sundown.

The Leaf ninja: YEAH!!!

Akatsuki: DON'T LEAVE HER WITH US!!!

Sakura: Sorry Itachi gotta go bye!!

The Leaf ninja quickly run out of the Akatsuki hide out and all the way back to the village, where Kakashi posted the new video on youtube. Rika looks at the other Akatsuki members, who look like they are about ready to cry.

Rika: LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!

Akatsuki: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Yup so there it is…will need more suggestions to continue writing though. :P

I really want to make the Akatsuki crumble…hehe crumble is a funny word…YUP so that's pretty much it for now…

Jam