Another Brief Note: Don't always expect updates to be so frequent. The reasons that this is being updated so quickly are:
A: As I have already stated, it is a rewritten version of Know Your Stars: Mineral Town that I had uploaded before. While a few new things are added here and there, the story is pretty much just the fleshing out of an outline. Once the outline runs out.....Then more time will have to be taken to write each chapter.
B: This is my Script Frenzy....I know it makes no sence....But....I am still trying to reach a 100 pages under the same format settings...I'm just transforming a "script" into a story. Back to the point, because of Frenzy, this story has taken the front seat out of all my other projects. Once April is over, I can't garentee the importance of this fanfic. I won't stop writting this so please put down the flamming pitchforks. I'm mearly saying that this won't be updated nearly this frequent later on because of my other works.
On a completely different note, I still do not own Harvest Moon, Script Frenzy (or her sister project: NaNoWriMo), Know Your Stars, or sanity.
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THE SECOND VICTIM: RICK
It had been a week since Jack had gone missing. At first, no one in Mineral Town took it seriously. The male farmer got lost all the time. But after a while, people started to become concerned...Or ecstatic.
Little did anyone know about Jack's true location.
For the past week, Jack had been in bed recovering from the injuries sustained on him by the events that had occurred in the dark room.
Today however, he had the horrid misfortune of being back in the room.
"For appearance's sake," Aqua had explained to the others, "It gives a unified feel to the show. The previous guest's appearance connects both the previous episode and the next one."
"What's wrong, Jack?" Chef asked the desolate farmer as he brought in the equipment from last time.
"YOU'RE what the matter is," Jack grumbled.
"What do you mean by that? I'm feeling quite fine thank you. You are the one who seems to be in the most pain at the moment...." Chief stated plainly before reaching a much more logical conclusion. "Oh...You mean last time...Sorry about that. We didn't mean for you to be pummeled to a pulp. That part at least was accidental."
"I hate you," Jack muttered with immense bitterness.
"That's nice," Aqua said, coming up from behind Chief. "Now, do the disclaimer statement and we'll let you leave."
"Thankfully the author of this story doesn't own any of Harvest Moon's legal rights. She also doesn't own Know Your Stars or any amount of sanity. I don't think she even owns a plot," Jack told the camera with a glare.
It switched over to a smiling Aqua. "Let's get the show started!"
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Rick was yelling at Kai as usual. Well...This was not exactly as usual in two ways. First, he wasn't yelling at Kai, he was yelling at a picture of Kai. Rick had found it in his sister's bedroom a while back and took it hostage so he could relieve his loathing for Kai whenever Kai was not there to take it.
Secondly, never before had a pit/vortex/portal thingy appeared beneath Rick and taken him to a dark room...Or ANYWHERE for that matter.
Rick glanced about the room and although he would never admit it, the chicken boy was petrified. "Anybody?" he called out, trying his hardest to keep his fright out of his tone.
"Rick has anger management issues."
Not too surprisingly, Rick was not too thrilled with the mysterious voice. He had fallen in a strange room in the middle of his daily Kai bashing and instead of answers he was being humiliated by insane accusations.
"I do NOT have anger management issues!" Rick said obstinately.
"Hmm...You're right. Rick is just a bad drunk."
It took Rick a moment to steady himself before he cried out, "WHAT?!"
"Apparently, he also has bad hearing. I said that you are a bad drunk."
"I am not a bad drunk or, for that matter, any type of drunk at all!" Rick proclaimed exasperatedly.
"See? You are getting angry again," the voice said amid laughter.
Rick had no idea what the voice found so hysterical until it added, "Rick looks funny when he is mad."
"I don't!" Rick yelled back.
The voice burst into laughter again.
Rick sighed, defeated. There was no reasoning with this voice. "Well...At least it won't say anything anymore...Now I can leave..."
He got down on his knees and began to feel his way about.
"No, you can't."
"Why not?" Rick demanded of the voice...Although this one sounded different...Slightly higher in pitch.
"There is no door," the voice replied. Although that was not the truth. There was indeed a door. But since this was Kappa's house in the lake, to leave would be a very hazardous idea.
"Drat," Rick muttered under his breath.
"Rick likes to talk," said the deeper voice who had apparently recovered from laughing.
"One would think that you are the one who enjoys talking, considering that you haven't shut up yet."
"I don't like talking...Just torturing you," the voice replied jovially.
Too jovially for Rick.
"I can see that," he replied. Rick was long past his last nerve considering that he was always on his last nerve to begin with. "Actually...I can't see much of anything," he amended.
Chief motioned with his hands that they were running out of film, having not bought any the day before.
The voice sighed, "I could do this for a lot longer....But we're out of time."
Rick nearly jumped up and down for joy. "Thank goodness!"
"Well, now you know more about Rick who looks funny when he is angry, which is frequent because he has anger management issues and is a bad drunk. He likes to talk a lot because he can't hear anyone else and therefore thinks he is the only one with something to say.
"Wait a second here!" cried out Rick.
"What? I'm just about to rap this up! Eager for more torture perchance? Don't worry. We can do some more later on if you'd like...."
"NO MORE! I think that I've had more then enough already!" Rick shouted.
"Well...This is just my opinion but...You shouldn't have forgotten to get the film...He...Hasn't...Um...Had enough yet," Timid told the camera.
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Next time will be Doctor.
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This story is purely for comedic effect only.
Sorry for offending anyone's favorite characters and I hope that this is remotely funny.
Please review. Any and all flames shall be used to set Rick on fire.
Rick: Waaaaa!!!!!!!!!
