First Break-Up
"Hi, Bella!" Edward said as he walked to my house with something small in his hand. He was chewing intently but his mouth was closed so it was all good.
"Hi stranger." I said. He stopped in front of me and swallowed. He leaned down and pecked me on the lips.
"What are you eating?" I asked as we sat on my front steps.
"Tootsie rolls." He said as he stuffed another into his mouth.
"Can I have one?" I asked quickly.
"Sorry Bells, that was my last one." I scoffed. I furrowed my eyebrows and sat quietly. I looked at him as he lazily chewed with his eyes on a chipmunk in my yard.
"I'm breaking up with you." I said as I stood up. He swallowed with an audible gulp and proceeded to choke. "Well, don't die." I said slapping his back.
"What did I do?" He wheezed.
"I dunno." I said as I walked inside, closing the door behind me.
"Hey, Mom!" I yelled up the stairs.
"Yes?"
"Do we have any tootsie rolls?"
