What Realy Happened…

Disclaimer: Cant have a fan fic without it


Scene 1

(Just after the 3rd Angel was destroyed)

(Final Fantasy Victory Music starts playing)

Shinji: Alright!

Ritsuko: What in the world?

(Text appear on her screen)

125 Gil

612 Ex

Shinji leveled up!

Atk increase 3

Def increase 4

Int increase 1

Agl increase 2

Learned Kadoh-ken


Scene 2

(During the scene where Misato was yelling at Shinji for disobeying orders)

Misato: Tell me Shinji. What is it that you want

Shinji: what I want? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT! (Pulls out an ax (The musical one, not the weapon))
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
Turn it down you say,
Well all I got to say to you is time and time again I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
Tell me not to play
Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play, I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
So, if you ask me why I like the way I play it
There's only one thing I can say to you
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
There's a feelin' that I get from nothin' else and there ain't nothin' in the world
That makes me go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
Turn the power up
I've waited for so long so I could hear my favorite song so,
Let's go! Go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
When it's like this I feel the music shootin' through me There's nothin' else that I would rather do
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

(Up in Gendos office)

Fuyutsuki: Well sir, you got to admit. He's much better at it then you

Gendo: Shut up


Scene 3

(Shinji is at one of the computers typing furiously)

Maya: Shinji? What are you doing?

Shinji: Oh, nothing much. I just hacked into the Evas programming and reprogrammed them.

Maya: Why did you do that? And won't you be punished if the commander finds out?

Shinji: Don't worry about it. The program I used is completely 100 hand-to-hand combat. If anything, I just improved their combat abilities.

Maya: Ok, if you say so

(Angel siren goes off)

Shinji: Now to test it out

(During the battle with a random angel)

Asuka: (Looks around) Where is that baka?

Shinji: (His eva jumps off of a building dressed as scorpion. Points at the angel) I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!

Angel: (Tilts its head) Your on punk!

Nerv: (gasps) it speaks!

Voice from nowhere: 1 round match. Final round. Fight!

Shinji: (Hits the angel with a harpoon) Get over here! (does a 6-hit combo then does a teleport punch)

Shinji: Finish it off Rei! Press punch, punch, punch, punch, energy

Rei: Ok (does it. Eva shouts) Galick Gun! (Destroys the Angel)

Maya: Shinji! How did you get the Evas to do that?

Shinji: Well for mine all I did was up-loaded Mortal Kombat Trilogy into the Eva. For Rei I used Vegeta from DBZ Budokai 2 and for Asuka…

Asuka's Eva: (Does the super taunt)

Shinji: … I used Dan


Scene 4

(When Shinji and his father met after he abandoned him)

Gendo: If you won't pilot it, then leave. We have no use for a coward like you

Shinji: (Looks pissed) (Thinking) There is no way I'm going to let him get away with that! (talking) Oh ya? Well your mother was a hamster and your father smells like elderberries!

Gendo: (Runs into his office crying)


And that's all for now. Till next time! That is, if there is a next time.