"So Hogwarts is now the last safe place for humans," Dumbledore said looking past the Anti-Muggle Switch to McGonagall who had been dancing around his office for the past 15 minutes.
"What? Oh, yea."
"What's up with you?" Dumbledore asked.
McGonagall avoided the question. "Aren't you supposed to be dead.
"The author has so kindly brought me back to life and would like me to remind you fo the little agreement the two of you had."
She stopped. "The one where she wanted me to hop around while screaming the Barney song?"
"Well is that the one?"
"You're not helping," McGonagall snapped. "Didn't she want you to get your hair cut after she brought you back to life and to ditch that thing you tie your beard with?"
"As a matter of fact I did. I had it trimmed. ¼ of an inch."
"1/4 of an inch? You idiot, that's not getting your hair cut!"
"Of course it is."
"Is not."
"Is too." Dumbledore shrieked
"Whatever." McGonagall resumed dancing.
"What's wrong wit chu, bret? Stop dancing, bret."
"Leave me alone. I'm planning my next make out date with Snape."
"Oh ho," Dumbledore giggled. "McG and Snape sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
All of a sudden, Snape burst into the room. "Ooo, oooo, sing along. More, more." He stopped as the clock boomed out. "It's naked time!"
He stripped off his shirt and started singing.
"I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout…."
"Oh my gosh, I can't watch." McGonagall covered her eyes.
Dumbledore looked fascinated. "Why? I thought you were going out with him."
"You pervert, stop looking at him."
"When I get all steamed up
I will shout……"
"You know, he does have a very nice six-pack," Dumbledore said.
"Ewww. Get away from me!"
"Tip me over and pour me out." Snape looked up. "Thank you, thank you very much."
McGonagall stomped up to him. "You idiot. You're fired from being my boyfriend."
Snape started whimpering. "No, no, McGonagall my love, NOOOOOOO."
McGonagall turned on her heel and stomped out.
Snape sniffed at Dumbledore, and then started bawling.
Dumbledore smiled. "Is Snapey wapey sad? I'll give you a BIG hug so you'll feel all warm inside."
Snape looked shocked. He backed towards the wall with the Anti-Muggle Switch in it.
"Come here Snapey wapey. Let me give you a hug."
A Hobbit popped up. "Yola senoritas."
Snape and Dumbledore both stared.
The Hobbit giggled insanely "Water balloon fight!" He throws a balloon at Dumbledore.
Dumbledore screams. "I'm melting, I'm melting."
Snape joins in yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Save me."
Then- plop. All that is left of Dumbledore is a puddle.
Snape looked ready to murder. "I'll get you for this," he told the hobbit.
"He he sure you will." The hobbit disappeared with a loud CRACK.
Snape looked down at the puddle, which was once Dumbledore. He sat down and sobbed.
And sobbed.
And sobbed.
And cried some more.
Finally, after almost an hour, Snape looked up. He had an evil glint in his eye.
Something bad is going to happen.
Snape determinedly stood up, and walked over to the wall holding the Anti-Muggle switch.
Jaws music starts playing
He pulled the switch down.
Down.
Down.
Down.
A lightning bolt came out of nowhere.
All was silent.
