A/N: Yay! This was a semi-quick update! For me anyways…haha. Well, finals are officially over!! –confetti falls from the air with balloons- :D That means it's summer, I have a job interview Monday! But yeah, other then that I'll be bored….I spent all day yesterday playing an online MMORPG called Tales of Pirates. It's basically the best thing on earth. Not to mention addicting xD I'm Rane197 if you have it and wanna add me :3

Anyways! Moving on to chapter 3, enjoy!

-points up- I started writing this chapter in the beginning of summer…and I just finished it. Ehehe…..-scratches back of head nervously.-

One Last Note: I'll start putting at the top what pairings are in the chapter, then you won't be scarred by reading a pairing you don't like :D

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto I'd make an episode where Sakura and Kakashi decide that leaving Naruto and Sasuke alone on a survival mission would be a good idea…forever. I smell yaoi… :3

Warning: Yaoi, Slash, Shouta, BL, Boy x Boy pairings and innuendo's (in your endo) are in this story. Don't like it? Then stfu and don't read. KTHXBAI.

Pairings in this chapter: Slight GaaSaiNaru, you can see it if you squint.

Word Count: 588


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How To Ninja, 101

Chapter 3

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'Zombies and College Don't Mix'

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Uzumaki Naruto was currently sitting on his nice, safe, and comfy bed…reading. In college one has little time to read the books one would like, but somehow, he has managed to get a little of that something called…what was it again? Free time? Yes, that. And the book he was reading was The Zombie survival guide, by Max Brooks. Now, anyone who's not a moron knows Naruto's obvious fear of the paranormal and all things scary. So why on earth said boy was currently reading the book and trembling was reason beyond logic.

All of the sudden, the door cracked open. Naruto jumped and screamed like a little gir- made a very surprised manly noise. Gaara came in, not in the least bit surprised at his roommates girly-I mean manly screech.

"What are you doing, Naruto"

"Oh, umm…ehehehe, h-hey G-Gaara." He giggled nervously and looked the other way. "J-just reading."

Gaara walked over, picking up the dropped book, and read the cover. "Zombies?"

"Yeah."

They started blankly at each other before the redhead handed the book back, the door moved again and the poor book was once again dropped on the floor, followed by a girly scre-…manly scream.

A rotting corpse walked through the door, moaning. Needless to say, Uzumaki Naruto screamed like a eight year old girl before running out the door like a manic.

Gaara turned and started at the "Zombie"

Said Zombie put a hand to it's face before peeling away a mask revealing the smiling face of Sai, Gaara and Naruto's other roommate.

"I read in a book that on Halloween one should dress up and scare people to recive candy. Why did Naruto-kun run away."

Gaara just stared at the raven before him, before allowing a small smile to grace his lips. He picked up his book bag before muttering a "got class in 10 minutes" and walking out the door.

Sai stood, confused. "I wonder why Naruto-kun ran away…..maybe his penis shrank."

A/N: A little early, yes, but Halloween's coming up. Yay for double updates!