Notes: I'm getting to Use the Man. This is for Dar, because... Hi! This was inspired by my sister Dawn demanding that Marik have a new pet.
QT Reload 3
XxX At Seto's house. XxX
Marik: What's that smell?
Bakura: You mean sound.
Marik: The one with the noises. And ears. Sound?
Bakura: It's Ryou. He's learning to play Seto's piano.
Marik: He's not very good at it.
Bakura: Frankensnakie has been gnawing on his arm for about thirty-six hours.
Marik: Yum. That reminds me, I need a new pet. Also, I'm hungry.
Bakura: What happened to Frogula? Did you get bored with watching him screech across rooms and latch onto strangers' necks?
Marik: No, that never gets old.
Bakura: Then what's wrong with him?
Marik: He's dead.
Bakura: Sucks. Who did it?
Marik: The French. So, will you make me a new pet? Malik says I have the creativity of a piece of toast. And Seto doesn't let me in the kitchen anymore.
Bakura: No. I have better things to do, the almighty Tomb Robber does not create his art on demand, peasant.
Marik: Better things to do like what? Gnawing on Ryou's other arm and painting your nails black?
Bakura: ...No...
Marik: You are filled with lies. Make me a new pet or Frankensnakie gets it.
Bakura: Frankensnakie would own you all over Seto's shiny floor.
Marik: True, that thing's freakin' vicious. So make me a pet and I'll give you something.
Bakura: It had better be something good.
Marik: Garlic bread.
Bakura: ...Fine.
XxX Later, with Seto. XxX
Bakura: Your pet is ready.
Seto: Isn't that just a potato with a mouse face drawn on it in permanent marker?
Bakura: Er... no. It's...a...eh...Potatomouse.
Marik: Oh. My. Ra. I love it. Come, Potatomouse, you must meet your future love, Frankensnakie.
XxX Marik wanders off with his potato to torment Frankensnakie. XxX
Bakura: I don't think Frankensnakie will want to sleep with that.
Seto: If I were you I'd start worrying about what to tell him when it starts sprouting.
Bakura: I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. As long as you keep buying more potatoes and my marker doesn't run out, we shouldn't have a problem.
XxX
Carrying on the proud tradition of crap endings.
