Jeh-kun: (southern accent) My dearest Lea-Chan why would you ever accuse me of being anything but kindly.
Leh-chan*sigh* lose the accent
Jeh-kun: I'm just being little ol' me.
Lea-chan: This is getting annoying.
#3 Well I've dated Uglier
Mina was joining the Date or Hate service and to her surprise it worked. She was meeting a really handsome looking guy that could put Johnny Depp to shame. So she was waiting at the Starbucks in the mall. But then she was thinking about all the failing guys she has dated. They were either too dumb, too good looking, or ugly. She laughed as the one guy that tried to hit on her had a bad acne gone wrong, wheezing, and started to talk all about the medical problems he had ranging from hypochondrias to the even sickest disease.
"I might have had a premature Pregnancy. But then I miscarried." He finally said as Mina slammed her head on the table.
"YOU CAN'T HAVE A PREMATURE PREGNANCY OR A MISCARRIAGE!!!! YOU ARE A GUY!!! OR YOU SHOULD BE A GUY!!!!" Mina shouted. "THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS DATE IS THAT YOU'RE REALLY HOT! AND I'VE DATED UGLIER!!!"
