A/N: Yay! an update! I can't believe I'm actually managing to do this~

Heheh... I imagine Shintaro and Ene have a healthy brother-sister-like relationship. Afterall, what I wrote here is what I mostly do to my younger siblings asking for help.

Disclaimer: I don't own KagePro or any of its characters. I don't own Coca Cola or any shit like that.


"How the hell is this even possible?!" Shintaro exclaimed, his voice in panic. This can't happen! This really can't happen! He could barely handle one super annoying cyber-girl. How was he going to handle this with another mysterious being in his phone which just happens to be a super dense, super curious, former-android? He groaned in despair. He planned to hang himself. Now, only if he could find some rope...

"I already told you, I don't know," Ene answered as she sat on the messaging icon. Her arms and incomplete legs were crossed. Her expression was impatient.

Shintaro's attention then turned to Konoha. His hair was disheveled from all the tossing and the bags under his eyes seemed to darken as he watched the albino poke through his contacts, waiting for an answer to this madness.

"He has no idea either," Ene answered for the boy. "I'm as much troubled about this situation as you are, you know?"

Shintaro knew that Ene held a different personality towards the android. She was more quiet and evasive when faced with Konoha. Her attitude around him almost hints dislike. Shintaro would have been pretty amused if Konoha and Ene were stuck in a different phone instead of his. He pinched the bridge of his nose. "Well, how are we going to handle this?!"

"I expect you to do something about it!" Ene demanded.

"What do you expect me to do?" Shintaro threw a hand up in the air, noting that the screen of his phone seemed so crowded with Konoha as an addition.

"I expect you to get him out of here!" Ene jabbed a finger against the screen.

"What? Why me? Why won't you do it?" Shintaro asked, backing his head away from his phone.

"I would if I could," she answered almost too furiously. "But how can I if I have none of the slightest clue as to why he's here?!"

"Neither do I," Shintaro reasoned.

"Then I expect you to figure it out," Ene argued. "You're clever, Master! I thought you were a genius."

"Fine!" Shintaro almost shouted. "You win! I'll try to think of something," he complied. "While I'm at it, I might even find a way to eliminate you..."

"What was that?" Ene asked dangerously.

"Nothing," was the only word Shintaro uttered before he pressed the side of his phone, making the screen go black. He set the phone on the coffee table and walked towards the kitchen to get fetch another glass of water.

The screen lit up again, showing Ene hitting her fists on the screen. "Master, you are such a jerk! Get back here! We are not yet done talking. Return here this instant!"

Shintaro smirked as he walked away from the living area. The sound of the cyber-girl's incessant loud mouthing faded as he went further.

He took a glass from the Dan's cupboard and grabbed a pitcher of water from the refrigerator. He poured the cold sparkling water into the glass then drank it all in one go. It was definitely thirst quenching. He could feel it moistening his throat and how much it refreshed him. Of course, water could not compare to the deliciousness of Coke, but Shintaro was smart enough to know that soda will not rehydrate him as effectively considering how much he sweated earlier.

He poured a second glass and watched the clock on the wall and how its green digital numbers blinked 12:45. He gulped down the water and through his peripheral vision, he couldn't help but think he imagined the numbers momentarily blink blue as it struck 12:46.

He stared at the clock whose numbers are once more green then he gazed out the window and it still looked extremely hot. The buildings outside appeared hazy and it was too bright that Shintaro had to turn his head away since it hurt his NEET eyes.

He heard static resound in the room as if someone were turning a dial on a radio. He searched around, only to look horrifyingly at the radio that sat on the counter. He watched as the radio adjusted and started to ring.

"...ster...! Master! You little..." Ene's voice came out. "You're not getting away so easily. You're going to help me!"

Shintaro rushed out of the kitchen for his escape. Everything started to fill with power; the microwave, the timer... Ene got into anything she could interfere with.

"Ahh!" he screamed as Ene appeared on the television screen along with Konoha who must have followed her. He looked clueless as Ene waved her arms around.

"Master!" she yelled as he ran upstairs.

Ene infiltrated every device in the house. Her voice echoed through the walls.

Why does the Dan have so many electronics?!

"MasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMasterMaster."

Shintaro's palms pressed against his ears, trying to block off the sound. He ran to the door at the very end of the corridor, the only place he knew there were no electronics.

He turned the knob of the bathroom door and slammed it behind him. He leaned against the door and breathed a sigh of relief.

"That girl... She never knows when to stop..."

There was nothing Ene could get into in the bathroom. Nope, nothing at all. It was completely Ene-free. Shintaro, however, was bothered by a tiny problem.

It stank inside the bathroom. The foul-smelling odor was a challenge to ignore. A note stuck on the tiled wall just above the toilet.

Kano, I swear I'm going to kill you. I asked you to clean the toilet a weekago.

-Kido

The smell was unbearable. Shintaro could feel bile going up his throat which he released in the clogged toilet. It made things even worse. The room smelled thrice as horrible as before. He can't stay in this room. He opened the window, having every intention to jump but was afraid to break a couple of bones since he was a cowardly little hiki-NEET.

Aw, Shintaro, why does the universe hate you so much?!

He had noticed that the noise outside had died off into nothing. He cautiously cracked the door open, sticking his head out to check for any signs of approaching chaos. He took a tentative step outside the bathroom and assumed it was already safe.

He walked down the stairs, careful not to make any creaking sounds. His eyes landed on the television screen where Ene sat alone in the middle, fiddling with her sleeves. Her eyes were cast down and she seemed deep in thought.

"E-Ene...?"

Ene gave the most unlikely reaction. "Ah, Master..." she said, glancing at him briefly as a sign of acknowledgement.

"Ene," he repeated.

"Yeah?"

"I promise I'll help, you know?" he told her which earned him a smile. It wasn't the cheeky or mischievous smile that Ene always wore. This smile was faint and her eyes indeed showed gratefulness, all wanting to convey a message she never actually says.

Thank you


A/N: How are you liking the story so far? What do you think of the interactions? Please tell me~

Next chapter's already planned. Just need to muster up the energy to write it down XD