Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Family Guy or this idea so sad T-T. Some old people do and this is my brother's idea .

Chapter 2: Nerd Wars II attack of the idiots

A/N: This is obviously a pun on Star wars II: Attack of the clones. Most of the titles will have a pun on numbers. We won't tell you how it is. On with the Theme Song!(Fighting Dreamers song by Peter and Chris.)

Narrator: Last time on "Where were you when the world turned upside-down?" Peter and the gang learned there characters and were about to meet them. How will it go? Find Out!

Peter: (like the Fonz) Ehhh… Well, hi Kakashi. Long time no see.

Kakashi: We were pen pals. We can't see each other or meet each other in person.

Lois: Please forgive my husband he is mentally retarded.

Peter: (in a dumb person way) daa…me well English. (Back to his normal speech) So where are you guys going?

Kakashi: We're going on a cruise to the Caribbean's and then to Mexico.

Peter: How long will it take?

Kakashi: Well, it's about 3 months.

Lois: (sarcastically) well this is going to be fun.

Kakashi: It somewhat is. Does anyone of you know martial arts?

Peter: Pretty much all of us, except Meg, Neil, and Mort.

Meg: Dad I hate you!

Peter: That's right sweety. (Whispering to Kakashi) She's are least favorite one.

Kakashi: Ok do you know what hand signs, chakra, and ninja arts are?

Peter: Well, Chris and I mastered sign language and that's, it.

Kakashi: Oh, this will be long. I'll teach you.(Kakashi talked for 20 min. summarizing as much as he can) whatever you don't know, ask the teachers at the academy. Ok lets meet the characters. Peter who are you going to be?

Peter: Chouji!

Kakashi: Ok…perfect choice. You guys look alike. Meet Chouji. (Chouji walked up to Peter)

Chouji: I am going to be him! Oh crap munch munch

Kakashi: Who is Tsunade, Naruto, Sakura, Inner Sakura, and Sasuke?

Peter: Tsunade is my sexy wife, Lois. Naruto is my son Chris. Sakura is my ugly son… I mean my beautiful daughter Meg.

Meg: Dad I hate you! You fat ass son of a bitch!

Peter: Go to hell Meg!…I mean I love you sweety. Ok Inner Sakura is Joe Swanson and Sasuke is Kevin his son.

Tsunade: I can live with this.

Naruto: That guy is fat and retarded! Believe it!

Chris: Well you are short and…and…(runs to his mom) he called me names(sobbing).(Lois did not pay attention)

Sakura: What the hell! We don't look anything alike. She has a hairy upper lip.

Meg: Go to hell bitch! Go to hell! I hate you all!

Naruto: You can't call Sakura-chan that! ( he punches Meg in the face and know one cares of her)

Sasuke: Oh, whatever.

Sakura: Sasuke-kun your so cool!(has hearts in her eyes, Meg wakes up all of a sudden)

Meg: No Way Kevin is cooler!

Sakura: Shut up!

Meg: No you Shut up! Slut!

Sakura: No you shut up! Bitch!

(Goes on for about 5 min.)

Tsunade: Shut up both of you!( knocks out both of them)

Sasuke: Whatever (thinking) those two are idiots the only woman for me is Lindsey Lohan.

Inner Sakura: I am a Guy! Holy crap cha! I can't believe Sakura is played by that ugly thing. Kevin is kinda cute.

Kakashi: Who will be Sarutobi(3rd Hokage), Shino, Pakkun, and me?

Peter: Sarutobi is Adam West. Shino is my neighbor/friend Cleavland. Pakkun is my dog Brian. You are my nice neighbor of mine Herbert.

Sarutobi: I am going to be that crazy idiot!

Adam: Did you steal my water.

Sarutobi: No!

Shino: (in his mind)I am going to be black! Oh Shit!

Pakkun: He looks better then me(sobbing)

Kakashi: I am going to be a pedophile! Damn it!

Herbert: Shut up! I am going to attract little boys easier.

Kakashi: Who will be Akumaru, Kiba, Jiraiya, Shizune, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and the Sound Village evil monkey?

Peter: Akumaru is Jasper, Brian's gay cousin. Kiba is Jasper's boyfriend. Shizune is Cleavland's ex-wife Leuretta. Jiraiya is Quagmire. Orochimaru is Micheal Jackson. Kabuto is my son Stewie. Sound Village Evil Monkey is nobody, we did not find anybody for him.

Kiba: Akumaru and I are gay! Damn it!

Akumaru: ruff (translated to Damn! Mother (beep)en)

Shizume: I am black! Oh well!

Jiraiya: Hey, we're are both perverted.

Quagmire: That's good.

Jiraiya: Hey, I think I saw you somewhere before.

Quag.: Well, my mom got the sperm that formed me from a sperm donor, and I could have a half-brother anywhere.

(A cutaway scene appeared in the show American Dad!)

Stan: (to family) Hey everybody, I found out my dad donated sperm, and I could have a half-brother anywhere.

Steve: That's nice!

(Back to main story)

Chris: I think I know who the Hidden Sound Village Evil Monkey is. (The Hidden Sound Village Evil Monkey popped out a window and pointed angrily at him) DAH!

Kakashi: Who will be Enma, one of my dogs, Rock Lee, Kurenai, Asuma, Neji, and Hinata?

Peter: Enma is the Good version of Evil Monkey. One of your dogs is Jesse, Herbert's dog. Lee is Cleveland Jr. Kurenai is Bonnie, Joe's wife. Asuma is Mort Goldmon, our local Jewish pharmacist. Neji is Neil Goldman, his son. Hinata is Jennifer Love Hewitt, Neil's cousin.

Enma: This will be okay. Do you have a shorter name?

Good version of Evil Monkey: Just, call me Jomo.

(Everybody paused)

A/N: Jomo is a pun on Mojo-Jojo on Powerpuff Girls.

(End pause)

One of Kakashi's dogs: ruff (translated to Damn it, he's better looking than me. Well, we're the same size, and I'm the second smallest dogs. That's good)

Lee: I am going to be a hyperactive black kid. That's awesome. My taijutsu will work better.

Kurenai: I would always be pregnant! Oh, well!

Asuma: I will be a nerd who doesn't smoke! Damn it!

Mort: Smoking is unhygienic and causes lung cancer.

Neji: Damn it! I am going to be a nerd who is obsessed with an ugly girl.

Meg: Go to hell! Whatever your name is.

Hinata: (whispering) damn! I am going to be hot!

Kakashi: Who will be Gai, Tenten, Ino, and Shikamaru?

Peter: Gai is Dave Campell our local nudist. Tenten is Carol Pewterschitt. Ino is Connie Di'Minco. Shikamaru is Steinberg, Chris's Jewish class mate.

Gai: I will be a nudist! Oh well!

Tenten: Oh damn it! I am going to be an old lady!

Ino: Awesome, I am going to be a hot blond that is way better looking than what Sakura got.

Meg: Go to hell! Bitch!

Connie: Hey, she's got a big point.

Meg: You also shut up, bitch!

Shikamaru: What a drag! Oh well, I'm played by a Jew and Jewish people are smart.

Steinberg:That's true for my family. Most of them are bankers, producers, and college professors in advance physics.

Kakashi:I believe that's all of them. Everybody, know your characters. Oh… wait , what about the evil people?

Peter: There are at the Sound Village.

(a cutaway scene appeared with Stewie and Micheal in the Sound Village.)

Stewie: (to a villager) Where to find Orochimaru and Kabuto?

Villager: They're right behind you.(Stewie turns around and sees them)

Stewie: (startled) DAH! What the duce?(back to normal) Hi, Orochimaru and Kabuto.

Orochimaru: Sup. Who will play me and Kabuto?

Stewie: Micheal Jackson is you and I am Kabuto.

Orochimaru: (to MJ)I love your work. That's the reason I am also pale with long hair.

Kabuto: I am going to be played by a baby!

Stewie: Hey, I'm smart and know how to beat people up.

Kabuto: That's good.

Orochimaru: (to MJ) I've found my own fan club on for you. We all talk about how good a singer you are.

MJ: That's nice. This going to be better then the time I was in the horror movie "Pulse".

(a cutaway scene appeared set in the movie "Pulse". It's the scene when a girl is doing her laundry and her clothes are being thrown out of the dryer and some dude pops out of it. If you have seen the trailer for it you would know what I mean.)

Girl: (after noticing the clothes being thrown out) What the hell! (hears voices from dryer)

Voices(MJ): Oh, aw, ew, um…(other sounds)

(she looks inside and sees MJ and a boy under 13)

Boy: Oh, God! Help me! Hey you bitch! Help me before he takes off my pants and underwear!

MJ: Um, don't listen to him. You didn't see anything. (closes door and you hear more sounds)

Boy: Bitch, why are you not helping me? (The girl took out a PPSH, opened the door, and opened fire on Michael Jackson)

MJ: (with shooting and gore sounds) Oh, God! No!

Boy: Thanks!

(Back to cutaway scene)

MJ: Luckily, I was rebuilt after that.

Orochimaru: That was a nice story. Okay, here are my clothing and head band. Wear them everyday.

MJ: They're all the same.

Orochimaru: They can't afford to give me new clothing styles.

Kabuto: (to Stewie) Here's my clothing. They are all the same.

Stewie : That's nice.

Orochimaru: Kabuto and I will tell you what to do.( Orochimaru talks for a while) If you need help, ask my ninjas. Okay, time to leave for our flight. (Orochimaru and Kabuto got their suitcases and went to their taxi to the airport.)

Stewie: Oh, they get a taxi, and we get a damn hike.

(Back to the main story)

Kakashi: Is everybody done meeting their characters?

Crowd: Yes!

Kakashi: Okay, give them your clothing. You guys must wear them everyday.(they gave everybody cloths)

Dave: Aw man, cloths.

Gai: You can go commando like me and they also feel like you are wearing nothing at all.

Dave: That's nice. Yea!

Kakashi: Give them your keys to your houses. ( they gave their keys) Did all of you get to know your characters?

Crowd: Yes!

Kakashi: Give them your belongings. Hey look at the time, we must leave now. (They all went on the airport bus. Peter and the gang are all ticked off because they hiked instead of using motorized vehicles.)

Naruto characters: Good bye!

Family Guy characters: Farewell!

(as the bus leaves the gate)

Lois: Assholes!

(Meg wakes up)

Meg: What the hell happened! And where is that bitch Sakura!

Peter: Oh! Kakashi took her to the airport with the rest…Oh wait, it's Meg …Shut up Meg! (Hits her in the head)

(End Chapter)

(ending song)

Narrator: Next time on "Where were you when the world turned upside-down?" Wow we need a shorter title. Peter and the gang know their characters. What will happen next? Probably something stupid. Find out next time!

Summer: Ok everyone how was it? Good? Bad? What? I want to know so review!

(brother comes in)

Bro: What are you doing?

Summer: Just writing my story. Thanx by the way for the idea! People actually love it! I had a lot of sugar! WEEEEEEE…….

Bro: OK tell the readers I want some crack. Weeee…

Summer: You are to young you asshole!

Bro: When I say crack I mean sugar…(whisper) and crack.

Summer: Ohhhh… Ok then.(to readers) R&R plz!

Bro: What she said.(whisper) I still want my crack. I coocoo for crack.(back to normal voice) Big Brother is watching you!

Summer: You're my little baby brother and what did you say before that?

Bro: Nothing (shifty eyes) and I am 13 So there!

Summer: But I still think of you as a baby hehe