It was the day that Harry and Dawn was going to Hogwarts standing on the platform nine and three quarters "ok do you both have everything?" Theodore ask.

"yes" Harry and Dawn said.

"your clothes" Theodore said.

"yes" they said.

"books and other stuff for school" he said.

"yes" they said again.

"weapons and armor to use on people who piss you off" he said.

"yes" they said.

"my teleporter" he said.

"yes/no" they said.

"I knew it" Theodore said pointing at Harry.

"hey no fair" Harry said as he hand back the teleporter.

"it's fair when I told you to stop using it" Theodore said

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"what did I do" Harry said.

"Japan" Theodore said.

"so" he said.

"Las Vegas" he said.

"Reno" Harry said.

"we don't talk about Reno" Theodore said in the emo corner.

"you know he is going to get you back for that" Dawn said.

"yeah but it is how Glados wins any fights with him" Harry said

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"so how do I beat you in a fight" Dawn ask.

"easy you don't " Harry said.

"Reno" Glados said.

"we don't talk about Reno" Harry said in the emo corner with Theodore.

"ok what did happen in Reno" Dawn ask.

"let's just say that it had something to do with a snake, a Santa, four women, and a evil clone of Theodore and Harry" Glados said.

"I don't get it" Dawn said.

Just then both Theodore and Harry pop out of nowhere "we don't talk about Reno!" they both yelled.

"ok ok let's just get the whole sad good byes so you two can get some alone time" Dawn said.

"hey what does that mean" Theodore said just as Glados pulls him back by the back of his lab coat.

"simple while the kids are away we will play" Glados said with a playful smile.

"you mean" Theodore said.

"yes" she said.

"hell yes all night video games and yu-gi-oh!" Theodore said.

"so anyway we will be getting on the train now" Harry said.

"ok but before you do what do you plan on doing all year" Theodore said.

"be a good student" Harry said.

"bull shit" Theodore said.

"what I am telling the truth" Harry said.

"double bull shit" Theodore said.

"ok fine I am thinking about making a harem" Harry said.

"that's it no more high school D X D!" Theodore said.

"hey that's not fair you do a lot of things that are from animes" Harry said.

"Name one time I did something that was from a anime" Theodore said.

"you are doing it right now" Harry said.

This was true cause on Theodore's back was what looks like Gaara's gourd that was filled with sand "fine here you take it" Theodore said as he handed it to Harry.

"nice now I can crush all those who dare try to fight me" Harry said.

"now son remember violence is the last resort" Theodore said.

"I know right after threats and blackmail" Harry said.

"I taught you well" Glados said.

"hey I taught him that you taught him how to get away with murder" Theodore said.

"I took everything you taught him and I did better" Glados said.

"you always have to one up me" Theodore said.

"not always" She said.

"really name one time" he said.

"I didn't made a better A.I. cause you can't get better than me" Glados said with a smile.

"sometimes that smile scares me" Theodore said.

"that's not what you said last night" Glados said.

"and like that we get on the train" Dawn said as she and Harry got on the they took their seats the train starts to leave.

Back at the house Theodore was closing a portal to another world just as Glados walks in "what were you doing" she ask.

"just giving myself from a different world a really old magical book I stole from a wizard" Theodore.

"which wizard" Glados ask.

"I can't remember he was tall bleach blond hair that was slick back and he had a cane that hold his wand" he said.

"what did you do to him" she ask.

"blast a hole in the wall, burned most of his stuff, stole all his alcohol, then made out with his wife after blasting another hole in his wall right next to the other one" Theodore said.

"you made out with his wife" she ask.

"yes" he said.

"was she hot" Glados said.

"yes" Theodore said.

"ok but why give a different you the book" she ask.

"so another story can be written" Theodore said as they both went to bed.