I feel so dirty now… Writing lemons'll do that to you, I guess…
Um… Yeah… Well, everybody wants Raimundo next, so I suppose I have no choice! Heh… Should I add RaiJack? It seems to be a sudden popular thing! Maybe I'll add some, maybe I won't. Who knows!
Entering The Mind Of…
Raimundo.
First Moment To Kill: When Kimiko defeated Jack in the battle for the Golden Tiger Claws.
Alternative 1:
Kimiko flipped down and landed gracefully in front of the guys. She smiled a triumphantly happy smile and tossed Omi the claws. Raimundo stared in wonderment.
'She's so hot… She's SO HOT!' Rai thought as his eyes ran over his teammate. 'I wonder if she'd kill me if I kissed her right now. She deserves a kiss… I need to kiss her. I have to kiss her! OHMYGOD WHY IS SHE SO HOT?"
Kimiko said something to him, frowning. Raimundo didn't even register it. He just jumped on her and smashed his lips into hers. He kissed her until his lips bled.
Alternative 2:
Kimiko landed in front of them. She said she hoped the guys had more respect for girls.
"What're you offering there, Kim?" Rai asked, a sly grin on his face.
Kimiko pouted at him and was about to talk when Rai interrupted.
"Should I show everyone 'Sir Stiff'?" he asked with a devilish wink.
Kimiko screeched and slammed Rai's head into a rock. His brains exploded out and Rai fell dead on the ground.
Second Moment to Kill: My favorite idea that I just had!: Chase saying he loves Kimiko's perfume when she was pretending to be Jack.
Only Alternative:
Chase leaned in and sniffed Kimiko, who was pretending to be Jack, and said flirtatiously, "By the way, love the perfume…"
Raimundo jumps in front of 'Jack' and slaps Chase across the face. Rai shouts at him, "Back off! She's mine!"
Chase stares in complete shock, his eyes wide. Very slowly he begins backing away before sprinting away and screaming at the top of his lungs.
Omi and Clay both fall on the ground laughing, Kimiko passes out, Wuya throws up.
Third Moment To… I'm sorry, I'm still giggling at that last one… Hang on while I gather myself…
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Third Moment To Kill: When Kimiko is teasing Raimundo about ninja Fred.
Alternative 1:
Kimiko mutters some mushy baby talk about his 'bearsy waersy'.
Raimundo frowns at her when suddenly Clay says, "I like sensitive guys who sleep with teddy bears… It seems more feminine that way…"
Raimundo turns and stares at Clay in shock. Omi pipes up, "It is quite arousing to watch Raimundo suck on his thumb whilst he holds his teddy bear against his chest…"
Raimundo's jaw drops to the floor.
Master Fung speaks up, "I myself have had to disinfect my pants after watching him all night once…"
Raimundo's eyes bulge out of his head.
Dojo adds, "Oh please, I've been in his pants while he was asleep once… I've got you all beat!"
Raimundo's head explodes.
Alternative 2:
Kimiko talks like a baby about Rai's 'bearsy waersy'.
Rai grins like a devil and asks, "Wanna show me your bearsy waersy, Kim?"
Kimiko backs away from Raimundo.
Fourth Moment To Kill: Raimundo washing Chase's underwear…! XD Loved that scene.
Alternative Only.
Raimundo snaps out of his trance, holds up the undies he's holding and asks, "Why am I washing Chase's underwear?"
Chase asks, "Why aren't you?"
Suddenly Rai's face is shoved into the underwear and before he knows it, Raimundo is making love to the prince of darkness.
Fifth Moment To Kill: Also the last for Raimundo: When Raimundo sniffs Clay's underwear! XD Also loved that scene!
Alternative Only:
Raimundo takes in a huge whiff of the underwear in his hand.
Clay shouts, "Hey those are mine!" He snatches them from Raimundo's hands.
Raimundo shrugs.
"That's okay, I have more in my bedroom…"
Yes. Raimundo was Chappie 3. He won those rights. Who do you guys want next?
I have a feeling there's gonna be requests for Omi and Clay…
Again, characters can be repeated if you guys request scenes or I come up with more.
So ask away!
