Hi again everyone! I've been a very busy bee but won't bore you all with details :L here is Chapter 3, hope you all enjoy please r+r :)

I'm gonna try something out and see if it works this may happen for only this chapter :D if not well maybe I could try and do it in other chapters :D

DISCLAIMER: The idea of Bella and Edward's diaries popped in my head after reading Stephenie Meyer's amazing book, she owns the characters, I own the plot :D


The Cullen/Swan Wedding Diaries

Spinning the Bottle and Clown Faces

"How about Spin the Bottle!" Emmett's loud voice said over the movie we were watching, Juno always got me in the mood for Sunny D.

"This has to be one of the weirdest bachelorette parties I've ever been to" Bella laughed.

"One, Sis, this isn't just a bachelorette party now, it's a bachelor and bachelorette party" Alice giggled "And two? Well what other pre-wedding celebrations have you been to?"

I chuckled as Bella pretended to go in a huff while she sat on my lap.

"Yeah well still it feels more like a teenage party than a "bachelor and bachelorette party" shouldn't there be something else?" she asked, all of our attention of the movie was now lost.

"Huh, are you in need of a stripper Belly?" Emmett smirked, oh god where was this heading? "I'd happily strip for you, or is that Edward's job Bells?" a growl escaped from me, Bella was blushing furiously and the rest of the couples were laughing loudly.

"Em, I'm not too sure Bella or Edward would like you to strip for her. Best leave it to Eddie-Boy here" Rosalie laughed moving closer to kiss Emmett.

"Woah! Really don't want to hear anymore! How bout we just go back to the Spin the Bottle idea" Jasper drawled.

"Good idea" I replied, making him chuckle. Alice jumped up and went to grab an empty beer bottle. Bella also stood up and switched the DVD for a CD so we could listen to some music.

~~~TC/SWD~~~

"Okay this really tickles" Bella giggled, she was hidden away from our view by Rose and Alice while they worked on her face, and she was dared by Jasper to get a crazy make-over. You could hear them snorting with laughter. I hope it isn't too bad.

"Don't worry Bella, we're finished. Now keep your eyes closed until I tell you, you can open them." Rose giggled while grabbing the mirror beside her. I still couldn't see what with Alice still standing in front of her.

"Okay, three, two, one, ta-da!" Alice said bursting out laughing at Bella's reaction. The girls moved away so we could see. I was speechless but Emmett and Jasper were howling with laughter on the floor. Sat in a chair in the corner of the room with face painted like a clown with the girls make-up was my Bella.

Is she scowling?

"Seriously tell me the truth Edward, I like stupid right?" Bella said standing up and made her way to me.

"Oh erm no not at all love, in fact you look like a cute clown" I said placing a kiss on her pouting lips. A burst of snorts escaped from the others who had just calmed but now they were laughing again, this was easily stopped by the glare they received from Bella.

"Err...so who's next!"Alice said attempting to change the subject.

"Well I'll be spinning and whoever it stops at better be preparing themselves for my revenge" Bella grumbled sitting back down in the spot in the circle she was sat in before, I joined her and the others joined us with Rosalie sitting on the couch. Bella reached forward and the bottle began to spin...

"No way!" Emmett's loud voice boomed when the bottle stopped.

"Well Mr Emmett revenge is sweet" Bella smirked.

"But the whole clown thing wasn't my idea!" Emmett said.

"Yeah but you still laughed" she carried on smirking, she placed a finger on her chin to think "well... what will it be Emmett, oh wait you've already had truth so now it's dare...hmm I dare you Emmett to dress up in Rosalie's underwear" she said grinning which made me chuckle. This time it was Emmett and Rosalie glaring and Bella and I roaring with laughter with Alice and Jazz but with a scary Rosalie still glaring at us, we soon shut up while both Em and Rose left the room.

Ten minutes later and let the new round of loud laughter to fill the room. Standing in the doorway was Emmett standing with his jeans on but his t-shirt was no longer there and was replaced with one of Rosalie's bras.

Even Rosalie couldn't control her laughter when she came back in the room, we all tried to gain composure but we still giggled and chuckled, we were all sat back in our places except Emmett who was still standing under the doorway.
"C'mon then Emmett, we need to get back to the game or would you rather I called you a more feminine name?" Bella giggled, Emmett just rolled his eyes and then started to make his way to us, had he drank too much 'cos he looked quite unbalanced, jeez! Rose had put heels on him! I was doing quite well at holding my new laughter in but that was soon forgotten when he took another step.

"Woah! Going Down!" he said collapsing onto the ground.

We were all crying with laughter, god my sides were killing, we were doing a hell of a lot of laughing.

"Who's going to be next?" Emmett grumbled.

~~~TC/SWD~~~

After a very long game of spin the bottle, we got back to watching a movie this time it was Remember Me, it was the girl's choice so most of the time I just watched Bella watching the film and soothed her at the end. When the movie ended Rosalie spoke up.

"Em, I'm tired could you carry me to bed?" Rosalie yawned; yeah this was definitely a different type of bachelor/bachelorette party.

"Kay Babe" Emmett replied lifting her in his arms and saying night to us before going into Rosalie's room.

"Well... this is different, what do you want to do now?" Alice said pulling her cover over her and Jazz a bit more.

"Dunno" Bella and I both replied.

"Well I have a very nice bottle of Tequila how about a round of shots" Jasper grinned, "C'mon just one drink". You could tell that Alice was going to happily join in so they were waiting on Bella and I.

"One drink?" Bella turned to me which I then turned to smirk at Jasper.

"One drink?" I asked, which Jasper then returned the smirk back.

"One drink" he chuckled holding up one finger. God the aftermath of this wasn't going to be good.

~~~TC/SWD~~~

I woke up to no sign of Bella beside me but I could hear the lovely sound of someone throwing up.

I stumbled into the bathroom and helped Bella by getting her a glass of water and holding back her hair.

"Urrgh please go away" Bella mumbled tiredly.

"Nope sorry but I am going to be your husband by the end of the year and it's my job to hold your hair back, here drink this" I said handing her the glass of cool water. She sat with her back against the wall beside the toilet. I didn't feel as bad but I sure did have a major headache.

"One drink my ass" Bella carried on mumbling, making me chuckle.

"I know the feeling Love, I lost count of how much we drank last night" I said sitting beside her and pulling her to my side. We sat quietly for a few minutes before Bella sat back up.

"Oh God I'm gonna be sick" Bella said moving to the toilet. After she made attempt to clean herself up, I carried her back to bed, letting her get some more sleep while I went and got some food for us.

Somehow everyone else was up , Emmett and Rose were sat together on the couch watching TV while Jasper sat at the table with his head on the table and Alice was skipping around the small kitchen making some toast.

"How the hell are you so not hung over Alice?" I said confused at how she wasn't feeling the same as Bells.

"Because if you could remember I went to bed after that one drink" Alice smirked handing me a plate of toast.

"Well I'm gonna go back to see how Bella's feeling" I said after having some fruit juice and taking some more juice and toast for Bella.

"Kay give her a hug from her big sis" Alice giggled wiping down the counter.

~~~TC/SWD~~~

The others were heading back home but Bella and I were staying in the hotel for another day before we headed back home. So after a day of nursing hangovers and watching even more movies, Bella and I decided we would spend our last day thinking about wedding plans.

"How about the 13th of August?" I asked looking at the pocket diary Bella carries around with her.

"Yeah I like the idea of that" she smiled giving me a kiss and going back to looking at the wedding dresses in the magazine. She didn't seem to have much luck with finding the "perfect dress" by the looks of her face and she soon sighed and then moved closer beside me so we could look for a venue together on the laptop I had brought.

"I was wondering should we get married outside Forks or should we have our wedding there?" she asked placing her chin on her hand.

"I don't mind it would be quite nice to have it somewhere sunnier though" I replied, we both laughed.

"Hmm... how about we leave looking for venues for now, I'm in the mood for doing something else" she smiled.

"And what would that be?" I smirked placing a kiss on her cheek.

"How about we go do some shopping?" she grinned.

"I thought you hated shopping?" I chuckled.

"Well normally I do but I need some more inspiration to what type of dress I want and plus I do need some new clothes that are picked by me" she smiled standing up to get ready.

"Wow Bella Swan wanting to shop, I'm shocked..." I said putting the laptop away and grabbing my coat and car keys she giggled and grabbed my hand pulling us to leave.

~~~TC/SWD~~~

"I seriously think that your sister has possessed you, are we almost done?" I said sitting down on one of the chairs in the dressing room beside the cubicle Bella was changing in.

"Hmm almost what do you think of this?" Bella said stepping out wearing some skinny jeans, t-shirt with a shirt over it.

"I like it" I smiled making her nod and go back into the cubicle to change into her own clothes. When she finished changing and gave the "no" clothes to the assistant I took the ones she was going to get from her and we made our way to pay for them.

"There's one more shop I want to go to before we go back to get our bags" Bella said as we made our way through the Mall.

"And where's that?" I asked. She moved closer to whisper in my ear.

"Victoria's Secret" she smirked, God she was going to be the death of me.

~~~TC/SWD~~~

After what felt like a long journey home we finally made it home.

"Oh well I'm going to head to bed, I think Alice has left my body" she laughed kissing me before starting to make her way to our room.

"Okay I'm just gonna write a little something before coming up, sweet dreams, I love you Bella" I said as she started going upstairs.

"I love you too Edward" She smiled, looking over the banister at me.

Dear Diary

No guy ever wants to admit what I am about to say, I'm actually scared of Rose when she's pregnant. I seriously hope Bella isn't as scary with the mood swings. It doesn't help that Emmett has been telling crazy stories to me, both personal and books that he read. Yeah Emmett reading "How to be a Dad" books, it is believable though. Nah Emmett's gonna be a great dad even without the books. I had let Em and Jazz know –before we headed to our hotel room- that Bells and I wanted to start trying after we were married. After telling him he started cutting down on the crazy stories.

Well anyway, Em's Bachelor night went well, or maybe I should say the Bachelor/Bachelorette party for both Em and Rose. I really missed Bella when she wasn't there and it had only been a few hours, she seriously has me wrapped round her finger but what the heck, I love it!

So even though I had a major headache the next day and Bella had a serious of puking marathons, we had a lot of laughs last night and we all had great fun. The next step is the wedding itself, Jasper's being Best Man but Emmett asked me stand at the top of the aisle with him which was a great thing to be asked. It means that I get to walk with Bella down the aisle.

So we did some shopping today which was tiring but fun, Bella bought the most but I did buy some new shirts and a pair of jeans, I even got a new pair of converses so now I don't have to be dragged into a shopping trip by Alice...I hope.

I best get going 'cos I feel like I'm going to pass out I'm that tired.

Will be back soon.

E.

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