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(Charisma) Well, you're in luck. The RowdyRuff Boys is happening now, but with a twist. The Boys Are Back In Town will be a little further down. Thank you for reviewing.
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The PowerPunk Girls
"The city of Townsville...".
The sound of a weapon being fired is heard. "Is under attack by Mojo Jojo!". Mojo blasts a car parked by the curb and leaps into view, carrying an oversized laser cannon and laughing madly. He then proceeds to destroy a bus causing several people to run in terror, then he takes down a building and a statue of the Mayor on horseback. Next he targets a row of buildings and wipes them out one by one, as the dust clears the boys can be seen flying in.
"Go, Boys. Go!". Below, Mojo laughs evilly and prepares to fire again, but his aim is thrown off when the boys zip past him. Catching himself, he quickly opens fire on them but they dodge every shot.
Firing back, Brick blasts his cannon reducing it to molten sludge in his hands. Not giving him an inch, Butch nails him. "Curse you-". Boomer punches him. "RowdyRuff-". He's sent flying towards to a waiting Brick. "Boys!". Brick delivers the finishing blow and he blacks out.
...
Coming to, he realizes he's handcuffed and being photographed for his mug shot. His fingerprints are taken, and he's thrown into a prison cell, now dressed in convict stripes. Through all this, his face is frozen in a silent scream, and he rushes back to the door just before it's slammed shut. Holding the bars, he gibbers angrily.
The Next Day...
"The City of Townsville is under attack!".
Mojo flies by in his now airborne observatory, and he destroys an area in the city. Fighter jets roar across the sky, ground-based missile launchers lock unto him, and tanks roll through the streets. Maneuvering his aircraft, he takes note of these threats and easily dispatches them with a single shot.
Cackling in triumph, he doesn't notice Boomer flying past him until he stops right in his line of sight. Choking, he stares uneasily as Boomer flies around his craft, his telescope eye following his movements.
Arriving on the scene, Butch punches the end of the machine, knocking it off balance, and Brick grabs hold of the machine. He swings the entire craft around himself a bit, before finally launching it clear into space. Inside, Mojo shakes his fists in defeat. "Curse you RowdyRuff Boys!".
Back on Earth, Mojo repeats the process of being cuffed, photographed, fingerprinted, and thrown into a cell. However this time, his teeth are clenched angrily.
The Next Day
"The city of Townsville is under attack! Again!".
Now controlling a large robot, he punches and kicks several buildings to the ground, attacks a car and ship, then punches another building into rubble. Like before, he cackles at the destruction, but the sight of the boys flying by him quickly shuts him up.
Dodging a swipe of the robot's arm, Brick strikes back with a quick punch to the dome of his head, cracking it. Below them, Boomer and Butch rip out two telephone poles near the robot's feet, and makes a makeshift tripwire. Flying up behind the machine, Brick pushes it, causing it to fall. Crashing to the ground, the force of the impact hurtles Mojo through the weak spot in the dome and he rolls to a stop at the boy's feet.
"Give it up, Mo-Joke!". Butch sneers.
"You will never defeat us. So there!". He blows a raspberry for added emphasis.
"The RowdyRuff Boys never lose!". Announces a very smug looking Brick.
Again, Mojo is cuffed, photographed, fingerprinted, and thrown into prison. Landing in his cell, he does so headfirst and after a moment, he tumbles onto his sides. His eyes go red with fury, and a few seconds later, he snaps. Screeching at the top of his lungs like a wild ape, he proceeds to thrash his cell.
His tantrum subsiding, Mojo sat huddled in the corner of his cell under the glare of a single light. "Curse those accursed RowdyRuff Boys. They always defeat my plans!". His eyes are still alight with fury. "I must devise a plan so diabolical, so sinister, it will bring those tiny titans to their knees!". He then ponders on an idea. "I need to beat them at their own game". He then gasps. "I need to fight fire with fire! I need-". He pauses, struck with an idea. "I need to make a phone call".
"Hey, shut up in there!".
The Utonium's House
"The RowdyRuff Boy's House!". The Narrator sings.
Suddenly, the hotline blares to life and Boomer picks it up. "Hello?".
"Hello-uh, may I speak to Professor Utonium?".
"Who shall I say is calling?". Boomer asks politely.
"Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger". A short pause follows.
"PROFESSOR!". Boomer yells, and Mojo cringes. "THERE'S A STRANGER ON THE PHONE!". He places the receiver on the table and runs off making 'whooshing' noises.
"Hello, Mr. Stranger. What can I do for you?".
"Oh". Mojo clears his throat. "Uh, hi, I'm calling from Townsville Community College and I'm doing a report on the RowdyRuff Boys, and I was wondering-". He fires out rapidly, "What exactly are those little imps made of?".
"Aha!". He lists off the ingredients on his fingers. "Eight cups of Snails, a pinch of snips and a puppy dog tail, and-". He pauses. "Now, this one's important. Accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!".
"That's it?!". Catching himself, he clears his throat. "I mean- wow, thanks".
"I also have a great recipe for pound-". Already gotten what he needed, Mojo hung up the phone.
"Snips and Snails and a Puppy Dog Tail? That's too simple". He shakes his head. "I need something tougher. Harder. More bratty. Hmm...". He looks around the room, deep in thought. "What are little brats made of". His eyes lit up instantly, a plan already forming in his mind, and he rushed off into the kitchen to gather a few ingredients.
"Let's see now. Salt and vinegar and everything nasty". He cups said ingredients in his palms. "All that leaves is-". He looks around the cell. "Chemical X! There's gotta be something around here with that potency. Hmm- let's see..". Searching the cell, he spots the glowing toilet emitting fumes. "Aha". Rushing over, he embraces it and inhales deeply. "Yes. Definitely, Chemical X!". Looking up, he peers through the windows at the moon. "Ahh, the moon is in proper alignment". He stares back at the toilet, now with candles lit up around it. "The cauldron awaits. And the ingredients are ripe". He holds them up above the toilet. "Let the seeds of evil bear fruit!". He then drops them and flushes the toilet.
The gurgling of water in the pipes dies away, and an eerie hush falls over the cell as he watches the toilet. After a while, it begins to shake and rattle, throwing off small squirts of water.
"Yes, yes, yes!". Finally it erupts like a geyser and sends a jet of brownish-gray water up to the ceiling. Trying to protect himself, the geyser turns into a flood and sweeps him towards the front of his cell.
After the water drains away, Mojo collapses on the floor, gasping for breath. He only has a moment to catch himself, as three figures loom over him.
Three small girls stood in front of him. One had long red hair held by a skull and cross bones barrette and a large, messy red ribbon in her hair. She's wearing a red shirt shirt with a red dot and collar. She's also wearing a red plaid skirt, white tights and black Mary Janes. This is Berserk.
Beside her stood another, this one with long blonde pigtails held by visible, blue bows. She's wearing a blue tank top with a semi circle neckline at the top that stops above the navel, and a black mini skirt. She's sporting six bangles on her arms. (four blue, two yellow) She's also wearing white tights with black boots. This is Brat.
Another stood off to the side, she was sporting a black, spiked, rockstar hair and wearing a black dress with a spiked belt and bracelets, one on each arm. She's also wearing white tights and fishnet stockings, along with black boots. This is Brute.
Mojo looks on ecstatic at his creations, and he scoops them up in a hug. "Ah, my children!".
Berserk then punches him in irritation and hauls him up to the ceiling. "Hands off!". She shakes him. "Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?".
"Why, yes, I am your FATHER!". He pushes her off and she falls to the ground next to her sisters. "CHILDREN".
"Hey! We ain't no babies!". Shouts an agitated Brat.
"We're the PowerPunk Girls!". They exclaim in unison.
"Brat!".
"Berserk!".
"Brute!".
"We're here to kick some butt!". Berserk states. "And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!". A cold smirk dances across her face.
"Oh, no, no,no, girls. You don't want to kick my butt. My butt is as rotten as yours". Says a very calm Mojo. "What you want are butts settled on the thrown of justice".
"Yeah!".
"Butts planted in the soil of nobility!".
"Yeah!".
"Butts nestled between the pillars of beating up bad guys and fun! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the RowdyRuff Boys!".
"Let's get 'em!".
"I'd be glad to take you to them, if we only had a way out of heeeee-". Berserk grabs him, and Brute and Brat punch a hole in the ceiling and they fly off.
"Wow, oh, wow!". The Narrator breathes. "Those girls are b-b-bad to the bone!".
The Next Day
"The city of Townsville...". A giant, one eyed octopus rears up and roars. "Is under attack!".
Charging in, Butch punches the beast and his brothers fly in low behind him, and dodges the tentacles swung at them. Grabbing hold of said tentacle, Brick chops it off and proceeds to beat the creature with it. Both Boomer and Butch double tackles it, and Brick swings the tentacle one last time, knocking out the creature.
Swaying back and forth, it finally falls over.
"Boomer, look out!". His brothers cry out.
Noticing the incoming danger, he tries to shoo away a group of ladybugs. "Go away, ladybugs. Go away... Huh?". Looking up, he panicks as the creature gets closer and turns back. "Go away, ladybugs. Fly! Fly away!". Taking matters into his own hands, he sucks in a lungful of air and blows the ladybugs to safety, but doesn't have no time to save himself. "Uh oh...".
Splat!
Gasping in horror, the two fly over and lands beside the creature's eyes. After a moment, it starts to bulge and Boomer bursts out, covered in green slime.
"Boomer, are you okay?".
"I think so, I-".
"Why don't you guys pick on someone your own size!".
Annoyed at the interruption, the three look to the direction the voice came from.
Frowning at the looks, Berserk spoke up again. "We're the PowerPunk Girls, and we wanna fight!". They promptly lay into the boys, knocking them into a building.
Both Boomer and Butch laid dazed on the sidewalk, as Brick climbs out of a large hole. "What's with these girls?".
Catching himself, Butch sits up and glares darkly at the tree. "I think they're asking for a butt-whooping!". Zipping away, he tackles Berserk into a dumpster and pounds away on her.
Coming to her rescue, the two sisters knock him away and wails punches on him.
Flashing in, the boys send the two skidding beside their sister. Rubbing her head, Berserk got up and frowned at them. "You're supposed to cry when we hit you. Mojo said you were punks!".
"Yeah!". Brat agreed.
Spluttering as Boomer helped him up, Butch growled. "Come say that to my face!".
"What are you guys, new?". Asked Brick rhetorically.
"We're the RowdyRuff Boys!". They declare.
"And it takes a lot more than girls with punk in their name to go pointing fingers!". Says Boomer, blowing a raspberry.
Irked, Berserk sprang forward and punches Brick in the face, but he catches her with a high kick. Brat has a hold of Boomer and she slams him onto the ground, but he throws her off, and into a building.
Brick and Berserk begins trading blows again. Now Brute lays into Butch, and he grabs her arm and spins her around to slam her again a wall. Squaring off against Berserk, Brick punches her clear across the face, and into a building.
As the dust clears, the three sisters seethes in rage. "Acrobattack!". Berserk commands, and they begin doing high-speed cartwheels down the street. When they reach the boys, they do a handstand kick and send them into the air.
Going after them, they catch their feet and spin them around, each one kicking their counterpart into the pavement.
Glaring up at them, Brick screamed. "Ballistic Barrage!". Springing into action, the boys leap from building to building, zigzagging towards the girls before flying up and dive bombing them. Returning the favor, the boys drill the girls deep into the road.
...
The trios charge at each other, screaming in fury and batters away at each other mercilessly.
Berserk slamming Brick into the ground by his hair. Brat kicking Boomer in the guts, and into a store.
"Boomer! Are you alright?". The store owner asked, helping him up.
Rubbing his head, he answered. "Yeah, I'm okay. Sorry about your window, Mr. Looper". Not waiting for a response, he quickly rejoins the fight.
"It's Cooper!".
Butch, meanwhile, is after Brute, but she lands a punch that knocks him through two buildings and into an apartment. Jumping in, she smirked confidently at Butch, who growls and smacks her back outside with a couch.
The brawl continues, neither side giving an inch. Brick and Berserk continues to go at it, Berserk flying around a corner and past a woman with Brick hot on her trail, flying under the woman's skirt causing it to fly up. The two then tackle each other through several buildings.
Gaining the advantage, the girls send the boys careening into the steps of Townsville Hall.
"Wh.. wh... where'd they go now?". Asked a disoriented Butch.
Coming to, Brick rubs his head. "I don't know. But if we keep smashing up Townsville like this, I-".
Suddenly, the talking dog screams in terror. Looking up, the boy's eyes widen at the sight of Brat hurling a bus at them, Berserk a plane, and Brute an ocean liner.
"Oh, crap".
Shooting off, they each catch the vehicles thrown by their counterparts. Taking advantage of their distraction, the girls sucker punch the boys into yet another wall.
"These girls aren't holding back!". Brick grunts out.
"They're really out to get us!". Butch
"And they don't care who gets in their ways!". Boomer points out.
"We better take this fight out of Townsville before some innocent people get hurt!". Brick advises, and they all take off.
"Catch us if you can!". Butch taunts.
"Look at those wuss!". Sneers Brute.
"Yeah! Running like little chickens!". Brat shouts after them.
"Let's get 'em!". They take off after them.
Looking over his shoulder, Brick speeds up. "Here they come!".
"Get 'em girls!". Blindsiding them, the girls each plant a kiss to the boy's cheeks.
The reaction was instantaneous, as the boys faces contorted in horror and disgust, and they screamed.
Smirking at their reactions, the three laugh and fly away, leaving behind a trio of broken brothers. The boys slowly descend, their heads hung in defeat.
"Boys! Boys!". Ms. Bellum ran up to them. "What are you doing?"
Growling, Butch faces her. "We're leaving! They beat us... with a stupid kiss".
Ms. Bellum only sighs, gathers them up in a huddle, and whispered something to them.
"Ew!". Cried Butch.
Scene Change
Flying into view, the boys blow raspberries at the shocked girls, and then zipped away. "What the-".
Mojo does a spit take. "GET THEM!".
Bursting through the window, they go after boys, but stop short suddenly. "What the-".
The boys stood in front of them, all sporting shy expressions, and a box of chocolate, roses and a teddy bear. Stepping forward, they each give their gifts and parts with a cute kiss to the cheek.
Immediately, the girls squeal loudly in pure happiness, and spontaneously combust. Wasting no time, Brick and Butch quickly destroys their gifts and scrubbed furiously at their mouths.
Boomer just hugs his teddy bear and watches, a smile playing on his face. "I kinda liked kissing".
The two throw him disgusted looks.
"So once again the day is saved - thanks to the RowdyRuff Boys!".
To be Continued...
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